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Proper Ball Care And Off-Season Usage

November 7, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Fellow hacks, we must must properly care for our balls during the cold months. It is important that our balls receive the T.L.C. they deserve. Our balls are a vital part to our success…on the course, of course. Get your mind out of the gutter!  A couple of important things to remember.

  • Keep them clean – Dirt that stays on golf balls for longer periods of time will be harder to clean.
  • Keep them at room temp – Too cold, no good. Too hot, no good. Room temp, just right! Balls stay better in proper conditions…like I had to tell you that.

Now that the golf season has ended, what else can I do with all these golf balls? Well, besides some indoor putting, I thought I would go over other uses for golf balls that you might not know. If you have a green thumb and care about the environment you can use old golf balls on the bottom of planters and flower pots. The spacing between them should give you good drainage.

If you are a handyman and golf fanatic it is fairly easy to make these into drawer and cabinet knobs. If your significant other thinks golf ball accents and motifs are too much you can tone it down a bit and keep it to your garage or work bench drawers.  

You know those knots in your mid or upper back? Well, golf balls could help. What you need:

  • a golf ball
  • a wall
  • you  

Place the golf ball on the problem area between your back and the wall. Apply some pressure by leaning against the ball and move in circular fashion. If this is too intense you may substitute a tennis ball…Sally. PLEASE NOTE: I am not a medical professional and not responsible for any injury you may inflict on yourself.

If you know of any other uses for golf balls please share them.

Hit’ em long…yell FORE!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: alternative golf ball uses, golf, golf balls, golf season

Chip Shots: Dinner, 2 Rounds of Golf or a Dozen Balls?

August 9, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | 3 Comments

What would you spend $75 on? If you answer dinner or a couple rounds, you are a normal person. If you answer a dozen balls, well I don’t know what to say but read on. Yes it’s true, Dixon Golf sells a dozen of it’s “Fire” series balls for a whopping 75 clams. They also mention that they are for pro’s and scratch golfers. I guess that means the 26 million or so hacks don’t apply. 

In Dixon’s defense, they do a lot of work with charities giving a percentage of their sales to deserving recipients. In fact they have a section on their site dedicated to it. That works for me. Anybody ever use them?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: charities, dixon golf, expensive, golf, golf balls, golf stinks

My Balls are Freezing

April 13, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 5 Comments

Will icing your golf balls add distance to your drives? (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

So my father-in-law was visiting from out of state a couple of weeks ago. One of the days during his stay, I began explaining some of the things I do to prepare for the start of the golf season (keep in mind this is a man who’s never played golf in his life).

In the middle of this conversation, he walked over to my refrigerator, opened the freezer and began looking inside. After staring at him for a few moments (wondering if my golf talk was boring him), I asked if he needed something. Here was his reply:

“No, I was just looking for your golf balls.”

WTF?

Me: “Pop, why would I keep my golf balls in the freezer?”

Him: “Well, I’ve always heard if you freeze your golf balls, they go farther. So I assumed all golfers froze their balls.”

Just then my wife came in the kitchen and our conversation about frozen balls ended. But for the rest of the day, I couldn’t shake the notion of golfers everywhere (save for me) having an unfair advantage all these years because they’ve been freezing their balls.

That night, I decided to do a little research on this frozen ball theory. Turns out, my father-in-law isn’t the only one who had heard of this little trick. A Google search returned many people asking the same question: “Does freezing your golf balls make them go farther?”

Man, what people will go through to add a few extra yards to their drives. And with such an easy solution (after all, most of us have freezers), it’s no wonder so many were interested in if this trick was fact or fiction.

I’m not sure how many of you have heard about freezing golf balls, but my research has led me to believe this is pure fantasy. In fact, studies have shown the exact opposite is true: Cold balls will actually travel a shorter distance (on average) than warm balls!

So I guess freezing your golf balls isn’t a good idea. But what about freezing your golf clubs? Sound ridiculous? Well, don’t say that to cryogenic expert and founder of the Cryogenic Institute of New England, Robin A. Rhodes:

Using a process called Nitrofreeze Cryogenic Tempering, Rhodes deep-freezes golf clubs at 300 degrees below zero inside a 24-cubic foot chamber in his Cryogenic Institute of New England office at 60 Prescott St. Deep-freezing of metals, a process first used by NASA in the 1960s, changes their microstructure, relieving stresses and producing a more consistent and uniform material, Rhodes said. As a result, the company claims that golfers get a better feel, less shaft twist for improved accuracy, a larger sweet spot and more distance.

The price tag to give your set of clubs a deep freeze? $230. Hey, it’s a small price to pay for adding some distance and feel (I just don’t want to know what late, great actor my clubs were cryogenically frozen next to)! You can read the full article HERE.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: cryogenic, golf balls, golf clubs, nitrofreeze

Prepping For The New Golf Season

March 28, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

It’s late March and for the first time in 2011 I was invited to play 9. I politely declined. Why? Well, it’s still just too cold. While the sun was shining and there was not a cloud in the sky, the temps barely rose above 40 degrees. And as I’ve mentioned before, I don’t play if the temps are below 50 degrees.

But being asked to play today has made me realize how close golf season actually is. Additionally, it had made me realize how unprepared I was! Practicing over the winter, equipment, apparel…I see now that I had better get on the stick! So I got started right away.

I’m all set with the basics – clubs and a bag. Although my bag, well one of the legs anyway, is in rough shape, it will hold up fine for this season. The clubs have only a half-season on them, so those are fine also. But I’m sure going to need something to hit, right? So balls are the first thing on my list. Turns out, this is a nice time to buy golf balls! I found myself a couple of boxes of Callaway Diablos, normally $25 to $30 for a box of 12 that must have been left over from last season, for only $13! Hopefully I’ll have the same luck with some of the other accessories I still need.

Next on the list for me are new shoes. I’ve been kicking myself since attending the Connecticut Golf Show last weekend and not taking advantage of the deals some of the retailers were touting. I’ve been pushing the same pair of Foot-Joy’s for a while now and it’s certainly time to let them go – No more just changing the spikes.

Last, but certainly not least, is practice. I simply haven’t practiced enough this winter. I’ve only been to the indoor facility twice, and one of those times was just to play the simulator with my kids! So I haven’t worked on my swing, drives, short game, putting…nothing! Now, as you may or may not know by now, I don’t particularly care how well I play. But, I do want to at least give myself a chance and somewhat appear to know what I’m doing. Will that happen without any off-season work? I’d rather not find out. So it looks like I’ll be planning a last-second trip or two to the range.

So, for us golfers here in the Northeast, the season is right around the corner. Hopefully, you’re better prepared for it than I am. And for those of you living where there is no off-season, aren’t you glad you don’t have to go through this every year?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Callaway, Diablo, Foot-Joy, golf bag, golf balls, golf offseason, golf shoes, golf stinks, golfstinks, nine holes, practice facility

Hooking On The Golf Course (And I Don’t Mean My Ball)…

January 15, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

320px-Wiki-prostituteThis is great! All this extra time to go and dig up great golf stories in the off-season. You know, now that the whole Tiger debacle has finally quieted down a bit, I figured I would revisit the world’s oldest profession and it’s run-in’s with golf.

Check this out, in October of ’09, 36-year-old Melanie Kozik was arrested for “willing to engage in prostitution and maintaining a brothel.” Here’s the kicker, she offered (wink, wink) “Golf Lessons” on Craigslist as the ploy. Kozik, who had previously admitted to prostitution, stated she made $1,500 a week disguising golf lessons as prostitution. That’s it…are you f*$%#ing kidding me?!?! $1,500 a week to sell your ass? Come on Mel, if you applied your entrepreneurial skills to a legit biz you could have made that legally.
http://www.mysuncoast.com/Global/story.asp?S=11266342

Moving on to Prairie Village, Kansas, two women got arrested for running a prostitution ring that involved using a church’s parking lot and a golf course. Really girls? A church’s parking lot? The story goes on to say that the girls would use the golf course as a place to dance for- and recruit new clients. I guess the “19th” hole has a whole new meaning. Oh! ba-dum!
http://sportsbybrooks.com/do-golf-course-prostitutes-wear-stiletto-spikes-23455

Back in ’02 at Hidden Valley Golf Club (please save the salad dressing jokes) two of the course managers and a tournament organizer were sentenced to house arrest for having some prostitutes do their thing at a golf tournament. The tournament cost about 2 fazools ($200 for those that never saw Donnie Brasco) with about 160 players. Funny part was that a bunch of players didn’t even bother to bring their clubs!

Officials reported that over a dozen prostitutes and strippers, including one that was 16, set up tents and…wait a minute…they set up tents? Dude, that’s friggin’ hysterical! “Hey guys, how about you come inside and sink your putz…?” or even better, they had signs advertising their services. Like what? “Come on in to get your shaft fitted?”
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,137720,00.html

Until the next time…may your balls always find the hole.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf balls, golf club, hooker, prostitute, shaft, tiger

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