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Want to Play Better Golf? Play Bogey Golf.

September 19, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

Add 1 stroke to every hole and you'll be playing better golf before you know it!
Add 1 stroke to every hole and you’ll be playing better golf before you know it! (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Let me begin with my disclaimer: I am by no means qualified to be giving swing advice. But in this post, I won’t be giving any. Instead, I am going to offer you a stroke-saver without even talking about the mechanics of your swing!

I’ve played golf for more than 20 years now and can tell you with confidence that golf is 50% mental. The other 50% (the mechanics of the swing), I’ll leave to the pros. But putting yourself in a better frame of mind out on the course? I think I can speak to that based on my experiences.

Now, I’ve read books that really get into the metal aspect of golf. And for all intents and purposes, these books seem to really help. But these books also tend to provoke a good amount of deep thought. Today, I’m not going to dig that deep – I am going to keep it simple (for your sake and mine).

How simple? Well, let me get to the point: You could shave strokes off your game by simply becoming more comfortable. Being comfortable leads to less stiffness and a more relaxed swing. And a more relaxed swing translates into a more successful swing.

But how do you get more comfortable? Well, there’s one easy trick I’ve learned over the years – Have you ever heard of bogey golf? Typically, we speak of bogey golf in terms of one’s ability; “Joe? Oh he’s a bogey golfer.” We tend to think of that as a negative too; “Poor Joe gets a bogey on every hole.”

But what if your goal was to play bogey golf, or even double bogey golf?

Of course this means you will have to come to grips with the fact that you stink (for more on that, see HERE). But think about the reality of what I’m proposing…If you play bogey golf, you’d shoot 90 for 18 holes. Now I bet you’re thinking you’d love to play bogey golf all the time, right?

So how does playing bogey golf make you more comfortable? On the first hole, let’s say it’s a par 4 – well, your goal should be to make 5. Knock one down off the tee? No worries, you can still get on the green in regulation – because regulation is now getting on in 3 since it’s a par 5. See where I’m going with this?

Playing a long par 5? Well in bogey golf, it’s a par 6. So on your second shot, there’s no need to hit that fairway wood you’d typically slice into the woods. Instead, play an iron you’re comfortable with (say perhaps the 7). Remember, getting on in regulation means getting on in 4 – so the pressure’s off.

I know this sounds almost like cheating, but it’s not. You are simply putting yourself in a different frame of mind.

You are mentally making the course easier and as a result, you are more relaxed and comfortable. Sure, you’re not going to get a bogey on every hole – you might get a double or triple once in a while. But you also might get a par or birdie once in a while too. The point is to mentally play the course like a par 90 instead of a par 72 so you’re not chasing impossibilities.

I mentioned in a previous post that I average 93 for 18 holes. I can actually say I owe much of that to playing bogey golf. I strive for 90 every time out and my average is pretty close. I even beat 90 once in a while – shot an 89 last week!

Now, if you typically shoot well over 100 every time out, play double bogey golf. After all, scoring a double bogey for 18 holes is a 108.

And this trick isn’t just for the average hack either. Do you typically shoot 80 or 85? Well, just play bogey golf on specific holes, say the #1, 2 and 3 handicaps.

Look, you’re not going to become a scratch golfer playing bogey golf (if you play close to scratch, this post isn’t for you anyway), but that’s not the point. The point is to enjoy the game more and this little trick can help you do just that.

Simplify the course in your mind, relax and have fun!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, bogey golf, bogie golf

Why Is Everyone at the Driving Range Miserable?

June 6, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 8 Comments

Do you dread the driving range? (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Do you dread the driving range? (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

We’re in the midst of little league baseball season for my boys. And while one is excelling all-around, the other is struggling a bit with the bat. So yesterday afternoon, we took a trip to the batting cages.

We worked on some things and, next thing you know, he’s getting around on the ball and even putting a bit of a charge into a few. It was good work, and I’m hoping it carries over into his next game.

But one of the most fun things about going to the cages was getting in them myself. I don’t care how old you are, it’s always fun to get into the cage and see if you can still get around on some of those pitches in the fastball bay.

It wasn’t until I stepped out of the batting cage and looked over at the guys out on the accompanying golf driving range; That’s when I noticed something strange – I’m smiling and having a good time while they look miserable and pissed-off. But you know what, I understand that. I understand how they feel. I’m just going to come out and say it right now…practicing golf sucks.

You can argue with me, but let’s be honest with ourselves. For most golfers, it’s just not fun. As a matter of fact, it’s almost like work, if not worse. Why is that? I mean, I can have a good time at the range (either indoor or outdoor), so why does everyone else at the range look so miserable? The only thing I can think of is that these guys take it too serious.

I can see these guys getting angry with themselves on poor shots…and that makes me laugh. Why? Well, it’s simple really. If you aren’t that great to begin with, then how can you get so angry at yourself when you hit a poor shot…especially at the range? Out on the course, you hit them pretty often. You’re not a PGA pro, so what’s the issue? I understand I’m not Albert Pujols, so I don’t flip out when I swing and miss in the cage or hit a weak ground-out in softball. Same with golf – why would I get so angry about screwing up at the range when I stink out on the course? For the record, I don’t get angry on the course either.

And that, as we have said many times here at GolfStinks, is the problem with so many golfers. They take the game way too serious. Serious to the point where they’re taking all of the fun out of it. Now I’m not saying that we shouldn’t all try to get better. Rather I’m saying we should all remember that it is just a game. You should have fun playing it.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, baseball, driving range, PGA pro, softball

Swing Advice and a Nervous Breakdown

May 19, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 8 Comments

Does swing advice only work in person? (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Does swing advice only work in person? (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Swing advice and a nervous breakdown can go hand-in-hand. Have you ever tried reading all the advice on how to play better golf? “The Easy Way to Perfect Impact!” “Stop Slicing Now!!” “Never Miss a Shot!!!” These are actual headlines taken from three editions of Golf Magazine (April, May and June, 2010).

In April, I’m thoroughly confused: There’s photos of the pro at impact, with numbers at his shoulder, chest, grip and clubface – all corresponding to some horse race analogy where his shoulder is relabeled as “Pony #1.” The objective is to have Pony #1 beat Pony numbers 2-4 (2=chest; 3=grip; 4=clubface) to the ball. This little imaginary trip to the Derby is expected to cure “The Problem” – which is explained as follows: “Your iron shots are weak. They don’t fly very far, and they spin in different directions from one swing to the next.” OK, if I’m spraying my iron shots all over the course at 10-yard intervals, I’m pretty sure worrying about where my shoulder is will be the least of my problems…

In May, I’m completely dumbfounded: So this one is a quick fix for a slice. It’s elaborately explained that I should take my normal grip, then lift my hands to my waist, loosen my grip and rotate the club counterclockwise and finally readdress the ball with a closed face. One whole page with 5 images, complete with close-ups of the pro’s grip showing arrows indicating a counterclockwise motion – all this and the end result is: Close your face. Thanks! Why not just tell me to aim left instead? I mean, it should have the same effect, no? Seriously, do they really think the people who read Golf Magazine are so new to the game that they wouldn’t understand “close your face?” I guess they felt it necessary to diagram blueprints on the entire process.

In June, I’m checking myself into Trembling Hills: Never Miss a [Freaking] Golf Shot! EVER! This one is a 5-page, pull-out section consisting of 4 steps complete with 10 photos, 2 charts, 1 graph, 9 call-out boxes and a graphic instructing you to go online for videos of the entire section. Just to tell you how visually overwhelming this pull-out section is, I tried to take a photo but needed to set my camera to “panoramic” mode and take three shots in order to get the entire section (and was still left off the first page). How can I possibly ingest such an extravaganza of instruction, let alone implement said instruction the next time I’m on the links? I think the short answer is (and let’s see a show of hands of those that agree with me)…you can’t.

Some may not want to hear this (including some of my fellow golf bloggers), but the reality is reading how to improve my golf swing is no help to me at all. I mean, you have to hand it to these magazines – they’re trying.

But it’s not easy to transfer what’s on the page to what’s reality on the course – especially these glossy articles that combine statistical info with graphics and photos. I look at these pages with a feeling of insurmountable odds…an overwhelming challenge that sucks all the fun out of the game.

Sure, some may argue that golf isn’t any fun when you stink. But if you want to get better, I still think the best advice is go spend money on a lesson or two from your local pro. Or, you can thoroughly enjoy the fact that you stink, like me.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: #enjoygolf, game improvement, Golf Magazine, golf tips, swing advice

Why Stinking At Golf Is OK

April 17, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

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Terrible at golf? No need to fret… (photo by Fcb981 / CC BY-SA 3.0)

First of all, it’s OK because everyone is doing it…well, at least a good 95% of the 26+ million golfers in the U.S. are. What about the other five percent? 2% say they can break 80 consistently, 1% actually do it, 0.9% have very low handicaps and 0.1% are professional – this includes touring Pro’s and Pro’s at your local track*. With that being said, we rule the vote. Last time I checked this country was a democracy, we should have a say in what’s what when it comes to golf! 95% equals almost 25 million golfers. Come on people! Let our course hacking, ball slicing, OB finding, all-around stinky golf game voices be heard.

Earlier today I read a blog on why golf sucks. The writer mentioned, which is actually pretty funny and almost true, that when he asked golfers how their round went; most answered golf stinks or that they hate this game and walk away frustrated. Almost a good point. What this person is not seeing is the passion those players had for the game. If you don’t care for something you obviously wouldn’t be affected by it.

I’m guessing most of the average golfers out there have some emotional attachment to the game. When we play well, however rare the occasion, we are ecstatic and vice-versa. Also, we are not striving to be on tour either. We enjoy the camaraderie of our foursome and the challenge the course has in store for us. How fun is it if no one in your foursome sucks? There would be a lot less funny stories to be told that’s for sure. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying being a good golfer is bad. All I’m getting at is this game needs its extremes. The good players and the not so good players.

Stinking at golf has provided me with humorous and sometimes unbelievable memories that I take with me when I leave the course and go back to reality. For weeks I would laugh about my ridiculous drive on the second hole that hooked so bad it almost came back like a boomerang. Better yet, the combination and invention of curse words that my buddy muttered for three straight minutes as he looked for his ball in the woods. This stuff is irreplaceable in my book.

Keep playin’, yell FORE!

*not an actual researched stat, more of a guesstimate…

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, average golfer, pro golfer, stinky golfer

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