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Chip Shots: Ready, Set, Wait!

August 28, 2012 | By Tom Treloar | 3 Comments

Ready, Set, Wait?

How many times has this happened: You arrive at the golf course ready to get your golf groove on only to find (as you’re walking to the first tee) that there are four foursomes backed-up in front of you.

Should courses be held accountable? I mean, if I was late for my tee-time, I would get an earful from the starter – or worse, lose my time slot! I mentioned in a previous post about S.G.O.Y.M.B. – Should a backup on the first tee (or any tee for that matter) qualify you to get at least some of your money back?

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: arrive, first tee, game, golf, slow play, wait

Chip Shots: Photo Caption Contest (Sasquatch)!

August 23, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

How to enter and win: Head on over to our Facebook page (“like” us if you haven’t already) and find this golf course Bigfoot photo on our wall. Then, add your caption to the comments and that’s it! First prize will win a free copy of the book Weird Golf (see our review HERE)! Second prize will win a free copy of the Golf Genie Practice Drills Guide (review HERE)! Good luck!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: bigfoot, golf, golf course, photo caption contest, Sasquatch

That One Shot That Keeps You Coming Back to Golf

August 20, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

We’ve all hit that shot in a round that makes up for the misery of the rest of the day, right?  You’re double and triple bogeying everything you do.  You’re three and four-putting constantly.  In the trap all day.  But then it happens.

You’re in a green-side bunker, on the wrong side of the green.  You’re buried pretty good and you can barely see the green from your position.  But you stroke it perfectly and it rolls up and drops right in the cup.  Now, it no longer matters what your scorecard looks like at the end of the day.  All that matters now is that perfectly stroked ball out of the trap.  And that, my friend, is why you will be back on the course next weekend.

Sometimes, it’s not a shot that will make you forget about only your terrible round.  It could be one that makes you forget your terrible all-around game!  For me, that shot came on my recent golf trip.  I hit an approach from about 70 yards out.  From my vantage point, I could only see the ball bounce once on the green.  But even though sight was lost, the sound of the ball hitting the pin could still be heard. 

Sure that I ricocheted off the pin to some unfavorable location, I began to search the rough for my ball when it was clearly no longer on the green.  It was then that Stinky Golfer Greg suggested to check the hole.  In my head, I begin laughing because the phrase “Do me a favor, check the hole” has been uttered countless times by Stinky Golfer Tom.  What’s funny about it is, most times, we’re all well-aware that the ball is not in the hole.  And in all the years I’ve been golfing with him, that question has never lead to us actually finding the ball in the hole!  But this time it was different.

One of our golfing buddies takes a walk over to the pin, looks down and exclaims “It’s in the hole!” while raising his fist in the air.  It was almost as if he had hit the shot himself!  And that was it.  That was my shot.  The one that will keep me coming back to golf.  My first eagle, and it was recorded with my golfing buddies at one of my favorite courses.  After that, it didn’t matter that I didn’t break 100 that round.  It didn’t matter that I recorded a 10 on another hole.  Hell no!  I got my first eagle! 

Even the next day, when we were out for another round of 18, that feeling was still there.  Once again, it didn’t matter that I recorded a 10 on one hole for the second day in a row.  It also didn’t matter, although it felt nice, that I played one of the better rounds I’ve ever played that day.  I was still riding that high from the day before.

But that’s what a great golf shot will do for you.  That one shot gives me the will to want to go out there and take a beating again.  That one shot gives me something to chase the next time I head out to the links.  Well, I’d be out on the course anyway.  But its funny how that one shot can make the pain of every other one just disappear.  One great shot in exchange for 100 of my usual?  Sign me up!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf stinks, golf trip, golfstinks, great golf shot

Chip Shots: Golf Ball Thievery

August 16, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

One of my first memories of being on a golf course was not to play the game.  Rather, I was there for much more sinister reasons.  I was a young, foolish kid hanging out with another young foolish kid.  The other foolish kid, let’s call him Matt (actually, that was his name), coerced me into causing a bit of trouble on the local links.

I remember it still clearly to this day.  We hid in the woods just steps away from one of the greens.  A ball lands by the pin and Matt hustles out, steals the ball and rushes back to the woods.  At the time, I thought it was funny as hell!  Then we tried it one more time.  We were spotted and ran for our lives.  It wasn’t fun anymore. 

Looking back, it was a pretty idiotic thing to do.  And with the amount of times I lose a ball on the course that I’m sure landed perfectly in the fairway, it seems as if the gods of golf karma are giving it back to me double.  But hey, it could have been worse.  How, you ask?  I could have been these guys…

      

OK, so it looks a bit staged.  But still pretty ballsy, no?
Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: chip shots, golf stinks, golfstinks, stealing golf balls

Top 5 Golf Stinks Posts of All Time!

August 15, 2012 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

Three years. Can you believe it? We’ve been blogging about golf-related nonsense for three years!

But in all seriousness, we have blogged about the good, bad and silly that encompass the world of golf. And we hope our observations and insights have made you think…at least just a little!

What better way to celebrate our third birthday than to list our top 5 posts of all time (based on page hits)?!

Thanks for being fans and enjoy!

Number 5

5 Reasons Why They Hate Golf – Some people just don’t like golf – it’s sad but true. In 2011, we tried to explain why anyone could possibly hate this great game!

Number 4

Is USGA Membership Worth It? – After years of trashing his annual membership form, Stinky Golfer Greg explained why 2010 was the year he finally joined the USGA!

Number 3

Custom Fitting Golf Clubs: Worth It? – In June of 2010, Stinky Golfer Chris went to get custom fit for new clubs. In this candid post (and his follow-up posts), he explains if it was all worth it.

Number 2

10 Golf Etiquette Rules Most Jackasses Ignore – In this April 2011 post, Stinky Golfer Greg lists his biggest golfer pet peeves in a no-holds-barred rant about cell-phone use; playing from the wrong tee-box; and giving unwanted swing advice.

Number 1

Male-Only Golf Clubs; Sexist Bastards or Constitutional Right? – We opened up a can of worms with this post from 2009 on the rights of private golf clubs vs. the sentiments of the 21st-century.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: custom fit, custom golf clubs, etiquette, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, hate golf, membership, sexist, top blog posts, top posts, USGA

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