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Observations From A Driving Range

March 19, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

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Do driving ranges really help your golf game? (photo by Michael Westley / CC BY 2.0)

Game improvement seems to be a top concern with golfers of all levels. As much as some of us say “We’re only out there to have fun and relax”, there’s still the desire to play well. How strong is that desire? Well, it definitely matters on the person’s will and drive to be better.

Recently, a buddy and I took our clubs out of hibernation and made our way to the local driving range. Here’s where I started to recognize players that are trying to improve their game and those that are not. Personally, I fall somewhere in the middle. After viewing a couple of golfers that were obviously good (at least they were consistently hitting straight and had good swings) and a couple that probably just saw “Happy Gilmore”, I have made some connections between the two.

1. The Turf Mat
And this is where the connection ends. I over heard the two better players discussing how they really don’t get an accurate read on club distance from a turf mat but, it’s the beginning of the season and they’re looking to get a few swings in.

I look a few stalls down to Adam Sandler & co. and watch. First of all, they are barely connecting on most shots because turf doesn’t divot. Moreso, they are high fiving each other not realizing if they shot from grass it would probably make them cry. And secondly, they use the rubber tee on some iron shots for what reason, I don’t know.

2. The Golf Ball Collection Cart
The better players seemed to continue with their session and act as if that armored golf cart isn’t even out there, maybe even take a little water break. The other two begin to squeal with joy and change clubs to better suit the bombarding. They wager on who will hit the guy first and totally couldn’t give a crap about working on their swing.

3. Club Selection
The better players had $500 tour bags with all the bells and whistles and $1000 custom clubs nestled in there. The other two opted to select from the driving range’s collection of fine clubs, what some believe should be in the Golf Hall of Fame somewhere.

4. Bucket Size
The better players modestly purchased a medium sized bucket knowing that it is the beginning of the season and all they are trying to do is get a little workout in. Sparky and Killer, being the big men they are, purchase a super-sized supreme mega bucket each. Now, a quarter of the way through they realize what a mistake it was but finish it anyway. Can’t you just smell the Ben Gay?

5. Shot Distance
Figuring out how far you hit the ball is a little misleading on a range. The real shooters use the yardage markers and pretty much can figure out how far they are hitting. Now, Friggin’ John Daly and Babe Ruth (because his golf swing was a perfect rendition of the Babe’s baseball swing) somehow think that they are dropping bombs. They literally thought they were hitting over three hundred yards until the manager there explained the different colored flags and the distances associated with each. So much for a chance on the tour…

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: adam sandler, driving range, happy gilmore

Variations on the Game of Golf – Speed Golf

March 12, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

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Speed Golf (CC BY-SA 3.0)

We covered golf and fitness in previous posts, Keeping Yourself In Golf Shape and Is Golf Excercise?, and we also posted about variations of the game: Disc Golf, Mini Golf and Adirondack Golf. Now, how about combining golf, fitness and a variation of the game; Speed Golf anyone?

Started back in the late 70’s by Steve Scott, this deviation not only uses your final score after 18 but, it also factors in the time it took to complete the round. How intense is it? Check this out: In 2005, Christopher Smith, a PGA Pro from Pumpkin Ridge G.C. (Oregon) set a world record at the Chicago Speed Golf Classic. Smith finished by shooting a 65 (6 under par) in a little over 44 minutes.

On average, a regulation golf course is about 6,000-6,500 yards (give or take). That roughly translates into 3 miles, probably a little more, of uneven terrain. The average male runs about an 8:25 minute mile and shoots around a 100 per round. So, after the numbers are crunched, the average golfer would walk away with a score somewhere around 185-190 (and btw, Smith’s score was 109).

You’re probably sitting there saying “Why not jog or run and then play golf?” I hear you, why would I want to run between each shot? First of all, and I speak for myself, my beer would spill all over the place. Secondly, what do I do with the cart…push it? Seriously, it’s quite a feat to do two things at the same time extremely well when I struggle to do one half-way decent.

If you get the chance and want to add a little extra workout while hacking-up the local track, pick up the pace a little. Obviously obey all rules on the course and if you are going to Speed Golf, make sure there is no one in front of you.

Good luck, hit ’em straight, run and don’t forget to yell FORE!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: chicago speed golf classic, exercise, Golf Variations, pumpkin ridge, Speed Golf, Steve Scott

Pimp My Golf Cart (Redux)

March 6, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 4 Comments

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Back in November of ’09, I posted Pimp My Golf Cart. Now, due to positive feedback and emails about how ya’ll really dug the post and the golf carts in it; here’s another helping of tricked-out, rim-sportin’, system-bumpin’ club cars for your viewing pleasure!

It just amazes me the levels of customization people will take their golf carts to. The more I search around the more I am impressed with the craftsmanship and creativity that goes into building these carts. It’s as if there’s an underground community of custom golf cart aficionados. If you think about it, this could open-up a whole new demographic of people that may have never really had much exposure to golf. Who knows, maybe the person that installed the 50,000-watt stereo system in the E-Z GO could become a fellow weekend hack. And to think, all because a golf cart piqued their curiosity.

I’ve seen some pretty crazy modifications done to golf carts that range from Louis Vuitton or Gucci leather seats, to lift kits that rival a monster truck. All in all, these custom carts might not appeal to every golfer, but it definitely brings a uniqueness and flair to the sport. Regardless, even if they are never used on the course, they still carry the name; Golf Cart.

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Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: E-Z-GO, golf carts, lowrider, pimp my golf cart, rims, stereo, tricked out

Review: FoxSports’ New Golf Web Series is a Raunchy Ace!

February 26, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

of-course-homeA little over two weeks ago, Stinky Golfer Chris wrote a post pleading with the Golf Channel to feature more quality programming – namely programming that your typical average Joe golfers can relate to.

Fast forward a week or so and I receive an email embedded with the trailer for a new animated web series called “Of Course” – set to debut this coming Monday on FoxSports.com. As creator Skadaddle Media perfectly puts it, Of Course “unveils the truth behind what happens when four friends get together on the golf course.” Well I say, let the good times roll!

The show’s characters (Doug, Bender, Tim and Eric) go from talking trash to talking about sexual experiences to telling a few jokes at the expense of their wives – all while they shank, slice and hook their way through a round of 18! They may win or lose the round but it doesn’t matter because the moments and laughs shared amongst friends can’t be replaced by a birdie!

After viewing the trailer (see below) and checking-out their site, I gotta say, I’m on the hook to see what’s next. “Of Course” is a breath of fresh air that average hacks like me can actually watch and relate to. Good job guys, I’m looking forward to the entire season!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: foxsports, media review, of course, skadaddle media, web series

Golf and This Thing of Ours

February 20, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Recently, I ran across an interesting article about mobsters Al Capone and Sam Giancana’s passion for golf. These two Chicago gangsters actually used a nine iron for what it was meant to be used for. Not for nothing but I’m glad I wasn’t around to keep score.

Dave Kindred, a contributing writer to Golf Digest wrote:

One dark and steamy Chicago summer night, the telephone rang as Harry Pezzullo watched the fights. Golf pros don’t get many late-night pleas from clients. But there was no confusion once Pezzullo heard Sam Giancana’s voice. The ganglord said to the pro, “Get your ass down to the club.” Money had changed hands that afternoon, most of it leaving Giancana’s. He wanted the pro to look at his swing. More than that, he wanted it fixed. Now. “Now?” Pezzullo said. Said Giancana, “Now.”

It was getting on to midnight and Harry Pezzullo was in his pajamas. His two sons were asleep. When he told his wife about the call, Mrs. Pezzullo offered sage advice. She said, “Get your ass down there. I don’t want ’em coming here.” Because Mission Hills had no lighted practice tee, Giancana’s boys arranged for their cars’ headlights to shine on the boss and the pro. Somebody emptied a gross of new balls onto the ground. Pezzullo looked at Giancana’s swing. Made a fix here and there. Rerouted the plane. Fiddled with the grip. The sleight of hand had its drama.

Meanwhile, the golf stories about Al Capone go as follows:

More brazen than wise, Banjo Eyes once accused Capone of cheating. The big guy replied, “On your knees and start praying.” He pulled from his golf bag a .45 revolver. Sullivan wrote that only his plea for Banjo Eyes life stayed a fairway execution. Jostled in the golf bag another day, a revolver fired a bullet that tore through Capone’s right leg and embedded in the left. A week’s stay in the hospital preceded his return to Burnham. “After that,” Sullivan wrote, “the boys double-checked to make sure the safety catch was on before they deposited any gun in a golf bag.”

With all of this talk about “family” it made me wonder; What would pro-golfers names be if they were gangsters?

The Boss:
Ben Hogan a.k.a “The Godfather” a.k.a “Two Iron Tex”

The Under-Bosses:
Sammy Snead a.k.a uhhhhh…”Slammin’ Sammy”…go figure
Byron Nelson a.k.a “Cut Man”

The Consigliere’s (Advisers):
Jack Nicklaus a.k.a “Nicky Bear”
Arnold Palmer a.k.a “Bay Hill Bang”
Gary Player a.k.a “Lights Out”

The Caporegime’s (Captains):
Greg Norman a.k.a “Shark”…again, go figure.
Fred Couples a.k.a “Boom Boom Copolla”
Payne Stewart a.k.a “St. Stewart” All respect to this man…
Nick Faldo a.k.a “Anchor Man”
Tiger Woods a.k.a “Cablinasian Kid”
John Daly a.k.a “Sloppy Joe”
Sergio Garcia a.k.a “Borriol Bull”
Ernie Els a.k.a ” E Double”
Phil Mickelson a.k.a “Lefty Flop”
Vijay Singh a.k.a “Three Finger Fiji”

Now that’s a family tournament if I ever saw one…Hit ’em straight and remember: Do the right thing!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: Al Capone, ben hogan, golfing gangsters, harry pezzullo, mafia, mob, Sam Giancana, tiger woods

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