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Am I Too Busy For Golf, Or Am I Just Lazy?

October 7, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Are you too lazy to play golf?
Are you too lazy to play golf?

Do you know what’s a bad feeling?  When your golf season is winding down and you realize that you didn’t play nearly as much as you would have liked this year.  That’s what is happening to me right now.  Here we are in early October and I can’t even tell you exactly how many times I’ve played this year.  But what I can tell you is, it was less than ten.  And even worse…not one single time did I play a round of eighteen.  That’s right, only a bunch of nine-hole rounds.  That’s bad to begin with, but when you consider that I write for a golf blog…that’s nothing short of pathetic. Am I really that busy or just being lazy?

And that’s the thing – I really have no excuse for my lack of playing.  I mean, I had plenty of opportunities, I just didn’t take advantage of those opportunities as often as I should have.  And now, we’re getting into my favorite time of year for golf – autumn.  The temperatures are generally in the 60’s and 70’s.  The humidity is dropping.  The leaves are changing.  You can’t beat it here in New England.  So if I’m going to make up for my lack of play this season, now is the time I’d like to do it.  What’s even more frustrating is, the same thing happened to me last year.  It was late last May when I first mentioned how much later in the year it was when I kicked of my golf season.  And it was all downhill from there.  As a matter of fact, since then, it has yet to go back uphill.

As mentioned last May, sometimes life gets in the way of golf.  Sure, the kids play sports.  So I attend their games.  That takes up time during the spring and summer for baseball season.  Then, during the late summer and into fall, soccer takes over.  Hey, when you have athletic kids, it’s one sport after another.  But it’s not just sports.  Sometimes it’s work.  Sure, there’s been a couple of times when I’ve had to put in a few hours on a Saturday or Sunday.  Or maybe there are just other commitments like birthdays, weddings or random other get-togethers.  The larger your family becomes, the more events happen.

But as I think about it further, I’m beginning to think I was just lazy.  As I said before, there were opportunities.  Maybe not always for eighteen, but nine is better than none, right?  For instance, I work only five minutes from a nine-hole course.  All summer long I have the opportunity to play nine right after work.  But only once did I take that opportunity to do so.  And with the kids sports on the weekends – sometimes the games are around noon, but sometimes not until 4:00.  There’s no reason I can’t play either before or after their games.  There was even one time that I was so desperate to play eighteen, that when I asked one of my buddies to play and he responded he only had time to play nine, I didn’t even bother to answer.  I skipped it altogether.  And I wonder why I haven’t played as much as I’d like!

Now that I’ve had the time to write this out, I realize now, no matter the commitments, there’s always time to squeeze in some golf.  It might take some creative scheduling, and I might have to settle for nine holes.  But either way, there is always time.  I always make time for the things I enjoy and love.  So why should I treat golf any differently?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: eighteen holes, lazy, nine holes

The Lazy Person’s Ideal Golf Cart

June 23, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Black_Recliner
Wouldn’t it be great if we could relax while we golf?

Do you find yourself taking the elevator instead of the stairs even though the building is two floors? Will you watch something on TV you don’t want to just because you’re on the La-Z-Boy and the remote is out of reach?

As America gets lazier (so says medical and health officials) and technology improves, I figured I would present a few ideas that would make a lazy golfer’s round more accommodating by combining technology with laziness.

1. Concierge – What other amenity adds class and lets you be carefree than a concierge? You call them, tell them you want to play at whatever time and voila, easy as that. They make sure every thing is ready when you come, such as…

2. Curbside Check-In – part of the concierge’s duties is to have an attendant ready with a golf cart at your spot in the parking lot. Who the heck wants to walk to the club house anymore? How can you avoid going into the clubhouse to check-in and pay? Technology, my friend, something along the lines of this…

3. Golf Cart 2.0 – You’ve parked and there waits for you a technologically advanced cart with GPS and a touchscreen display on a secured wireless network. From this display you can pay for the round and it’s a digital scorecard to boot. It would be silly if that’s all this thing did…glad you asked. Here’s what else:

  • Order food or beverages from the touchscreen display and have the MOFOBETE deliver it to wherever you are. Thanks GPS!
  • Want a cigar or sunscreen? No worries, just like the food and drinks, order it on your wireless touchscreen display and within minutes the delivery hits your cart. GPS, you’re the best!
  • Left a club, club head cover or your weed stash behind? Fear not! Punch that in to GC 2.0’s computer and out come the hounds. Soon enough a Go-Fer will show up with your belongings. Unless some greasy scumbag behind you scoops your goods. GPS…you got the picture.
  • And yes, this will also give you distances to the green and what not. Hey, maybe even the pro’s tip for that hole.

We could go into further detail but that would require more work (hence making me a hypocrite seeing that this is about being lazy). Not for nothing but I think I’m on to something here. It’s kind of funny though, working so hard to design something to be so lazy…

Hit ’em long, yell Fore!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf cart, GPS, lazy

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