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Champagne Golf On A Domestic Draft Beer Budget

February 17, 2015 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

No Money, No Problems...
No Money, No Problems… (photo by Dan Moyle via Flickr)

When it comes to shelling out our hard earned money to play a round of golf it can sometimes feel like a hadouken right to the kiwis. No clue what hadouken is? Well, if you remember the video game Street Fighter, it’s that annoying sound you constantly heard when one of the characters (Ryu) would do a special move and knock the other guy on his ass. Anyway, after one too many of these expensive rounds I had to figure something out.

In all fairness, there are plenty of courses out there that are reasonable with their greens fees but I’m honing in on those courses that start to get up there a bit, say $50 and up. It all hit me back in the beginning of this past summer at my bachelor party. A friend of mine, who also happens to be a golf pro at a private club, donated 3 free golf lessons and a free round at his club for a raffle prize. That got my wheels spinning.

Fast forward a month, part of his wedding gift to my wife and I were, you guessed it, free lessons and golf. Hmmmm, being friends with a golf pro can be beneficial. Now, if you are not friends or acquaintances with a pro I have another avenue. Befriend a liquor or beer sales rep. Why? Every year one or more of his accounts will probably have a ridiculous tournament. So in order for the sales rep to stay on the bar/restaurant/liquor store owners good side, he or she will probably splurge and buy a foursome. Seeing you are friends with him and just happen to golf, chances are you will get the nod to fill in a spot. Don’t worry about the entry fees, it’s a write off for the company. Unless your buddy is a cheap s.o.b., you know what I mean?

This also works for any other company as well – it doesn’t just have to be alcohol. Do some due diligence with your friends and poke around a little. You never know who’s sponsoring what. The goal here is to play as much golf as possible without really having to pay. Be creative and check back here and let me know what you came up with. If all else fails, charge it to the Underhills.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: #freegolf, golf lessons, golf pro, hadouken, street fighter, under hills

4 Reasons To Take Golf Lessons

November 1, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

smiling-golfNormally it is not our thing to give tips, advice or promote some crappy game improvement gadget. In fact we have been known to poke a few light hearted jokes at that sort of stuff. That said, we do want everyone to enjoy their round of golf and speak positively about the game. Through the years of hacking up these courses, I’ve noticed a good 95% or more of the people I’ve played with could use a lesson or two, myself included.

After doing some research, I’ve taken the liberty and compiled 5 reasons why we should take golf lessons. When I speak to other golfers about taking lessons the general sentiment is they’re expensive and not necessary. These two reasons are obvious indicators that no research was done. I would suggest taking a few moments and look into finding a good golf pro in your area that offers his or her services. So here we go…

  1. It’s an investment – Think of it this way, the money spent now will have a good ROI in the many years ahead. You can always refer back to what was learned to help shoot a better round.
  2. Short game techniques – Learning how to perform approach shots, chipping and pitching is perhaps the most important part to your game besides…
  3. Putting – Let’s face it, a 3 putt sucks and is very frustrating. Getting some insight on this boosts our confidence and could put a couple extra dollars in our pockets…but I never said that.
  4. Makes our round more enjoyable – As with anything, knowledge and experience gives us the advantage to do whatever task is at hand. And whenever we are prepared it’s a lot easier to have fun.

There you have it. Don’t be afraid to to spend a little of your hard earned money on something that will keep giving back to you. The object is to have a good time on the course. Even if you only take a couple lessons it’s worth it. Heading to the 19th hole in a good mood because we played well and not because they serve alcohol is a great feeling. Now go get learned!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: #enjoygolf, enjoying golf, golf lessons, golf pro

Is Being On The Tour Worth It?

September 5, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

expensivegolfAt some point in our career as a hack the thought of being a tour pro has presented itself. Let’s face it, we all dreamt about making our way down Augusta National, conquering Amen Corner and donning the green jacket. It’s only natural to dream but is a life on the tour all it’s cracked up to be?

Thanks to the media, we primarily only see the good s***. Who topped the money list or how much this person made on endorsements. Do they ever come out and say last year’s last place golfer made $6370 all year? If we take the average tour pro’s salary, it probably falls in the $800,000-900,000 range. Normally we would tend to believe it’s a pretty good living, no?

Here’s the reality, that number is an average. That means some, more like a few, are raking it in and a bunch are squeaking by. The bottom 35 fell under $50K for the year. A few seasons like that and you might want to entertain a career change. Between the cost of traveling and paying bills, that money disappears quick. For example, 2014’s #1 Rory McIlroy played in 15 events and made roughly $7.3 million. Edward Loar (#233) played in 19 events and earned $29,958 so far…ouch!

Not to mention, I didn’t factor in the time and effort put into honing their craft. It’s a gamble and takes a lot of balls to become a pro, no pun intended. The way I see it, us average joe’s have a pretty good deal. When we head out to the course it’s for fun and if we have a decent job we’re doing better than a good chunk of the pro’s who are trying to make a living on the links. Stinking at golf ain’t so bad…

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: Edward Loar, golf pro, PGA money list, rory mcilroy

Most Golfers are Consistently Inconsistent

July 23, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

stinkygolfercrossingStatistically, my average score has stayed pretty much the same over the past 20 years. Why? Because I’m consistently inconsistent. The problem of inconsistency afflicts nearly every golf hack out there and as a result, we don’t really improve our games much – at least not without a good amount of practice and/or lessons.

My handicap has been around an 18 since I started keeping track back in the mid-90’s. Sure I may have a decent round every once in a while, but I’ll still have a wretched round thrown in there too.

Many times, I’m inconsistent within a round! Take this past Saturday for example; I parred 3 holes on the front but also took two 9’s! Two of them!! I finished with a 52. Meanwhile, I caught fire on the back – parring 3 more holes and even dropping a 20-foot putt for bird! And no nines (or 8’s) either!  So I shot 42 on the back, which made a 94 for the full 18-hole round. Which, when you think about it, is pretty in-line with my 18 handicap. You see? I’m consistently inconsistent.

Typically during a round, one part of my game is “on” while another part is “off.” Today I can putt but not drive. Tomorrow I can hit it off the tee but my chipping has gone to hell…It seems like I can never put it all together. Saturday, my irons were terrible on the front but then “something” happened and they improved on the back – leading to my 42. That “something” is a frustrating anomaly better left to discuss on another day.

How about this: You hit an awesome drive (best one of the round) only to flub your shot from the fairway. Happens to me all the time – especially on par 5’s where I need a good drive to put me in good position to make the green in regulation. Of course, instead of that happening, my inconsistency causes me to knock my second shot down ultimately leading to a double-bogey seven.

What also kills me is the inconsistency of the same shot back-to-back. Let’s say you hit one off the tee OB and decide to hit another. Nine times out of ten, that second shot will be straight down the middle. Why couldn’t you have done that the first time?!? This is why golfers invented the Mulligan.

So, we average golfers are consistently inconsistent. But what are we going to do about it?

Well, unless you’re ready to practice 10 hours a week and/or plunk-down tons of cash on lessons from a pro, there’s probably not much you can do about it. Gimmicks and gadgets don’t work; books and magazine articles are helpful but not really practical when you have to translate the lesson on the page to your swing on the course; and buying new equipment rarely solves anything (unless your clubs are actually falling apart).

So where does that leave us? Well, for many of us (who have jobs, families and other responsibilities) it leaves us right back where we started: Being consistently inconsistent. But that’s OK! If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it 1,000 times – Golf isn’t just about playing well (if that were the case, most of us would have quit a long time ago).

It’s also about camaraderie; being out in nature; taking the time to do something you love! If you happen to play well that day, fantastic! If not – will you regret playing at all? Of course not. Chances are even if you did play wretchedly, there was something positive you will remember – a long putt perhaps, or a great drive? Consistently inconsistent or not, I love playing this game.

And that’s all that really matters.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, golf lessons, golf pro, inconsistent, only a game, practice, quit golf, stinky golfer

Golf Parlance Requires Maturity.

November 15, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

woman golfAnd boy does it. When it comes to discussing golf, in particular the equipment used to play, you can’t help but let your inner Beavis & Butthead come out a little. No matter how old or how mature I might think I am, I regress back to a high school freshman. I don’t regret it one bit, you got to let loose once in a while.

So, I was at a national golf retailer perusing the over priced clubs and made my way back to the practice mats. There was this lady speaking with the “pro” on staff about custom fitted clubs. My timing couldn’t have been better. The words that came out of this women’s mouth…priceless. Ready…? She said “I need a stiffer shaft”.

Come on! You kidding me?!?! I give the “pro” credit for maintaining professional the whole time. He tries explaining how the flex is related to clubhead speed but she insisted she needed a stiff one. Well, it was quite entertaining for us eavesdroppers and I am glad that wasn’t me she was speaking to. That could lead to heaps of trouble if you’re not careful.

I’m surprised something like this hasn’t turned up in a movie somewhere. It’s straight up undeniable comedy gold. You could tee off on it and have a field day…pun intended. You gotta love this game.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf, golf clubs, golf pro, golf store, golf terminology

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