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In Golf, You Don’t Always Get What You Pay For

November 11, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

You know what’s a welcome relief?  When, after you finish your round, you can say to yourself “that course was worth it.”  Too many times, this is simply not the case.  Think about how many times you’ve shown up to a course and paid your fees, only to head out to a course full of beat up fairways, chewed up tee boxes and greens that look like they’ve been maintained with a Zamboni.  Such is the case, especially later in the golf season here in the northeast, when the weather and conditions are somewhat unfavorable for golf course maintenance.  But sometimes, just the opposite happens.  Sometimes, you get more than what’s expected.

Such was the case for me this past Sunday morning.  One of my boys recommended we play a course which I’ve never played before, despite being only a town over.  Checking out the website, I see that for the two of us to play nine holes and ride, it’s only $44.  So needless to say, I’m not expecting a very good experience, especially at this time of year.  But I was wrong.  Turns out, we may have found a hidden gem.

So as great as it turned out to be, it makes me wonder what is wrong with all of these other courses.  Last week, I played another nine hole course,  But there, I paid roughly the same amount (per person) and walked the course.  More importantly, the conditions of the course weren’t nearly as good as what I played on Sunday morning.  So why am I paying more?  Your fairways are a bit beaten up, the greens are a bit chewed and the course is not even close to what it should be.  So how can you charge me what you’re charging me?  Shouldn’t I get a break?

In my entire golf career, I can only remember one or two courses giving us a break on the greens fees due to the course conditions.  Why wouldn’t more courses do something like this?  I mean, with any other product, if the condition is not what it should be, you pay less for it.  Why is that not the same for golf courses?  See, if you were charging me $50 to play your course but it looks like crap, I’m not going to show up.  However, if I show up and see the course looks crappy, but you’re only going to charge me $40 instead of $50…well, now you have a satisfied customer.  I’d be much more likely to come back and pay the full price at a later date.

So maybe a little something for more courses to consider.  If you know your course conditions are, well, not up to par…why not offer a break to your customers until you can get things straightened out.  You may be able to potentially pull in more customers by charging less, which could turn into more return customers down the road.  It sounds a whole lot better than having golfers show up to your course, have a bad experience, and never come back, right?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf course conditions, golf course maintanance, golf season, golf stinks, golfstinks

Am I A Better Golfer Than The Pros?

November 4, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

OK, maybe “better” is not quite the correct word to use.  But when I say I’m a “better golfer,” I’m taking that out of context.  See, I’m going to take the round I played on Sunday morning as an example.  For starters, I went outside my normal temperature range to squeeze in nine holes.  As a matter of fact, that I played only nine holes is something in itself.  But it’s not just me.  It’s all of us stinky golfers.  We play in sub-par conditions.  We squeeze in nine holes.  We deal with losing balls that we saw land as clear as day.  We play not because we’re good golfers, but because we have a love for the game that can’t be understood by many.

But again, with the Sunday morning round as the example, I went outside of my normal temperature zone and played when the temp dropped below 50.  That’s right…the temperature was 43 degrees when we teed off.  When’s the last time you saw a professional golf tournament take place in the cold weather?  Below 60 degrees?  We stinky golfers don’t care.  We will do what we have to do in order to play.  Even if it’s only nine-holes.

That being said, we braved the elements to play only nine holes!  We teed off in the low 40’s.  And being a shoreline course, the wind was whipping throughout the round.  And when I say throughout the round, I mean the wind was always blowing.  Sometimes lighter than others, but a constant wind nonetheless.  There were no calm moments.

As far as the time of year, I can’t remember the last time I played in November, and the temperature is one of the reasons why.  However, another reason is the leaves on the ground.  As pretty as they are, they’re quite the nuisance and a constant source of lost balls.  The leaf factor, the wind and the chewed up fairways, tee boxes and greens on which we play are reminders of our dedication to this game.

So am I a better golfer than a pro?  Well, if we’re talking about our final scores, then of course not.  But if we’re talking about the dedication to the game as shown by all of us stinky golfers versus the dedication to the competition, then maybe we are “better” golfers.  But with that in mind, I would like to cite the P.A.F. (Pro Advantage Factor) – I would be willing to guarantee a pro’s scores would be higher if he played on the…let’s say…less than perfect course conditions we play on.  Conversely, my scores would likely be lower if I had the opportunity to play only in favorable conditions, had people looking for my ball when it headed toward the rough or lumber yard, perfectly manicured tees, fairways and greens and sand traps which resembled more sandy beach than gravel driveway.

But we’re out there anyway.  Even if it is only nine holes.  We play no matter the condition of the course.  We play no matter our skill level.  We play no matter the weather….well now I’m going too far.  But you get the idea.  And it’s those factors that make us stinky golfers “better” golfers.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf course conditions, golf pro, golf stinks, golfstinks, Pro Advantage Factor, pro golfer

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