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Golf’s Troubled Past

August 10, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Who knew that golf was once a banned sport? Apparently, back in the day the Scottish brass thought it conflicted with archery lessons and didn’t allow anyone to play on Sundays due to military training.

Well, I guess driving balls at the invading English is not quite as effective as arrows. Although some of the courses I’ve been on definitely required a helmet and flak jacket…see: Mortar Range.

A quick look back at golf’s history shows that in 1457, James II of Scotland banned golf for the reason mentioned above. His son James III continued the ban in 1470, as does his son James IV in 1491. It wasn’t until 1502 when England and Scotland ended their beef (did they ever really?) that the ban was lifted.

Now, what’s really interesting is that a few years before the ban was lifted something else was going on in Scotland – whisky. That’s right…whisky. Actually, in 1494 there is the first written record of it. Through my deductive reasoning I found that; golfers that are banned from golf are not happy. Whisky makes them happy. Therefore golfers banned from golf invent and drink whisky to be happy.

Who knows though, chances are those zany Scots could have been bogarting grandpa’s ol’ cough medicine recipe for years and it wasn’t until some pissed off golfer (probably drunk) decided to let the world in on their little secret. And I thought this noble game had a proper up-bringing.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf history, golf stinks, golfstinks, james II, james III, James IV, New England, Scotland, whisky

Tiger’s Back…And The Media Sure Is Letting Us Know About It!

August 8, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 8 Comments

So it looks like Tiger finally put an end to that 20 tournament losing streak. He wrapped up the WGC-Bridgestone, like he has so many times before. The longest winless streak of his career is over.

Now maybe he can just get back to his normal routine and just go back to being the same player he always…What? What do you mean he didn’t win? I saw him on every sports news show on TV. I saw Tiger on ESPN constantly! He must have won!

Adam Scott you say? Well I knew he was playing well, but he couldn’t possibly have beaten Tiger. 17 under?! He finished 18 strokes better than Tiger?! Well then, what the hell was I watching?!

Nope, my eyes and ears did not deceive me. Tiger was never really in the hunt after Day 1, but that doesn’t stop the sports media. Rather than focusing on the guy who led the tournament from start to finish, we’re focused on the guy who, after the first day, was never closer than six strokes back. Rather than pay attention to the guys who finished tied for 2nd (each shooting a final round 66), we’re worried about the guy who only broke 70 once in the four rounds.

I get on the PGA’s case for failing to properly promote its players on the tour. But I guess that’s only part of the problem. Just as much of the problem, if not more, is the media. No matter what happens (on the course anyway) the media just can’t get enough of Tiger. It’s been 21 straight winless tournaments, but the media acts like it’s just the opposite. Once again, it’s “Tiger, Tiger, Tiger….oh, and by the way, blah blah blah won.”

Need an example? Friday night, I tuned into Sportscenter. Before they even showed the results of the second round, there was an entire segment on Tiger’s second round struggles, even though he was only three strokes off the day before. A few segments of the show later, we get to the actual highlights of the round. Here, we see a few more strokes and reactions from Tiger before we get to see anyone who is actually in contention. Need further proof? Check out this clip

Still leading off with Tiger. We have to wait through three of Tiger’s putts before we hear about the guy who won. And there’s barely even a mention of either Luke Donald or Rickie Fowler, who finished tied for second. And people wonder why the sport is in the shape it’s in…

So here’s a bit of a plea to the mainstream media – do the sport a favor and start focusing on some of the other great players on the tour. Please realize that, until he shows otherwise, Tiger is no longer the elite player he was. Until he shows otherwise, he is a middle-of-the-pack player. OK, benefit of the doubt due to his accomplishments…he’s still a top-tier player. But he is NOT the Tiger of years past. And until the time comes that he does show otherwise, why not take the time to introduce us to, and promote the other great, young talent on the tour. It can do nothing but help the sport as a whole.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Adam Scott, ESPN, golf stinks, golfstinks, Luke Donald, PGA, Rickie Fowler, Sportscenter, tiger woods, WGC Bridgestone

Golf, Fishing And Brewing Beer

August 5, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

So far this summer has been a wash for me as far as golf goes. Some of you know that I’ve been recovering from heart surgery and with that comes very little physical activity.

It’s been a couple months since the actual surgery and the doc’s have cleared me for light physical activity. Even though golf isn’t that demanding, a healing sternum impedes your swing and rules out a quick 9.

What to do, what to do…how about fishing? For smaller fish obviously, nothing that’ll pull me in. Believe it or not, the whole time I was fishing I thought about golf and how the two are similar. For example, a good golf swing definitely helps in striking a ball well. As does a good cast. If Skippy over there can’t cast well, there’s a good chance someone’s getting hooked. Just like when I tee off…there’s a good chance you’ll have to duck.

I have to say, the biggest similarity between the two would be they both end up pissing me off. I flub, shank and hook shots all day. I snap a line, barely get any bites and the ones that do bite get away. Oh yeah, lots of fun. Just thinking about it raises my blood pressure. Where’s my beta blockers? Maybe these “relaxing” activities aren’t as heart-healthy as I thought.

That said, it leaves one last activity…brewing my own beer. I have found that as I consume beer, it lowers the stress and anger levels that golf (and fishing) might bring. Therefore, I brewed my own beer for three reasons. 1) It’s beer 2) golf and beer just go together and 3) it helps me cope with my golf game. Now that I have stocked-up on my own home brew, I am ready to hit the links once the doc gives the thumbs up. Isn’t golf great?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: brewing beer, fishing, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks

Golfing In The Tropics…At The Wrong Time of Year

August 3, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 5 Comments

A few months back, my wife told me she was planning a vacation for us along with another couple. This being our first “real” vacation since our honeymoon, I was excited to go! Besides the obvious “Where are we going?” only two other questions remained for me.

After learning of our destination, Key West, the first question that came to mind was “Is there a golf course there?” The second question, “Does the guy we’re going with play?” Lucky for me, the answers to both questions were “yes.”

So my only real concern with this vacation was the time of year. It’s July. In the Florida Keys. It’s going to be hot. It’s going to be humid. All signs point to discomfort. But I guess I didn’t much consider the effect of the weather on the golf course itself. Maybe I was fooled by all of those beautiful pictures of tropical golf courses. The bright, cloudless skies. The crystal blue ocean waters. The lush green grass. Well, I guess two out of three ain’t bad. Excited to head to the Key West Golf Club, America’s southernmost golf course, those aforementioned visions were dancing in my head. But man was I in for a let-down.

I should have known when we called the day before to make a tee-time and everything from 11:30 on was available, that it was going to be rough one. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t blame the course or its employees. I suppose at this time of year, with non-stop sun baking the grass and temperatures consistently in the 90’s (with a heat index regularly approaching 110), course maintenance can’t be easy. But outside of the tee boxes and greens (which were in nice shape), there was an incredible amount of brown on this course. It makes me wonder about other tropical courses. Are the conditions similar at this time of year? Did I just pick the wrong time of year to play a tropical course?

Now, it’s not that I so much mind some brown patches on the course. As I said, with the weather and temps being what they are, I can understand the challenges in keeping this course green. But the grass in the rough (where I tend to spend a lot of time) was so dry and hard that it was having a seriously negative effect on our swings. Quite simply, the game just became much more difficult than it already is. Combine that with the heat and humidity and the back nine (well, the front nine for the second time because the actual back nine was closed) was just overbearing.

So with all this in mind, if I do return to Key West in the future, it will certainly be at a different time of year. I’d like to play this course again as I did find it to be fun all around. Some of the scenery wasn’t all that great as a few holes run parallel to Route 1. But some others were quite pretty, with the palm trees sprouting throughout the course, ponds aplenty and the tropical wildlife including the iguanas, herons and various other tropical birds and ducks.

But again I ask, was I in the right place at the wrong time? Did I head to a beautiful part of the country at a bad time of year? Are other tropical courses in less than perfect shape during the summer?

Well, no matter the weather or course conditions, I guess the whole situation was summed up by my playing partner Chris, when he said “Hey, we’re playing golf in Key West. How many people do you know that can say that right now.”

He was right.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Florida Keys, golf stinks, golf vacation, golfstinks, Key West, Key West Golf Club

Golf’s Virtual Sticks And Stones

July 29, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

Composure as defined by the dictionary means “the state of being calm and in control of oneself.”

As a pro golfer, composure should be a part of your mental and physical being. Nothing bothers me more than someone who has been blessed with success but acts like a 3rd grader.

Recently, Rory McIlroy and golf analyst/commentator Jay Townsend got into a heated little tit for tat via Twitter. Apparently, McIlroy’s round at the Irish Open wasn’t up to par (sorry). Before I get into it, here’s what went down:

Townsend tweeted “McIlroy’s course management was shocking…” “It was some of the worst I have ever seen beyond -10 boys’ golf competition,”

McIlroy retaliated with “Shut up…you’re a commentator and failed golfer, your opinion means nothing.”

What the f$#@ is wrong with you two?!?! First of all, a tweet argument is just as bad as a text fight with your significant other…fexting if you will. Secondly, you are professionals and represent a select few that can play golf or commentate on it to earn a living. And a substantial living at that.

The only reason I’m writing about this is because golf doesn’t need any negative attention. Like it or not Rory, you are role model now to a lot of kids. I understand you are still young but if you are big enough to win the US Open, you should be big enough to act like a champion.

Just my $0.02…

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, Irish Open, jay townsend, rory mcilroy, Tweet, Twitter, us open

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