So regular season football has been on for two weeks now, and for two weeks I’ve had a few buddies come over to watch the games with me. Our faces are being stuffed with pizza, wings and chips. Beers are being guzzled. Ooh’s and aah’s spread throughout the room after big hits and great catches. Football season is in full swing and I love it.
It’s all of this that makes me realize what that one thing is that’s missing from golf that keeps me from having the guys over to watch a round – everything.
A long time ago I wondered the reason my buddies and I get together to watch football, along with the occasional baseball and basketball games, but we never do for golf, even though we all enjoy and play the game. But I’m thinking that sometime in the next few months, I may try to have a golf get together. But a few dilemmas exist.
1. It’s going to be limited to only certain months of the year. Think about it, if the weather is nice enough, we’re going to be playing golf, not watching it. It’s the same reason that, despite there being a PGA Tour stop only fifteen minutes from my house, I’ve only attended it three times. If the weather is nice enough to wander around a golf course, then I’m going to wander a golf course with my clubs in tow.
2. As mentioned before in the linked post above…it’s boring. Let’s face it, watching golf on TV is just not very exciting. “Hey guys, want to come by my place Sunday and watch the sun move across the sky?” Yeah, that’ll be a blast. “Hey man, I just painted my garage. Why don’t you head on over and we can watch it dry together?” If I was to actually ask either of these questions to my buddies, do you know what the response would be? “Thanks but no thanks dude…I’d rather watch a golf tournament.”
3. How do you plan ahead for it? Do you just pick a time and say come over then? What if it’s the final round and you’re only interested in one particular golfer? How much of that golfer do you really get to see? Let’s go to 13. Now back to 7. We’re going to head over to 17 now. We end up watching a bunch of practice swings before we see eleven seconds of real action…if you can really call it that.
You know, this idea is actually beginning to start sounding bad. I don’t want to have the guys come over and be bored. None of us want to sit and watch golf when we could be playing instead. And honestly, it just seems hard to plan for. So if I’m going to do it, it looks like it’s going to have to be a final round, which means a Sunday. It’s going to have to be in the cold weather, or else we’ll be playing. So that leaves a Sunday in the winter. And that, my friends, is football time. So it looks like my idea is going to have to be put on the shelf. Oh well, maybe one of our rounds will be rained out. Then there may be some time to watch golf.
Swing ’til you’re happy!
Is The Executive Golf Course Hurting My Game?
Whenever I take my kids out to play some golf, we head over to the local executive course. Obviously, the length (or lack thereof) suits their games for the time being. Also, the convenience of the course is second to none. I haven’t yet had to make a tee-time. I just show up and get on. And the course has never been crowded anytime I’ve been there.
But in the few times I’ve played the executive course, I couldn’t help but notice one thing at the end of each round – my score. It’s just not good.
Now, to clarify, my score is never very good, no matter where I play outside of mini golf. And I’m not talking about my score in relation to par. I’m talking about the actual number at the end of the round. The problem is, it’s right around what I would shoot for nine holes on a regular course. There’s something wrong with that, no?
You gotta figure, with a relatively easy and open layout, short holes and not much in the way of hazards, I should shoot pretty well here. But it’s quite the opposite. So why is that? My thought is that I let the course get in my head.
Is that possible? Can a short, easy course take over my mind? Do I unconsciously try to play differently here? For instance, maybe I’m trying to reach that par-4 in one because, at an executive course, I can. Then, when I follow up my executive round with a real round, am I carrying my bad habits over? That could be the problem.
So what’s my solution? Do I have to stop golfing with my kids until they’re good enough to play a “real” course? Well that’s not going to happen. So my other option is to take back my mind. I have to learn that just because I can doesn’t mean I should. I guess that’s a lesson all golfers need to learn at some point. How many times have I said to myself “Yeah, with a good shot, I can reach that green.” Well, that doesn’t always make it a good idea.
I just have to make sure I have the same mindset on both the executive course as well as the “real” course. Because if I don’t, before I know it, that awful score at the end of my round is going to be bested by my kids. And I’m not quite ready to deal with that yet.
Swing ’til you’re happy!
Let’s Celebrate The American Worker By Golfing!
Is it just me, or is every day we get off from work just another excuse to get in a round of golf? Don’t get me wrong, any opportunity I have to play golf is fine with me. But should I feel guilty about it? Obviously, I’m sure the original intentions of holidays like Labor Day and Memorial Day were not intended to be treated like just another Saturday or Sunday. But yet, that’s what we do.
Most Americans have no idea what the meaning of Labor Day is. Most have no idea what we are even celebrating. But we sure do know that it’s a day that we can sleep in. It’s an extra day of golf for us. It’s another day to throw some meat on the grill. Is that wrong?
I understand that a holiday is a holiday. The intention is to celebrate it. It doesn’t matter how, I guess. Every holiday doesn’t need to be celebrated with a parade, barbecue or fireworks. But at the same time, these holidays shouldn’t turn into “Retail holidays” either. If you’re looking forward to Labor Day simply for a sale, you’ve got issues.
But I guess I’m not innocent here either. I am also one of those who looks forward to sleeping in. I look forward to throwing something on the grill. I look forward to a possible round of golf. So again, is that wrong? Is it wrong even if I know the meaning of Labor Day? Or any holiday for that matter. I mean, I work hard all week. Doesn’t that, in some round-about way, make it OK for me to enjoy Labor Day however I would like without feeling guilty? I mean, I’m not required to join the military on Memorial Day. It isn’t necessary to get my kids gifts on Christm….oh, wait.
Am I over thinking this? I just don’t want to feel like I’m an unappreciative jerk who doesn’t care about the reasons we have these particular holidays. I mean, I appreciate the struggle gone through in the past, I truly do. But at the same time, I sure do enjoy a day off of work now and again. And I sure do enjoy the chance to play some golf! And ooohhh that grill…
Swing ’til you’re happy!
That One Shot That Keeps You Coming Back to Golf
We’ve all hit that shot in a round that makes up for the misery of the rest of the day, right? You’re double and triple bogeying everything you do. You’re three and four-putting constantly. In the trap all day. But then it happens.
You’re in a green-side bunker, on the wrong side of the green. You’re buried pretty good and you can barely see the green from your position. But you stroke it perfectly and it rolls up and drops right in the cup. Now, it no longer matters what your scorecard looks like at the end of the day. All that matters now is that perfectly stroked ball out of the trap. And that, my friend, is why you will be back on the course next weekend.
Sometimes, it’s not a shot that will make you forget about only your terrible round. It could be one that makes you forget your terrible all-around game! For me, that shot came on my recent golf trip. I hit an approach from about 70 yards out. From my vantage point, I could only see the ball bounce once on the green. But even though sight was lost, the sound of the ball hitting the pin could still be heard.
Sure that I ricocheted off the pin to some unfavorable location, I began to search the rough for my ball when it was clearly no longer on the green. It was then that Stinky Golfer Greg suggested to check the hole. In my head, I begin laughing because the phrase “Do me a favor, check the hole” has been uttered countless times by Stinky Golfer Tom. What’s funny about it is, most times, we’re all well-aware that the ball is not in the hole. And in all the years I’ve been golfing with him, that question has never lead to us actually finding the ball in the hole! But this time it was different.
One of our golfing buddies takes a walk over to the pin, looks down and exclaims “It’s in the hole!” while raising his fist in the air. It was almost as if he had hit the shot himself! And that was it. That was my shot. The one that will keep me coming back to golf. My first eagle, and it was recorded with my golfing buddies at one of my favorite courses. After that, it didn’t matter that I didn’t break 100 that round. It didn’t matter that I recorded a 10 on another hole. Hell no! I got my first eagle!
Even the next day, when we were out for another round of 18, that feeling was still there. Once again, it didn’t matter that I recorded a 10 on one hole for the second day in a row. It also didn’t matter, although it felt nice, that I played one of the better rounds I’ve ever played that day. I was still riding that high from the day before.
But that’s what a great golf shot will do for you. That one shot gives me the will to want to go out there and take a beating again. That one shot gives me something to chase the next time I head out to the links. Well, I’d be out on the course anyway. But its funny how that one shot can make the pain of every other one just disappear. One great shot in exchange for 100 of my usual? Sign me up!
Swing ’til you’re happy!
Chip Shots: Golf Ball Thievery
One of my first memories of being on a golf course was not to play the game. Rather, I was there for much more sinister reasons. I was a young, foolish kid hanging out with another young foolish kid. The other foolish kid, let’s call him Matt (actually, that was his name), coerced me into causing a bit of trouble on the local links.
I remember it still clearly to this day. We hid in the woods just steps away from one of the greens. A ball lands by the pin and Matt hustles out, steals the ball and rushes back to the woods. At the time, I thought it was funny as hell! Then we tried it one more time. We were spotted and ran for our lives. It wasn’t fun anymore.
Looking back, it was a pretty idiotic thing to do. And with the amount of times I lose a ball on the course that I’m sure landed perfectly in the fairway, it seems as if the gods of golf karma are giving it back to me double. But hey, it could have been worse. How, you ask? I could have been these guys…
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