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Victory Redefined

November 19, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

Normally, I do not foray into the personal life of pro golfers or non golfers for that matter but thanks to Newsweek they brought it to me. You see Mr. Woods has kindly written a little somethin’ somethin’ called “How I’ve Redefined Victory” – Right, and this is because he had a winless 2010 so he had to “redefine” victory?

Below are the first three paragraphs from his editorial. My issue is that he says golf is a self-centered game and that he thought he was invincible but now realizes that you need to depend on others as well…blah blah blah. So, why did he write “How I’ve Redefined Victory” – To let us know he’s a winner?

“Last November, everything I thought I knew about myself changed abruptly, and what others perceived about me shifted, too. I had been conducting my personal life in an artificial way—as if detached from the values my upbringing had taught, and that I should have embraced.

The physical pain from that car accident has long healed. But the pain in my soul is more complex and unsettling; it has been far more difficult to ease—and to understand. But this much is obvious now: my life was out of balance, and my priorities were out of order. I made terrible choices and repeated mistakes. I hurt the people whom I loved the most. And even beyond accepting the consequences and responsibility, there is the ongoing struggle to learn from my failings.

At first, I didn’t want to look inward. Frankly, I was scared of what I would find—what I had become. But I’m grateful that I did examine my life because it has made me more grounded than I’ve ever been; I hope that with reflection will come wisdom. Golf is a self-centered game, in ways good and bad. So much depends on one’s own abilities. But for me, that self-reliance made me think I could tackle the world by myself. It made me think that if I was successful in golf, then I was invincible. Now I know that, no matter how tough or strong we are, we all need to rely on others.”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not taking anything away from his accomplishments on the golf course or in the bedroom…Ohhhh! Badum! I just think that this editorial was more an attempt to keep his name in the media in a positive light. It’s not like he said anything different than his last swing at damage control. I don’t know…I guess if you put your personal stuff out there, people (like me) will take shots at you.

I do want to add that this is all done in humor and there is no ill intention. Tiger Woods does a lot for the community through his Tiger Woods Foundation.

Hit’em long…yell FORE! Don’t hate the player, hate the game…

To read Tiger Woods’ editorial click here.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, newsweek, tiger woods, tiger woods foundation

Do You Take Advantage Of The "Fall Golf Special?"

November 15, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

It’s a sad time of year when the golf season winds down. The clubs get put away, courses begin to close up shop and the weather just doesn’t seem to cooperate anymore. You know you’re at that point when it seems there’s nothing else to look forward to for the rest of the year. Maybe, just maybe, you might get one more nice weekend…but it’s not all that likely.

But let’s say that one nice weekend does come along in mid- to late November. Where are you going to play? Do you take your chances with one of the few remaining open courses? How about those courses running their “Fall Specials?” You know, a course that normally runs about $45 to walk 18 is now charging $30 with a cart. It sound like a great deal…but is it really?

Knowing that the season is winding down, and all of these courses are now in the process of their seasonal layoffs, it goes without saying that the maintenance and upkeep of the course is now on the back-burner. Yeah, they lowered the price, but they’ve also lowered the quality of the course. It’s pretty simple really. The fewer people working at the course, the less work is getting done.

You certainly can’t blame the course. Obviously, at this time of year fewer golfers are hitting the links. So it only makes good business sense to cut costs. But in an attempt to still make some late season money, they run some specials. Sounds like a plan. So why not take advantage? Well, because of what I said earlier…the course is no longer being fully maintained. So the question is, do you take advantage of the lower costs even though the conditions are deteriorating?

Many won’t take advantage…but I’m not one of them. Discount golf you say? I’ll take it! I’ve said it before, I don’t care where I’m golfing…as long as I’m golfing. Now there are exceptions. There are some courses that I won’t play for free. But for the most part, you can count me in. For instance, I have a course roughly 15 minutes from my house that’s running one of these specials. It’s a nice course. Not a great course, but it’s no mortar range either. Normally, the greens fees run $42 for 18 holes (tack on $16 more to ride). But during the fall special? $35 with a cart! Well worth it for a course of its caliber!

So I ask…do you take advantage of these specials? Are you the type who will play anywhere if the price is right? Or do you feel the price is not worth it if the upkeep is lacking? I know how I feel. I’m gonna play anyway. So if I can play cheaper? It’s a no-brainer.

Swing ’til you’re happy…especially when it costs less to do so!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: fall golf specials, golf season, golf stinks, golfstinks, greens fees

Televised Golf Ruined My Game

November 12, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Every time I watch golf on TV I “think” I gain some insight on how to better my game…(insert ‘wrong answer’ buzzer here). Damn you professional-touring-golfer-who-makes-it-look-so-easy. Why do you make me believe I can make these shots and instead I end up messing them up? You can’t tell me you’ve never watched a pro on TV hit a shot and then tell yourself “Ah ha! That’s how you do it.”

Now, add in the commentator (another enabler) and you’re convincing yourself you can hit ’em like they do and in no time be on the tour. For example, David Deherty was talking about Tiger’s shot and what he was going to do. Deherty, with all his wit, proceeds to tell the viewers how Tiger is going to “come across his body and really rotate his wrists”…WTF does that really mean to me? Regardless, I watch Tiger hit the shot flawlessly with some right to left movement on the ball and land it on the green.

Apparently, I must have consumed a retard sandwich prior to watching because I thought to myself…again…”Ah ha! That’s how you do it.” That’s definitely how you do it alright, if you want to make yourself look like an ass and take yourself out of your game. Not for nothing but, how do these commentators know what shot these guys are going hit before they hit it?

Here’s my last gripe with televised golf. I just got a new HDTV and the picture on it is pretty friggin’ good. I start to notice things like how much greener the fairways are than my local track. How much more level the tee boxes are and how smooth the greens are and so on. So, I’ve figured out a couple solutions to this tv hindering my golf experience thing. 1) practice, practice, practice and try to qualify or 2) change the channel…

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: david deherty, golf stinks, golfstinks, HDTV, televised golf, tiger woods

Play Golf, Save Money!

November 8, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Golf is expensive. I could say nothing more and there would be no argument. The cost of the sport is what keeps many from getting into golf to begin with. For starters, you need the equipment to play. Clubs, a bag, shoes, balls, tees, etc…not too mention the certain type of clothing you may be required to purchase if you don’t already have it. And that’s before you even get out there! You didn’t even pay your greens fees yet! Hell, I’ve been playing golf for years and the cost is what keeps me from playing more than anything else.

For years, many of us have waited for “twilight” times to get a break on greens fees. Some of us have a buddy working at a course who will get us a discount when the boss is gone. I know I’ve skipped out on a day of work a few times to play a course for a lower rate. But what if there was a better way to cut into the cost? Maybe you can make this game a little easier on your wallet. Well, for a mere $67 you can discount your rounds of golf for an entire year! How is that you say? Well, with the Player’s Pass of course!

The Players Pass allows members to play courses for a fraction of their regular prices. And for only $67, the membership practically pays for itself after only two or three rounds at any of the participating courses. I know what you’re thinking…”Sure, but you have to play on a Tuesday afternoon, tee off at 3:30 and it’s only valid from December through February.” Well, you’d be wrong. The beauty of the Player’s Pass is that it’s valid for an entire year. And at the 2,000+ participating courses throughout the country, weekends are included! With that many courses included in the Players Pass network, you’re bound to find a participating course near you.

So what are these discounts you ask? Well, how about a 2-for-1 greens fee? How about discounts between $20-$50? How about discounts of up to 70%?!

Maybe you ask “Yeah, but what are the courses? Are they the crappy tracks that no one wants to play anyway?” I can only base my findings on my own experiences here in Connecticut but, of the eleven courses listed, the grouping is pretty impressive. I’ll admit, I was a bit surprised to find a discount at Fox Hopyard Golf Club included in the group. “The Fox” is a superb all around course and is easily one of the top three in the state! Several other courses included are also among the better tracks CT has to offer. So I would suggest logging onto the site and taking a look at your states listing. You just might be pleasantly surprised.

So this sounds like a pretty good package, right? Sure it does. But you know what could make it better? If it was free! Our friends over at Players Pass have agreed to give away one free membership to a golfstinks reader. And as usual, it’s quite simple to enter your name for a chance to win. Simply head over to the golfstinks facebook page and hit “like.” What could be easier than that?! We’ll choose one random winner and you could be on your way to playing cheaper golf without rushing to beat the sunset!

Go to the golfstinks facebook page, click like, win a Players Pass and swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: facebook, fox hopyard, golf course, golf stinks, golfstinks, greens fees, Players Pass

Only You John Daly…Only You

November 5, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

I have to give Mr. Daly credit. He might not be the best role model for the young golfers out there but, I admire his honesty. A couple weeks back he was signing a copy of his book “My Life In And Out Of The Rough” (hmmmmm…you could also replace the word “Rough” with other stuff like “Bottle” or “Most Ridiculous Pants”). Anyway, he supposedly told a Charlotte, NC newspaper that he was happier as a miserable drunk and that he played better drunk.

Come on John, don’t sugar coat it! Tell us how you really feel. He also went on to mention that he hasn’t had a drink in two years and that the more he works on his game sober, the worse he gets. And he hasn’t been in the top 10 in the last 4 years, to boot. Well, I guess that puts the kibosh on a possible career in motivational or public speaking when he retires from golf. Could you imagine if he was to speak at an AA meeting?

This brings me to my next issue. What’s up with the threads? I’m going to chalk his wardrobe up to the booze. Oh no? You tell me…

Could these pants be symbolic? Is he going “Tiger” hunting in his red and black? Nah, you can blame Jack Daniels.

Ok…Ringling Bros. might be hiring if this golf thing doesn’t pan out.

Aloha…

John Daly, you ol’ motor boatin’ son of a b, I didn’t know you were such a fan of John Holmes?

John, please tell me this is for breast cancer awareness.

You know what John, we might bust them on you a little now and again, but in my book, you’re an honest, stand-up (maybe wobbly at times but standing up nonetheless) guy. Thanks for keeping us smiling…

Hit’em long, yell FORE!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf stinks, golfstinks, jack daniels, John Daly, ringling bros., tiger

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