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Only You John Daly…Only You

November 5, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

I have to give Mr. Daly credit. He might not be the best role model for the young golfers out there but, I admire his honesty. A couple weeks back he was signing a copy of his book “My Life In And Out Of The Rough” (hmmmmm…you could also replace the word “Rough” with other stuff like “Bottle” or “Most Ridiculous Pants”). Anyway, he supposedly told a Charlotte, NC newspaper that he was happier as a miserable drunk and that he played better drunk.

Come on John, don’t sugar coat it! Tell us how you really feel. He also went on to mention that he hasn’t had a drink in two years and that the more he works on his game sober, the worse he gets. And he hasn’t been in the top 10 in the last 4 years, to boot. Well, I guess that puts the kibosh on a possible career in motivational or public speaking when he retires from golf. Could you imagine if he was to speak at an AA meeting?

This brings me to my next issue. What’s up with the threads? I’m going to chalk his wardrobe up to the booze. Oh no? You tell me…

Could these pants be symbolic? Is he going “Tiger” hunting in his red and black? Nah, you can blame Jack Daniels.

Ok…Ringling Bros. might be hiring if this golf thing doesn’t pan out.

Aloha…

John Daly, you ol’ motor boatin’ son of a b, I didn’t know you were such a fan of John Holmes?

John, please tell me this is for breast cancer awareness.

You know what John, we might bust them on you a little now and again, but in my book, you’re an honest, stand-up (maybe wobbly at times but standing up nonetheless) guy. Thanks for keeping us smiling…

Hit’em long, yell FORE!

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