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Golf Tournament Hype

January 23, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

The fans are excited. The anticipation has been building all week. Fans are talking about it amongst their friends, family and co-workers. Everyone is expecting to see some of the best play they’ve seen all season. Everyone is expecting to see greatness. And this isn’t even the championship! Then what is it you ask? It’s the Chevron World Challenge!

Ha! I fooled ya, didn’t I? I know you thought I was talking about the NFL and Championship Sunday. Well, I don’t blame you. Seeing the two best teams from each conference square off against one another to decide which teams go to the Super Bowl is pretty exciting. But that’s not how it is in golf.

See, this is what I’ve been talking about. The NFL ends the season with it’s most exciting games leading up to the Super Bowl – a championship game. But the second to last tournament of the PGA season is the Chevron World Challenge. Practically meaningless. But not quite as meaningless as the final tournament – the Franklin Templeton Shootout.

So what do I mean by meaningless? Well, name me one sport, other than golf, that puts it’s “playoffs” right in the middle of the season. You can’t. Stupid, right? The PGA “playoffs” are made up of four tournaments in August and September. But for some reason, the season doesn’t end after the playoffs. No, us golf fans are treated to a myriad of meaningless tournaments after the playoffs have ended!

So why is it so mixed up in golf? Why wouldn’t they simply put the playoffs at the end of the season like everyone else? This is all part of what I’ve been getting at. And it was on full display leading up to this football weekend, and will be on full display again over the next two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl. For cryin’ out loud, the NFL gets more attention when there are no games going on during the weeks leading up to the Super Bowl than the PGA Tour gets during their two biggest tournaments of the year combined! That should tell you enough!

Ah, I’m spouting off again. But I just can’t help myself. It’s such an easy target. One day the powers that be in the world of the PGA will pull their heads out of their 19th holes and get with the program. But until then, well, I’ll keep tryin’…

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Chevron World Challenge, Franklin Templeton Shootout, golf stinks, golfstinks, nfl, PGA TOUR, Super Bowl

Tax Season Golfer.

January 20, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

The new year has Auld Lang Syne’d it’s way in bringing the resolutions and all that other happy horse crap with it. For some, the new year means a fresh start, for others it’s a reason for self-improvement and for a distinct group…tax refund time! This group can easily be recognized. They were the ones that spent their lunch hour on turbotax.com the day they got their W-2’s.

I’m not knocking them, I was once a part of that group. Actually, I wish I could go back to those days…so much simpler. W-2 came in, W-2 got filed, done. Not to mention it also meant golf season was getting closer. You know, I couldn’t wait to get my refund check because it just so happened that some of the golf shops were still selling off last seasons stuff at discount prices and I just happened to have a little extra income, how convenient.

How times have changed. I used to be able to take a good chunk of that refund and apply it to golf and all that associated with it. Today, if I get a refund, golf and golf related stuff doesn’t quite sit so high on the priority list. I guess real life gets in the way. The dream of making the tour has faded and at least I can say it’s not because I didn’t try, it’s because I suck at golf.

The most important part for me is that golf season is approaching. Considering it’s been a milder winter than normal, it looks as if I’ll be getting out sooner. Oh, and to update you on my visit to Narnia in my post two weeks ago, I fought off the evil dudes, cast a couple spells, restored it back to normal and found my golf clubs. What does this have to do with tax refunds? I don’t know…I was just going off a little.

Last year’s golf season was a wash due to surgery and recovery but this year will be better. I didn’t make a resolution this year either so why not start with one now to play more golf? This works because it’s not a stretch. If I play 10 rounds it will exceed last years total. I like this resolution, it’s something to look forward to.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, narnia, New Year's resolution, tax season, turbo tax, turbotax.com, W-2

What is Golf Art?

January 18, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

My post last week about that golf bag telephone really got me thinking about why these golf nicknacks are created in the first place. And then it occurred to me that these things are, technically speaking anyhow, a form of art.

A telephone in the shape of a golf bag is art you say?

My wife has a BFA (Bachelor of Fine Arts). She’s always said; “if the person who created it calls it art, then it’s art.” It doesn’t matter if it’s just a canvas splattered with paint shot out of a cannon at 500 paces – if the guy lighting the canon fuse calls it art, then we’re perfectly justified in hanging it on our wall.

So let’s get back to my golf bag telephone for a second. Pat from New York (who emailed me to win said phone last week) considers it art, even though I didn’t. He plans on displaying it in his house with pride. And for Pat, it’s not just static art, but it’s functional art too (after all, it’s a phone to boot). Pour yourself a glass of wine, pull up a chair and admire it, Pat!

But let’s face it, when we think about golf, we think about things like the tours, or courses, or clubs & balls. When we think about the golf industry, apparel and equipment retailers come to mind. But we forget that this multi-billion dollar industry includes a place for art too. And I’m not just talking about the golf bag telephone anymore.

Take a look at the images below:


That, my friends, is golf art. I spied those at a touristy-type store in the historic district of Albuquerque. Both are created using golf things (parts of a club, a ball, tees – even the crown on the bird’s head in the top photo is pieces of a soft spike)! It takes a certain breed to put those kinds of tchotchkes in your home, and I’m not among them. But you can’t deny, it’s art.

Of course, art also includes paintings and there is no shortage of golf paintings out there – observe the two distinctly different ones below:

My eye was drawn to painting on top, while my wife (the artist) chose the one on the bottom as being attractive.

And what about the subject in the aforementioned paintings – the courses. Are they not art in and of themselves? Walking down a quiet fairway on a perfect day – as far as I’m concerned, when you’re on the golf course, you’re surrounded in amazing art. The way the green distinguishes itself from the fairway and rough; the gorgeous vista from the tee; a ball that softly landed a foot from the cup – to me, this is all art – and I’m sure the course designer considered it as much. Heck, one could argue that the new forged wedge in my bag is a work of art! (OK, maybe I’m getting a little carried away).

But let’s try to answer my original question: What is golf art? Perhaps an appropriate way to answer that would be to rearrange the question into a statement…

Golf is art.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: art, course, crafts, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, painting, tchotchkes

The Mental Grind Of Golf

January 16, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

So as some of you may know by now, I’ve been droning on in the past about the PGA’s need (in my opinion) to restructure the tour stops, create some type of a playoff system and create a “real” PGA Championship. Whether you agree with me or not, you’d have to admit that I’ve got to be onto something. At the very least, I’m trying to make the tour more exciting!

But last week, after my post about restructuring and streamlining the tour, we received a comment from our buddies over at Three Guys Golf. Referring to the reason golfers skip so many tournaments, the statement “too much of a mental grind” was used. This got me thinking about two points. One having to do with my PGA playoff pursuit, the other just a general thought on the “mental grind.”

Firstly, the season schedule/playoff angle. I understand that no player can or is going to participate in every tournament from January to December. There are just too many (50 last year!). But that’s where it starts – shortening the season. Why not have a season that runs from March or April through October with November designated for playoffs and a championship? Why not shorten the season to twenty or so tournaments and a few opens? Make every tour stop count toward a playoff seed. That way everyone will pretty much have to participate in just about all of the stops in order to give themselves a better shot at a higher seed. Cutting out some of the tournaments will create more star-studded stops along the way. I would have to imagine this would mean a better turnout at the gate, as well as a better TV rating.

Secondly, the “mental grind” aspect. As for the reason PGA tour players can’t play every week or even every other week being due to the mental grind? I’m sorry, but I have to call B.S. on that. Now I realize that the popular school of thought is that it takes great mental strength to play professional golf. And I do not doubt this for a minute. However, I highly doubt the degree to which it is exaggerated. What I mean by that is, it takes a high level of mental strength to play any sport professionally. But the old-school thought of the “well-educated, well-raised” golfer vs. the “dumb jock” that plays any other sport still exists to a certain degree. Has anyone ever seen an actual NFL playbook or heard an actual play called in a huddle? It’s mind-boggling! And to think that these plays need to be communicated from a sideline, called and understood in a huddle and executed in less than 40 seconds is incredible.

I understand that a great deal goes into a golf swing. But at the same time, a great deal goes into a baseball swing, a football pass, a basketball shot or a hockey shot. Not too mention, there are plays, formations, audibles, defensive positioning and situational decisions that need to be made in a matter of seconds. And all of this happens in a venue containing thousands of screaming fans. A golfer on the other hand stands in almost complete silence so he or she can concentrate, walks the course with an assistant and has basically one job…swing a club. Not too mention, they can pretty much take as long as they choose to do this. I’m sorry but, the mental grind? I don’t want to hear about it.

Further, I think part of the reason the “mental” part of the game is so emphasized by golfers is to make up for the fact there is so little of a physical aspect to it in comparison to other sports. I mean, outside of a handshake at the end of a round and maybe a hi-five with their caddie, there is no other physical contact throughout their round. Now, if a professional baseball player can play 162 games in a span of roughly 190 days, sometimes playing as many as ten to twelve consecutive days, then a golfer should be able to handle his or her schedule. Hell, if a professional football player can play his sport, sixteen times in seventeen weeks, then for Pete’s sake come on! This is a sport which is so rough it has been shown to shorten the life expectancy of it’s players. A sport that, on any given play as many as 21 of the 22 players on the field (if the QB doesn’t get hit) have some sort of physical, many times violent, contact occur.

A golfer experiences none of this. They don’t have any physical contact with anyone, they don’t run, they don’t jump…they don’t even carry their own equipment!! But they can’t handle a certain schedule because they have to think too hard? Ha!

My point here is certainly not to poke fun at a comment made, but to attempt to explain how ridiculous this popular way of thinking sounds. And it is popular! It seems the majority of golfers who take their game serious believe their sport somehow requires a greater mental capacity to play than any other sport. And if you don’t play, then you must be some sort of a mental midget. It’s an unfair way of thinking. It’s pretty much the equivalent of a pro football player saying “Golf? What, are you too much of a pansy to play something else? Or was the chess team already full?”

Look, what it simply comes down to is, this is golf. Is it a tough sport to play? Sure. But every sport played on the professional level is. Does it require a great amount of mental ability? Sure. But again, every sport played on the professional level does. But thinking too hard is no excuse for not playing.

But to the original point, my attempt here has been to come up with some ways to draw additional interest to the PGA Tour. And if shortening the season and playing fewer tournaments will do this, then it at least deserves some consideration. I know it’s probably unrealistic, but with a sport fading in both viewership and participation, it would be best for the tour to be proactive rather than reactive. Maybe my ideas aren’t what the tour is looking for, but they’d better start coming up with something. Because slowly but surely, they’re running out of time.

Try not to think. Just swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf stinks, golfstinks, PGA CHAMPIONSHIP, PGA TOUR

Golf Course Country Club…Crashing?

January 13, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

I’m pretty sure most of us have seen the movie “Wedding Crashers”. If not, I recommend watching it. In short, it’s a film about two bachelors (Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson) that crash weddings in search of free food, drinks and to pick up women. Call them want you want: Freeloaders, scumbags, whatever. I’m also pretty sure that the thought of doing this at least once has bounced around in our heads. Maybe as a to-do on the ol’ bucket list?

A buddy of mine (ABOM), in perhaps his not so proudest of moments, informed me of a “Wedding Crashers” variation he has participated in – crashing golf tournaments. The best part is he doesn’t even play golf. Naturally, my first question was “If you don’t play golf, WTF are you doing at a golf tourney?” ABOM then enlightened me on his motive. He said he shows up at the end for the dinner and open bar. Intrigued I was.

“Go on…I’m listening” I replied. ABOM proceeded to fill in the details; He said the most important thing was to look the part. The golf logo hat, shirt and golf shoes he borrowed from his brother that were a size too small. He even went as far as to button the top button on his polo shirt. I was impressed by his attention to detail. I’m not sure if they do that anymore, but for someone who doesn’t golf, he really did his research. ABOM’s theory was to look as authentic as possible and not raise suspicion.

The story gets better. This particular tournament (which, he crashed with a co-conspirator) was, as he put it, “a perfect set-up.” Meaning there was a buffet-style dinner and open bar. There were no seating arrangements or anything like that. As a matter of fact, ABOM sat at the bar and freeloaded like a bandit. “This can’t get any better” he thought. Until he saw his boss, who just happened to be one of the organizers of the event.

“Crap!” he thought. Well, it was more of a slow-mo “Ohhhhhh shhhhhiiiittttt!” “I gotta get the f$#@ out of here!” As he frantically planned his escape, the thought of his boss exposing him made it even worse. All he could think about was how much of an asshole he was going to look like (not to mention the possibility of losing his job). Luckily, ABOM’s accomplice was able to run interference allowing the exit strategy to be executed flawlessly. My final question to him; “Would you do it again?” His reply “Why not…”

*ABOM did make it a point to mention to me that he would only crash tournaments that do not benefit any charities. It’s good to know there is honor amongst scumbags. And no, ABOM is not really me.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golf tournament, golf tourney; golfers; golf stinks, golfstinks, owen wilson, vince vaughn, wedding crashers

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