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This section focuses on the pro tours (PGA, Senior, and LPGA). Articles typically focus on how the professional world of golf affects the recreational golfer.

What I Took Away From The Masters

April 15, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

For starters, I guess it was a pretty great tournament.  I didn’t take the time to watch much more than a few minutes of the final round (for the most part, I got my updates from ESPN), but I’ll take everyone’s word for it.  Lot’s of stories – a 14-year old makes the cut, Tiger’s two-stroke penalty, a dramatic playoff win…lots of stuff to talk about.  But I don’t want to do that.  Everyone is going to be talking about the obvious stuff.  Instead, I have a couple of questions.

Let’s starts with the 14-year old.  We’ve asked before if it’s good to have a kid playing in a tournament when a 16-year old played in the 2011 U.S. Open.  But a 14-year old at The Masters?  Are you kidding?  This kid’s mother was packing his lunch and meanwhile he’s keeping pace with Phil Mickelson at Augusta!  Great story, but my question is the same as it was two years ago – when a 14-year old is going stroke-for-stroke with some of the greats of the game, does that cheapen the sport or, at least, the tournament?  Does it make you look at the pro’s with a little bit less respect?

My next two questions though involve the Tiger controversy.  I’ll start with the ruling itself.  So everyone was hung up on the “as closely as possible” part of the rule.  The only real voice of reason I heard was from Curtis Strange when he said that as closely as possible could be determined as 6-8 inches – not 3-4 feet!  I have to agree.  When I hear “as closely as possible” I think “right beside.”  So to stand 3-4 feet behind where your shot was, you’re opening up a can of worms.  I mean, where is the “as closely as possible” line drawn?  What if his original shot was on a downhill lie and he then dropped 3-4 feet back onto a flat part of the fairway?  What then?  Would that be fair?  Would that be judged differently?

Even further…how is this giant loophole left open by the rule-makers?  How can you leave something like that up to interpretation?  If someone else did the same thing but moved 3-4 feet closer, is that the same?  What if they moved 6-8 feet one way or the other?  That certainly isn’t as close as possible either.  But…that’s all up for debate I guess, right?

But the whole controversy brings me to another issue.  Why is it that this day in age, with all of the officials, rangers, scorekeepers, etc. on the course that the player is responsible for keeping his own score?  Granted, we all keep our own scores when we play, but this is the pros, man.  Every professional sport has an official scorekeeper.  Why not golf?  A golfer is expected to sign his scorecard (in a designated area mind you) and remember the entire round?  Why wouldn’t an official be doing that for him?  This sport really needs to move out of the dark ages and update some of their rules.  It’s just silly and leads to stupid controversies such as this that take away from the game itself.

And just on a side note…inputting a rule to protect the players who don’t know the rules is absolutely ridiculous.  Seriously, is this a professional sport, or is it me and my buddies playing on a Sunday morning at the local muni?  If you’re going to play the game, you’d better know the rules.  Ignorance is not an excuse.  In the NFL, if a player doesn’t know something he did is a penalty, do the refs say “Oh, you didn’t know?  OK, well then instead of a 15-yard penalty it’ll just cost you five.”  If an NBA player didn’t realized he traveled before hitting a layup, do they let him keep one of the two points?  Of course not!  The rule is enforced!  They don’t implement another rule because the guy didn’t know!

We’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – for a sport that shouldn’t be nearly as complicated as it is, the rule-makers sure do their best to make it that way.  I mean, if you need to have a rule book, and then a separate book to, more or less, decipher the rule book…you have a problem.  This all boils down to the reason I don’t carry, don’t own and have never even thumbed through the rules of golf…nor do I have any plans to do so.  You could drive yourself nuts!  Don’t drive yourself nuts – know the basics and play for fun.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: 14 year old at Masters, augusta, Curtis Strange, espn, golf stinks, golfstinks, Guan Tianlang, NBA, nfl, Phil Mickelson, rules of golf, the masters, The Masters, tiger woods, U.S. Open

What Is It About The Masters?

April 8, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

In most sports, the most important or biggest game of the year usually happens at the end of the season.  The NFL puts the Super Bowl at the end of the year.  The NBA Championship, the Stanley Cup, March Madness…they all come at the end of the season.  OK, so there was a point during the 90’s when the NFC Championship was considered to be the “real” Super Bowl.  Those games between the Cowboys and 49ers were epic.  But in golf where, for some reason there is no actual championship, they’ve decided to do things differently.

Instead of a championship game, golf does majors – four tournaments that are “more important” than other tournaments.  And still…none of the four is an actual title match.  Oh sure, many of these tournaments are called the “Blah-blah-blah” championship.  But that’s nothing more than a title.  However, there is one tournament that gets more press and more attention than any other tournament – The Masters.  And yet in still, it’s not a championship match, nor is it at the end of the season.

So what is it about The Masters?  What is it that makes this one tournament stand out above the rest?  Now right here, I’m sure you’re expecting a history lesson on The Masters, but no way.  I actually want to ask and learn.  When did The Masters become the big deal that it is and why?  Is it because of the exclusive private country club?  Is it the course itself?  Maybe the traditions such as the green jacket, the honorary tee shot or the par-3 contest?  Is it because of the international flavor that started in the 80’s?  Or was it because there was only one player from outside of the U.S. to win it prior which at the time made it a truly American tournament?

See, I honestly don’t know.  And no matter what I do, I can’t wrap my head around the idea that a sport which has no actual championship match, has the most hyped tournament of the year right in the beginning of its season.  That tells me that it’s all downhill from there.  Sure, there are still three other majors along with numerous other tournaments throughout the rest of the season.  But that’s like putting the Super Bowl in October and then playing a bunch of playoff games throughout the rest of the season.

But, I guess we’ve all grown used to that now.  Golf just seems to do things differently than most other sports.  No actual championship, biggest match comes practically at the beginning of the season, leaders are based on money…I guess I just don’t get it.  But hey, that’s OK.  I’m not here to figure it all out.  I’m not here to say what’s right and wrong, although I’ll try.  But for the most part, I don’t care about any of that stuff.  I just want to play.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: augusta, Dallas Cowboys, golf stinks, golfstinks, green jacket, NBA, nfl, NHL, PGA TOUR, pga tour, playoffs, San Francisco 49ers, Stanley Cup, super bowl, the masters

I’m Taking My Golf Ball and Going Home!

March 4, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

golfstinks, golf stinksSee those tees?  They’re called Cavi-Tees.  And if I’m the marketing guy for whoever is producing or selling those things, I’m on the phone with Rory McIlroy’s agent immediately.  This whole wisdom tooth thing sounds just so silly that the best thing Rory could do right now is make fun of it himself.  I mean, come on.  A tooth?  That’s your excuse for playing poorly then quitting?  And of all sports…playing GOLF poorly?  Wow…it’s no wonder people say golfers are not athletes.

Speaking from experience, this is not something that just starts hurting all of a sudden.  Trust me…I had five wisdom teeth removed.  I know it sounds strange, unbelieveable even.  I thought I was some kind of freak, but my dentist told me he sees it about 10-12 times per year, so it’s not all that uncommon I guess.  But despite having them all removed, I worked up until the day before I had them taken out and missed only one day of work afterward…doctors orders, but I didn’t feel it was necessary.  Even further, I just watched my brother-in-law go through the same thing.  He was in pain but continued to work his physically strenuous job, even delaying his surgery a week at one point because work was just too busy.  But Rory can’t swing a golf club?

It was in 1979 when Jack Youngblood of the Los Angeles Rams famously played two playoff games and the Super Bowl on a broken fibula.  And if he hadn’t set the ultimate tough guy bar high enough, he even played the meaningless Pro Bowl a week after!  A broken leg!  And he was playing football!  But a wisdom tooth for a golfer?

To a lesser extent, it was 1985 when NFL Hall-of-Famer Ronnie Lott had his left pinky finger crushed between an opposing players helmet and his own chest pads during a game.  Another player described it as his finger having “exploded.”  I read one article which stated he actually had to pick up a piece of his finger off the field.  He went to the sideline, had it taped up and returned to the game.  Then, in the off-season, rather than have surgery that would cause him to miss the start of the the next season, he elected to have part of the finger amputated instead!

My point here?  Get the tooth removed!  It took about an hour from start to finish for me to have five of them removed!  How long could it take?  If that tooth doesn’t get removed this week, or at least by his next tournament, then I’m calling bullcrap on the whole issue.

People who are not golf fans (or are just casual fans), are looking at this story and laughing.  They’re looking at a sport like football and seeing how players play through pain in a sport that is much more physically demanding than golf.  There are players who are out there every week with a strained this or a pulled that.  A twisted something or a sprained other thing.  But a golfer’s tooth hurts and he has to leave early.

I understand that there is some pain involved with a wisdom tooth.  But no matter what way you look at it, the whole story just makes golfers look like a bunch of pansies.  Non-golf fans don’t take into account that there is a level of concentration required in order to successfully play golf, and a level of pain negatively affects that concentration.  But you know what?  They don’t care either because that’s true in every sport…not just golf, as so many would have you believe.

What I’m saying is, this whole tooth thing had better be true and it had better be a significant amount of pain.  If not, and if it comes across like just the poor excuse that it looks like now, then it’s not going to do any favors for the “golfers aren’t athletes” crowd.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: cavi-tees, jack youngblood, nfl, ronnie lott, rory mcilroy, Super Bowl, wisdom teeth, wisdom tooth

Would Sex Sell The LPGA?

February 25, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

As a lifelong sports fan, I can understand what it is about women’s sports that most fans don’t particulary enjoy.  Let’s face it, the speed, power and physicality of women’s sports are simply no match for the men’s games.  I’m not in any way trying to disrespect what these women do.  They are fantastic athletes; are great at the sports they play; and deserve all the credit and any attention they get because if it.  But in comparison to their male counterparts, outside of tennis, it just doesn’t match up.  That being said…I don’t understand why the LPGA doesn’t get the same recognition as the PGA.

A perfect example is probably the WNBA.  Have you ever watched a WNBA game?  These women are great basketball players and great athletes.  But when compared to the speed and physicality of an NBA game, the women’s game seems to look just a bit dull.  But it’s not just basketball.  The same can be said about women’s softball vs. baseball, women’s hockey, boxing and what seems to be the newest fad…women in UFC or MMA fighting.  Again, outside of tennis, no matter the sport, the women’s version just doesn’t seem to match up.

But lets look at golf for a second.  The game is slow.  It doesn’t much require the player to be a superior athlete.  And the only time any real power is demonstrated is off the tee, and that really only matters if you’re a spectator live at the event witnessing it first-hand.  On TV, you can’t tell.  You can’t judge the power of a golf swing via your flat-screen.  The only reason you know how far a ball went on TV is because the announcer told you.  The women of the LPGA are just as skilled as the men.  They are just as accurate.  They have as firm a grasp on the game as the men do.  They just don’t have the power that the men do.  But if that isn’t translated through TV, then what’s the problem?  What does the PGA have that the LPGA doesn’t?  Just the longer drives as far as I can tell.  So what would make the LPGA more attractive?  Or…did I just give away the answer?  Attractiveness.

It seems to me that, especially in recent years, when you want to promote anything related to female athletes, you sell the women…not the athletes.  Is it shallow?  Absolutely.  Do I like the idea of it?  Not even a little bit.  Does it work?  Well…that can be argued, but lets just say it doesn’t not work.  Look at the previously mentioned tennis.  It’s quite possibly the only sport where fans care just as much about the men as the women.  There are some examples to learn from here.  It started long ago with the battle of the sexes between Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King.  It continued when, forgive me as I’m not a tennis fan and don’t remember the year, Wimbledon somehow allowed “commoners” into the stands and the men began hootin’ and hollerin’ for, I believe it was Gabriela Sabitini.  Fast forward to an average player on the tour becoming the most popular player in the world (albeit for the wrong reason)…Anna Kournikova.  And next thing you know, every tennis player promoted is either named Williams or is a blonde-haired beauty.  Convenient, right?

So does the LPGA need to take that route?  Should the powers-that-be in the LPGA come to Natalie Gulbis and say “A little less MasterCard, a little more Maxim.”  Now I know that some female golfers are no strangers to a swimsuit, but maybe that’s just not enough.  Sponsor exemptions are there for what reason?  To get their “hot” property out in front of a few cameras.  Again, I don’t like the idea.  I want to see good athletes compete for their athletic ability, not for their looks.  But if it’s their looks that bring attention to the game, then who am I to say what’s right and what’s wrong?

All I’m saying is that it has worked to bring some attention to other sports.  It most definitely is a shallow way to do so.  But in the end, it could possibly bring the viewership for which the sports are looking.  If it brings in new fans, great!  But if it doesn’t, or if those new fans don’t stick around, does it leave a black eye on the sport?  Well, it sure didn’t seem to for tennis…quite the opposite actually.  But that doesn’t automatically equal success for the LPGA.  Maybe they just wait on another phenom.  Maybe a new star will rise and not decide to take on the men of the PGA before she even has any success on the LPGA Tour.  Or, maybe they just start a lingerie golf league.  Want to talk about shallow?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: Anna Kournikova, Gabriela Sabitini, golf stinks, golfstinks, LPGA, Maxim, MMA, Natalie Gulbis, NBA, pga, sex sells, tennis, UFC, Wimbledon, WNBA, women's sports

Is The PGA Tour Ready For A Gay Player?

February 4, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

Does a gay player on the PGA Tour matter? (photo by Benson Kua / CC BY-SA 2.0)
Does a gay player on the PGA Tour matter? (photo by Benson Kua / CC BY-SA 2.0)

I’m sure we all know by now the Super Bowl is the most publicized sporting event in the country. In the week leading up to the game it seems there is more media coverage at the Super Bowl than any two other major sporting event’s championships combined. Now I know this, and you know this. But it always seems like there’s a player or two who just can’t let the opportunity to say something stupid in front of dozens of writers and cameras slip by. This year, it was 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver.

When confronted with a question from comedian Artie Lange asking if there were any gays in the NFL or on the 49ers, Culliver missed the chance to side-step the question and instead took the opportunity to make himself into the media’s newest villain. Regarding gays on his team, Culliver responded with the following, well-thought out and intelligent reply:

“No, we don’t got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do. Can’t be with that sweet stuff.”

And with such a lucid, clever response, one has to wonder where the “dumb jock” stereotype even comes from.

However, I do have to give Culliver a little credit somewhere. For starters, he apologized for his comments (although I don’t feel he needed to apologize for being honest and saying how he really feels – he was just wrong to put it the way he did at the time he did). But I also have to give him credit for opening up discussion regarding gays playing major sports. The discussion has been had as to whether other major sports are ready for an openly gay athlete to make himself known…but not so much in golf.

So what do you think? Is the PGA Tour ready for one of its tour pros to come out? I have my opinion, which I will share in a moment. But in the meantime, how would you feel if a PGA player came out? What do you think the affect would be – positive or negative for the tour? How about the fans reaction overall – positive or negative? Or would simply no one care?

My opinion – Who cares? Honestly, I feel it’s no one’s business and I’d rather everyone just keep their sexual orientation to themselves. Why do I care if you’re gay or not? Just play the sport you’re playing. Keep your private life to yourself. I don’t need straight people to come out and tell me they’re straight. So what makes people feel that I need to know if they’re not? Does it make them any less or more of an athlete? Of course not. And since being a professional athlete is the only reason I know who these people are anyway, then let’s just keep it that way. Would it have some kind of affect on the tour? I don’t know. All I do know is it shouldn’t.

But thanks to Artie Lange and Chris Culliver, this ridiculous conversation that pops up every once in a while regarding gay athletes has been rehashed. What’s our fascination with it? Why do we care? Why do we feel we need to know? Why do we think it matters? We need to let it go and cheer on our favorite athletes for what they are – great athletes. We’re cheering for what they do on the playing field, not what they do in their private lives. Let’s learn to understand the difference.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: artie lange, chris culliver, gay athletes, nfl, Super Bowl

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