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Stinky Golfer Paradise

The articles in this category are the epitome of the GolfStinks ethos. Here's where you'll learn how to take the frustration out of your golf game!

Take The 3-Club Challenge

May 15, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 18 Comments

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Are you brave enough to take the 3-club challenge? (photo by Yuki Shimazu / CC BY-SA 2.0)

Sometimes you just need a change. Maybe your game’s in a funk – or at least it’s smelling funkier than usual. Perhaps you feel like your last few scores were more wretched than the typical hack-job rounds you normally piece together.

Well, don’t let it get you down. Remember, golf is meant to be fun, so why not start having some? What you need is to change your perspective. But doing that takes more than just forgetting about the high number on your scorecard – it takes reacquainting yourself with the game of golf. But how?

This is where it gets interesting and fun all at the same time: All you need to do is remove some clubs from your bag. And by “some” I mean all but three of them (and keep your putter too). That’s right – take them out before you get to the first tee – just leave them in your trunk.

I call it the “3-Club Challenge” and the object is to play the entire round of golf with only three clubs and a putter. Sound ridiculous? Don’t knock it until you try it. I’ve done this a few times – typically when my previous few rounds have been exceptionally poor – and I have to tell you, it’s reinvigorating!

Now the trick is to choose your clubs wisely. For me, that means my 20-degree hybrid; an 8-iron; and my pitching wedge. The hybrid will see double-duty – both off the tee (I hit about 215 with that club) and out of the fairway. The 8 is my club from 150 yards and the wedge is good from 125 and in (and all will be three-quarter-, half- and quarter-swung at some point during the round too). While those are my three clubs, you’re free to select any three you’d like or feel comfortable with – just as long as you don’t have more than three clubs and a putter in your bag.

Limiting your club selection in this way forces you to simplify the game. It makes you slow down and think hard about each shot. You limit risky shots because you have none to play – every stroke must be carefully thought out. Instead of griping and ripping it, you aim for the 150- or 200-yard marker in the fairway. Instead of going for the green, you pick a spot to lay-up and pitch on.

The first time I took the 3-Club Challenge, I was amazed – not just at how much I strategized for each hole, but also how my results weren’t really that bad! Every time I give the challenge a whirl, I end up shooting pretty close to my average – or at least much better than my previous few terrible rounds with all my clubs. By the next time out, I’m back on track – playing my regular game of poor (but not wretched) golf.

Ready to give it a shot? Get your golf buddies in on it too and maybe even make a little wager on the round.

A word to the wise: I wouldn’t recommend taking the 3-Club Challenge on an unfamiliar course – you don’t want to handicap yourself too much. But on a course you know, this can be all that’s needed to right the ship.

And if you do take the challenge (or already play some form of it), I would love to know your results by leaving a comment!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: 3-club challenge, bad golf

POLL: What’s Wrong With Used Clubs?

May 10, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 6 Comments

It’s no secret our country is not at its peak economical condition. Based on that, we also know the crap rolls down hill and eventually affects or has affected almost everyone. Who has the money to do anything let alone buy a new set of golf clubs? I’ve touched upon used clubs before but I have a new angle! I want to know what happens to all the surplus golf clubs that are not purchased.

Is the material recycled? Are they donated? Hint, hint…our good friends over at Bunkersinbaghdad.com accept donations…just saying. Considering most are not recycled or donated, that means there’s a plethora of golf clubs not available to us, I’m guessing. My question to you is; Would you buy used or older model clubs?

Hit’em Long…yell FORE!!!

Would you buy used/older model golf clubs?

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Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: bunkers in baghdad, golf, used clubs

Stinky Golfer Confessions: Losing it on the Course

May 8, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 12 Comments

brokenclubNo, I’m not talking about golf balls – though losing those can lead to losing “it”. I’m talking about a downright tantrum like a toddler an hour past nap time. I’ve heard about these breakdowns; I’ve witnessed them (I’ve even filmed someone else having one) and I’ve had them myself.

Club throwing or breaking; cart punching; green gouging – they all constitute tantrums on the course. On a recent round, Stinky Golfer Tom and I were hacking our way through 18 holes. Now I’m not embellishing the term “hacking” – it was a hack-job plain and simple – both seed/sand mixtures on the cart were depleted by the 15th.

Anyway, I was standing over a two-footer for double on the 17th and I pushed it right. I had enough. I swung my putter at the ball and sent it careening off the green. Along with the ball also flew a hefty sized divot from right next to the hole. I had “lost it” on the green. Now I wasn’t trying to dig up a chunk of green, but there it was.

I hate guys like me. Now there was a gouge a few inches from the hole. Even though I tried to replace my divot as neatly as possible, it was still capable of knocking someone else’s putt offline. Yes, on that particular day, I was that jerk who messed up the putting surface for everyone else.

Meanwhile, Tom just stood there, watching. Tom is the epitome of cool on the golf course. Now don’t get me wrong, Tom is a typical stinky golfer who gets mad at himself after a wretched shot. But he doesn’t get physical. I’ve never seen him throw (let alone break) a club in anger. He’s never defaced the course on purpose. And he’s certainly never kicked or punched the golf cart. So I wonder what he was thinking that day? Probably what an a-hole I was. But he didn’t say a word.

We tantrum throwers (and you know who you are) have to remember to keep things in perspective. I (of all people, who writes for a blog that teaches golf should be fun) should be more cognizant of keeping emotions in check. Sure I can (and should) get upset at a poor shot – that’s a natural reaction. But I also need to practice what I preach – that golf is more about camaraderie and enjoyment than it is about your score.

So today I pen this post as a shamed man. And I hope my confession serves as a reminder to you the next time you feel like “losing it” on the course. Miss a two-footer? Duck-hook one off the tee? Took a snowman on the last hole? WHO CARES???? You’re playing golf, man – seriously…where else would you rather be?

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: camaraderie, confession, duck-hook, golf, mad golfer, snowman, tantrum

POLL: Beer Cart Selections

May 3, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

generic-beerI’ve got a bone to pick with whoever is in charge of stocking the beer cart. Not so much the MOFOBETE, their job is to peddle the goods. I’m talking about the decision maker who decides what refreshments and stuff go on the cart. And by refreshments I mean beer. This includes some 19th hole’s as well.

I work all week and on the weekend I like to squeeze in some golf between beers. In saying so, can I have a beer that I actually want? I am by no means a beer snob…I went to college. All I’m saying is, offer more. The selection looks like it came from a frat house. There are a plethora of beers out there now that are quite tasty and are made right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A! Come on guys, step it up a bit. If you’re giving it out for free that’s one thing but for everyone that’s paying, broaden the choices a little bit.

This isn’t meant to knock the “traditional” domestic beers. This is more along the lines of golfers and hacks are diverse in what they enjoy drinking. Doesn’t it make more sense to heighten the total golf experience? I return to places just because they have a beer I like. If my local track had a nice well rounded selection of beers on the course…I don’t know…I might actually have to use my sick days. This also lends to great exposure for the course by the best known form of marketing – word of mouth. “Oh man, I played at (insert golf course here) and they had cold (insert favorite beer not normally available here) bottles/cans on the beer cart!”  Can’t you just feel the excitement?

In the meantime, I guess I’ll just have to keep bringing my own. Yeah , I know it’s cheaper but some times splurging a little is ok too. Look, you’re going to get your cheap people and your big spenders. Unfortunately, we’ll never know if the opportunity doesn’t exist. Create the opportunity.

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Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: 19th hole, beer, beer cart, golf, mofobete

Video: How to Go Like a Golf Pro

May 1, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

Not only do I write for a golf blog in my spare time, but I also have a full-time job that requires a fair amount of traveling. With that in mind, it’s safe to say I know a thing or two about business trips – from how to pack before the trip to efficiently navigating through security. So when National Car Rental asked me to be the golf blogger for their “Go Like A Pro” campaign, I felt I was uniquely qualified.

I’ve posted before about golfing on business trips – especially about golfing with your client! If you’re both a golfer and a business traveler, but haven’t really given much thought to playing while on the go – think again! And to that end, I’ve put together a short video to help you Go Like a Pro when it comes to golfing on a business trip.

Tips on how to Go Like a Golf Pro:

  1. Do your homework! Before you pack, use an online course database (like this) to research golf courses near your destination (either close to the airport or close to your client’s office). Once you find a course, always call to make a tee-time and confirm the price of the greens fees.
  2. Accessorize like a Golf Pro: To properly accessorize, first make sure you purchase a quality golf travel case. It should be big enough to handle that huge driver of yours and padded enough to protect it too. Next, keep in mind that playing on an unfamiliar course has its disadvantages. Yardage distances can be deceiving so a rangefinder could be your best friend. You’ll also want to make sure you pack plenty of balls (there’s nothing worse that running out and having to ask your client to borrow some). And bring a brush to clean your clubs and shoes off before repacking them – no one wants to unpack a bunch of dirt and grass! Finally, never underestimate the value of a towel and umbrella – you never want to let them see you sweat and you never want to get caught out in the rain!
  3. Save time by practicing in the hotel! If you fly in the night before, turn the carpet in your hotel room into a practice green! You’ll already have your putter with you, so all you’ll need is one of those hotel room glasses (you know, with the white cardboard cap on top) tipped in its side to putt into.

Bonus tip! If you do end up golfing with your client, remember the best policy is to always let them win!

Items featured in the video:

  • Rangefinder
  • Brush
  • Travel Case

Disclaimer: GolfStinks.com received compensation for this post and video.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: bushnell, business, frogger, go like a pro, golf pro, national car rental, ogio, travel

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