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Golf Clips In The Flicks

October 13, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Golf has been the subject of many movies.  Some of them comedies (Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore) and some more serious (The Greatest Game Ever Played, The Legend of Bagger Vance).  In each of those movies golf played a major, or at least significant role.  But it’s funny, for a game that’s always taken so seriously, I’ve noticed many films or television shows that use golf as somewhat of a comic relief.  Perhaps it’s the writers taking a bit of a shot at the seriousness of the sport?  What do I mean?  Well, here are a few examples:

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How about this scene from The Walking Dead (season premiere last night!)?  In this scene from an otherwise dark and somewhat disturbing show, The Governor and one of his henchmen stand atop a makeshift wall, launching drives at aimlessly wandering zombies.  It’s a funny few seconds from an otherwise, unfunny show.  Now, did anyone watch Lost?

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If so, do you remember this scene?  Again, not a funny show.  These people are trapped on a mysterious island, smoke monsters chasing them and no idea where they are or how long they’ll be there.  So what to do to let off a little steam?  Find a set of golf clubs from the plane wreckage and build a makeshift golf course.  Complete that with a fat guy and a skinny guy gyrating by the pin to distract the guy teeing off?  Now that’s how you put a smile on someone’s face.  Speaking of smiles, what about another classic, funny scene from an otherwise unfunny movie…

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A great scene where a couple of FBI agents are watching Nicky (Joe Pesci) from a circling airplane only to run out of gas and are forced to land on the fairway.  As Nicky and Ace watch the agents hurry away, Nicky gives one of many great lines – “$100 whoever hits the plane.”  And while on the subject of mob movies…

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Just one of many great scenes from a great show, The Sopranos.  In this one, Tony is trying to fit in with his neighbor, like a regular guy.  But on the course, he quickly realizes he is being treated as more of a circus freak than one of the guys.  So for their entertainment, he tells them a story about John Gotti, to let them know what kind of a guy he is.  It’s not exactly a funny scene out of context.  But in relation to the rest of the episode, it is.

Point here is, as I mentioned earlier, golf is often times used as some type of comic relief in otherwise serious times.  Kind of funny considering how serious many golfers take their sport.  Maybe we can all take a hint from the movies and TV and take it a little less seriously ourselves.  You’ll probably enjoy it much more!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: caddyshack, casino, golf movies, happy gilmore, Lost, the greatest game ever played, the legend of bagger vance, The Sopranos, The Walking Dead

Violence Hits The Golf Links

August 13, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

Rumble on the links...
Rumble on the links…

When one thinks about violence in sports, Bob Barker and Happy Gilmore not withstanding, chances are one doesn’t think of golf.  We think more about hockey or a bench-clearing brawl in a baseball game.  But a recent incident here in Connecticut has gotten me interested in where else some golf-course violence may have sprouted.  Quite surprisingly, there are more incidents than one might think.

Starting with the previously mentioned incident here in CT – an amateur golf champ apparently assaulted his caddie in the 19th hole.  Although the incident was not golf-related, it is the story that sparked my interest.  And here are a few examples I’ve found.

Back in February, a golfer in one group was stabbed with the broken shaft of a club by a golfer in another group. According to a report, one group was instructed by a course ranger to play through the group ahead of them.  This however did not sit well with a member of the group in front, and a brawl broke out.  One sliced artery later, and a golfers leg is permanently damaged.

Speaking of bench clearing brawls, check-out this story involving former National League MVP Kevin Mitchell.  Apparently, someone was talkin’ a little smack.  So Kevin decided to go “old school gangster” on him right on the 13th hole.

Several other incidents involving on-course assault in the Seattle and Dallas areas, as well as in England have cropped up recently.  And that leads me to one question…what took so long?!

Think about golf for a second.  This is not a sport filled with testosterone-fueled violence.  There’s no big hits.  There’s no one running at full-speed.  No one is going over a wall.  But, what golf does have is a knack for getting you so pissed-off that you could spit nails and scream fire.  Put two of these hot-headed golfers in any type of confrontational situation, and I can understand how these instances can occur.

So do these types of thing happen more often than most of us realize, or is this something relatively new?  Does it happen only on the public courses or does it happen in the private country clubs as well, only to be kept hush-hush so as not to ruin a reputation.

Have you ever witnessed any of this violence while out on the course?  Or worse yet, have you ever been a part of it?

Swing ’til you’re happy…just not at someone!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Bob Barker, fight, golf course violence, happy gilmore, Kevin Mitchell

Observations From A Driving Range

March 19, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

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Do driving ranges really help your golf game? (photo by Michael Westley / CC BY 2.0)

Game improvement seems to be a top concern with golfers of all levels. As much as some of us say “We’re only out there to have fun and relax”, there’s still the desire to play well. How strong is that desire? Well, it definitely matters on the person’s will and drive to be better.

Recently, a buddy and I took our clubs out of hibernation and made our way to the local driving range. Here’s where I started to recognize players that are trying to improve their game and those that are not. Personally, I fall somewhere in the middle. After viewing a couple of golfers that were obviously good (at least they were consistently hitting straight and had good swings) and a couple that probably just saw “Happy Gilmore”, I have made some connections between the two.

1. The Turf Mat
And this is where the connection ends. I over heard the two better players discussing how they really don’t get an accurate read on club distance from a turf mat but, it’s the beginning of the season and they’re looking to get a few swings in.

I look a few stalls down to Adam Sandler & co. and watch. First of all, they are barely connecting on most shots because turf doesn’t divot. Moreso, they are high fiving each other not realizing if they shot from grass it would probably make them cry. And secondly, they use the rubber tee on some iron shots for what reason, I don’t know.

2. The Golf Ball Collection Cart
The better players seemed to continue with their session and act as if that armored golf cart isn’t even out there, maybe even take a little water break. The other two begin to squeal with joy and change clubs to better suit the bombarding. They wager on who will hit the guy first and totally couldn’t give a crap about working on their swing.

3. Club Selection
The better players had $500 tour bags with all the bells and whistles and $1000 custom clubs nestled in there. The other two opted to select from the driving range’s collection of fine clubs, what some believe should be in the Golf Hall of Fame somewhere.

4. Bucket Size
The better players modestly purchased a medium sized bucket knowing that it is the beginning of the season and all they are trying to do is get a little workout in. Sparky and Killer, being the big men they are, purchase a super-sized supreme mega bucket each. Now, a quarter of the way through they realize what a mistake it was but finish it anyway. Can’t you just smell the Ben Gay?

5. Shot Distance
Figuring out how far you hit the ball is a little misleading on a range. The real shooters use the yardage markers and pretty much can figure out how far they are hitting. Now, Friggin’ John Daly and Babe Ruth (because his golf swing was a perfect rendition of the Babe’s baseball swing) somehow think that they are dropping bombs. They literally thought they were hitting over three hundred yards until the manager there explained the different colored flags and the distances associated with each. So much for a chance on the tour…

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: adam sandler, driving range, happy gilmore

If Golf Carts Could Talk…or Scream

December 16, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

Demolished Golf Cart (photo by Jeff / CC BY 2.0)
Demolished Golf Cart (photo by Jeff / CC BY 2.0)

Oh the abuse golf carts take. It’s as if we could care less that these things aren’t our property. We put our muddy golf shoes all over the cup holders and drive them like Kawasaki ATV’s – through the woods and down steep hills like we’re in some off-road relay race.

In fact, the golfers that recently provoked a Canadian judge to order the Happy Gilmore swing illegal also nearly drove their cart into a pond during the same round. Usually (as in the Happy Gilmore case) the abuse ensues after a bit of drinking and driving on the course. For example, my friend Dave tells a great story about a twosome he was paired-up with during a golf tournament one time:

Four of us were supposed to play [but] two of the guys canceled so my friend asked if I minded if he invited some “drinking” friends to come along. It was hard for them to secure the full-size cooler in the little basket on the cart – but they managed and after about 8 holes they were both completely lit. There’s a hole on the back where the rear of the green slopes down. In an effort to save time, they tried to circle around the back of the green with the cart floored (Yes, all 5 horsepower). The angle was too much and the cart rolled onto the roof amidst screams and a shower of beer cans from the cooler – some of which exploded on contact. It took the 4 of us to get the cart back on its wheels. After the round, we dropped the cart off and got the hell out of there. As I was leaving the parking lot, I could see the grass stains on the roof of the cart!

A quick YouTube search will provide similar antics caught on tape. But drinking isn’t always the cause. Some years ago, my friend Tom and I were driving our carts up to the tee on the 15th hole of a public course completely sober. This particular hole’s tee box is elevated slightly and, I’m not sure why, but Tom decided to park the cart just below the tee box. Also, he backed in, so the front of the cart was facing the fairway (I guess to make a quick getaway).

Needless to say, Tom hauled-off and ripped a line drive that had uncanny sinking action. The ball headed right for the middle of the cart like a dart for the bulls eye, perfectly split our two golf bags, and then, as if in slow motion, careened through the Plexiglas windshield to leave a softball-sized hole in its wake. Did he do it on purpose? No. But did he want to pay for the windshield? Hell no. We finished our round, parked the cart back at the clubhouse among all the others, and high-tailed it out of there.

Whether you’re inebriated or not, it appears the sight of a golf cart conjures up the urge to conduct shenanigans – especially for men – drunk men more so. As if the golf cart was our own personal go-kart in which all responsibility goes out the window when we get behind the wheel. As Stinky Golfer Chris referenced in a previous post, a 2008 study by the University of Alabama at Birmingham found that around 1,000 Americans a month are injured in golf cart accidents. One thousand!

A person associated with the study reported: “A lot of people perceive golf carts as little more than toys, but our findings suggest they can be quite dangerous.” This statement hits my earlier point – whether you plan on acting like an ass in a golf cart or not, it seems people look at golf carts as benign toys – they’re there to have fun.

But beware. Courses can and will prosecute you if they have your name and can tie you to the cart (for example, if they make you sign the typical rental agreement before giving you the key). The likelihood of prosecution depends on the amount of damage done, but it has happened.

In the meantime, feel free to share your own stories of golf cart high-jinks by commenting below (commenting as “anonymous” is understandable).

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf buggy, golf cart, golfstinks, happy gilmore, kawasaki

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