About Stinky Golfer Pete
Pete Girotto is a co-founder of the GolfStinks blog. He’s also the token lefty in the group and never seems to let anyone forget it.
Quotable…
“Hit ’em long; Yell FORE!“
Popular Posts
As a contributor to the GolfStinks blog, here are some of Pete’s most popular articles:
Yes, I'm pretty sure we're well aware that pimpin' ain't easy. This is why we resort to another form of pimping (that of which is legal and...you know...
Back in November of '09, I posted Pimp My Golf Cart. Now, due to positive feedback and emails about how ya'll really dug the post and the golf carts i...
We all are very familiar with those, right? I'm pretty sure if you played at least one round of golf in your life you became subjected to these words...
This is great! All this extra time to go and dig up great golf stories in the off-season. You know, now that the whole Tiger debacle has finally quiet...
Every once in a while I like to search the web for interesting or weird golf related stories. It never ceases to amaze me what I'll actually stumble a...
Q&A with Stinky Golfer Pete
Years Stinking at Golf: 15
Average # of Rounds per Year: 25
Golf Equipment: Everything Mizuno except for a Taylor Made 3 Wood…it’s like that old hat you can’t get rid of.
Golf Balls Lost in an Average 18 Hole Round: Well…offsetting the ones I find, I’d say about 3 or 4.
Favorite Course Played:
If I’m out playing, then that’s my favorite course.
Dream Foursome:
Me, Robert Deniro, Michael Jordan and Chevy Chase
Most Interesting Golf Experience:
1996 U.S. Amateur Championship, some kid Leopard, Bobcat, Tiger…who the hell knows, and myself are running neck and neck for the lead. This cheatin’ sum’bitch replaces my ball with a C4-charged exploding ball. Last thing I remember was setting up for my drive on the 18th hole and BOOM…knocked me unconscious for two friggin’ weeks. Needless to say, Cougar won that year. True story…I wonder what he’s up to these days?
GolfStinks contributors: Stinky Golfers Chris, Greg, Pete & Tom