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Does a Bear Crap in the Woods…

August 15, 2009 | By Golf Stinks | 2 Comments

I don’t know, does a tiger fart on the course? You know…with all this hoopla and chatter about Tiger, his caddy Steve Williams, or a spectator letting one rip at the Buick Open made me realize; no matter how old you are or what predicament you may be in, a blast from the back door will damn near always make a grown man laugh (or smile at least). And the more serious the situation, the bigger of a laugh it will get.


Think about it, there’s two basic ways it could happen: 1) There’s the audible thunder-from-down-under that immediately gets heard and recognized, and 2) The ever so noxious bouquet of decaying Limburger cheese that with the silence of a ninja, covertly invades the nasal cavities of the unsuspecting victims around you. Either way, they loosen tension, lighten the mood and allow for humor and shenanigans. Hey, I think I’m on to something here…ship 1,000 tons of canned beans to the Middle East and end the turmoil already. It’ll be a fart fest for months. Come on, let’s give it up for a good ol’ Bronx cheer!

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Comments

  1. Vince Spence says

    August 20, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Chec out this ‘famous fart’…

    http://thisweekinlondon.blogspot.com/2007/07/did-prince-philip-fart.html

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  2. Pete Girotto says

    August 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Hey Vince, that is a classic! You can’t beat royalty breaking wind especially when it is covered by media…may I suggest some beano for his royal highness.

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