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A New Way To Spark The Golf Economy

November 28, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

I don’t feel like getting into the mathematics or science of it, but lets just say the golf industry is continuing to struggle.

According to the last Rounds Played Report from the NGF (2009-2010, because 2011 is obviously not over yet and therefore cannot yet be analyzed), the number of rounds played in the U.S., including both public and private courses, dropped by 2.3% – the largest drop since 01-02 (3%). This marks the fourth consecutive year, as well as the seventh of the past eight, that rounds played has dropped.

Again, I’m not going to attempt to explain the math, but according to the numbers I’ve looked up, these drops in rounds have worked out to an average loss per course throughout the country of $48,000 per year. All total, you’re looking at a loss of roughly $117 million dollars per year being spent on rounds of golf. With numbers like that, it’s no wonder private courses are going public and publics are going under.

So what can be done? Well what if there were more opportunities to play? What if you just had a little more time to play? Take for instance the Thanksgiving holiday. Many people had a four-day weekend (not me, but many). Now, a four-day weekend is pretty rare. But even the occasional three-day weekend provides ample opportunity to gain an extra day of golf during the year. Problem with Thanksgiving is, it’s usually too cold here in the northeast to get out and play at all.

It seems what’s needed is a new three-day weekend. One to take place during golf season. And being that the state of the game is what it is, the USGA may want to lobby for this as well. Personally, my vote would be for August. I know June doesn’t have any three day weeknds either, but with Memorial Day occuring late in May and Independence Day falling at the beginning of July, I can make it through June. But with the gap between the 4th of July and Labor Day, that’s a much longer period of time to go without a day off.

So, now that we’ve established August, what exactly are we going to celebrate? Well, there are several birthdays which occur in August that are worthy of some notoriety. Francis Scott Key for instance was born on August 1st. Three former presidents (Benjamin Harrison, Hoover and LBJ) were all born in August as well. Mother Teresa for cryin’ out loud! Surely Mother Teresa deserves a holiday in her name!

But I think there are two people who’s August birthday’s could be celebrated together. Two important Americans whom we all learned about while we were children in elementary school. Two people who’s names have become synonomous with searching for lost golf balls in the woods. Who are they you ask? None other than William Clark and Meriwether Lewis AKA Lewis & Clark.

Think about it. How many times have you seen your golfing buddies, or some people from another group ahead of you wandering the woods searching for their ball – “We’d probably have teed off by now if it wasn’t for Lewis & Clark searching for their balls in the woods.” Or “Check out Lewis & Clark mapping a trail to the green.”

Surely two great American pioneers together are deserving of one day to celebrate their accomplishments. After all, if not for Lewis & Clark, we may still not have discovered Omaha! And consequently, we may have never tasted those fantastic steaks! Culinarily speaking, where would we be then?!

Being that their birthdays fall on August 1st (Clark) and August 18th (Lewis), it seems to me like a good day to celebrate would be somewhere in the area of August 9th or 10th, with the actual observed holiday falling on the Monday or Friday closest. And just like that, we’ve given golfers an extra day of golf every summer.

So look what we’ve done here. We’ve gained an extra day off for our hard-working Americans, some recognition for two great pioneers, and an instant spark to the golf economy. What more could you ask for?

OK, we’ll work on June as soon as we get the one in August.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf industry, golf season, golf stinks, golfstinks, lewis and clark, ngf, omaha steaks, private course, public course, thanksgiving, USGA

Real Golf News…

September 9, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Golf, according to the USGA, consists of playing a ball with a club from the teeing ground into the hole by a stroke or successive strokes in accordance with the rules.


News, according to Merriam-Webster, is a report of recent events, previously unknown information and/or something having a specified influence or effect.

Why is it when the words “golf news” appear together, we automatically think “Who did what on the tour” or “What is Tiger Woods doing now (or who…ba-dum)?” Yes, those very thoughts did cross my mind and I’m sure a majority of you also. So, why doesn’t “golf news” live up to its name and report golf related stuff that is recent, unknown or possibly influential? Who knows. Here’s the part that hurts…something I missed.

As the 10th anniversary of 9/11 approaches, I sit back and think about how I, as an American and a golfer (and I use the term ‘golfer’ loosely), missed an event back in May that should have made “golf news” in a major way. The FDNY’s 9-11 Memorial Golf Outing. Why didn’t this get some sort of top billing on the golf news circuit? Oh wait, the Crowne Plaza Invitational was going on.

BULL F$%#ING S$%T!!! It’s the 10th anniversary! Dude, tell me the Crowne was so big that it extended over 29 golf courses. No? It didn’t? Well, I could be wrong but the FDNY’s 9-11 Memorial Golf Outing did. How come we never really heard much of that? That’s a golf tournament of serious magnitude. I’m sure some of you might have heard about it but I’ll bet the majority did not.

Enough of the venting. This weekend let’s just remember and celebrate the lives of those who paid the ultimate price for our safety and freedom. And by all means, if you know of any 9/11 memorial tournaments or fundraisers going on please comment below with the information.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Always remember…

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: 9-11, 9/11, Crowne Plaza Invitational, FDNY, golf, golf news, golf stinks, golfstinks, merriam-webster, tiger woods, USGA

Why the Polara Ball will Hurt, Not Help Golf

May 18, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

Last week, The New York Times published an article about a golf ball that doesn’t slice. I’m sure you probably read about it – there was much re-posting going on in the golf blogosphere.

The basic theme of many blog posts regarding the new ball was: “This is great – a ball that flies straight! The only catch is it’s not sanctioned by the golfing gods. But [they ask as a devilish smile widens across their face] should we use it anyway?”

Obviously, professional golfers won’t be using this ball. So that leaves the rest of us. In fact, “the rest of us” is exactly who the developer had in mind when marketing this illegal orb:

“It’s for the other [non pro] golfers, the ones who rarely hit it straight…It’s for people who want to be embarrassed less, play faster and enjoy it more. I respect the U.S.G.A., they help identify the best golfers in the world, but what about the rest of us?”

The audacity of this company to assume that deep down, “the rest of us” are all just a bunch of cheaters. You see, it’s this kind of crap that’s killing golf. It’s been emblazoned into our ethos…right down to the molecular level – that we’re failures if we’re not good at something. Golfers are self-conscious about their swings and their high handicaps. They’re self-conscious about flubbing one when everyone is looking or missing a 1-footer for par.

Marketers love the idea of the self-depreciating golfer. They think: I know what we can do…let’s produce a product that breaks the rules to make all these golfing failures feel better about themselves! That’ll really sucker them in!

Ah, but they’re missing one major point: Golfers don’t really quit the game because they’re poor players. I mean, when was the last time you heard something like this: “I’ve had enough! After playing this game every weekend for 40 years without much success, I’m quitting!” The truth is, you just don’t hear stuff like that. And you don’t hear it for one reason: People play golf not because they are good at it, but because they love it.

Don’t believe me? Then ask yourself why high-handicappers still play. Why do golfers that have averaged in the 90’s or higher their entire lives continue to hit the links? Why go through the agony of another embarrassing flub? I think it’s obvious: We play this game because we love it – regardless of whether we’re good at it.

But what this Polara ball will do is diminish the game’s integrity by fueling the following notion: That the ultimate goal of recreational golfers should be to get better. And since golf is so hard, you’re going to have to cheat to do so.

Look, if you really want to change the way you golf, change your mental approach to the game. You don’t have to make the main focus about getting better – instead make it about having fun; or being outdoors; or spending time with friends; or just the fact that you are out doing something you love to do. And if you really need a ball that only flies straight to attain that satisfaction…then you, my friend, are no lover of golf (or any other sport for that matter).

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: ball, polara, rules, USGA

POLL: U.S. Open…Public or Private?

April 15, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 4 Comments

Fellow Americans, is this not land of the free? So, why is this years U.S. Open being held at a private course? I understand it’s at the Congressional Country Club in Bethesda but that doesn’t make it any better. In fact it makes it worse. Let me break this down…

Last time I checked “U.S.” meant the United States, our country. This should be our tournament. In the past they have held it at municipal courses and that’s the way it should be.

Diving deeper into this I realized that hosting tournaments at muni’s gives the game of golf such a unique position in the world of sports. What other sport allows regular old hacks, such as you and I, to play where the pro’s play. I really don’t see the Yankees letting the ol’ local Bronx beer league have their Thursday night softball games there. Never in a million years plus the beer can pyramid on top of the dugout might not bode well.

I think a lot of golfers would enjoy playing where their favorite golfer has played. I know I would. Not to mention it would probably attract more golfers and help out the declining golf market. According to the National Golf Foundation (NGF), they found that 37% of public courses have had to lower their course maintenance standards, and 71% have had to defer capital improvements in recent years due to financial considerations.* In a nutshell this means the courses are not kept as well as they should be…damn recession.

So what do you think?

Where should the US Open be played?

*Click here for the NGF story

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, PGA, u.s. open, us open, USGA

Sorry, You’re Banned From the Back Tees

November 30, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

The might be better from the back tees, but your golf game might suffer from back there (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
The view might be better from the back tees, but your golf game will suffer more from there (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

The view always seems better from the back tees, doesn’t it? I’ve played at some fantastic locations over the years and it never fails – the scenery just seems to “pop” more from back there.

I’ve photographed most of the courses I’ve played. I’m not much of a photographer, but I’ve taken a few winners in my day and I’m usually standing on the back tees when all my best photos are captured. I’ll even try and snap a few shots from the middle tees, but I always end up walking back for a better view.

The fact is, when you stand at the tips of a course, you’re seeing what the course architect intended you to see – how the hole is “really” supposed to look. Leave that championship tee box and the view, the hole…the entire feeling just loses something.

And what of the challenge? A golfing buddy once told me: “You have to play from the tips because if you don’t, you’re not really playing the golf course.” Is this true? It sounds reasonable – I don’t think many architects design a course from the greens back. Typically, they design it from the tips forward – positioning the middle and forward tees somewhat after the fact.

This all seems logical to me. Screw it! I’m playing the back tees from now on! I’ll take-in all the best views and test my metal on the true course layout! Boy, this is gonna be great! That is, of course, until I realize none of my tee shots are finding the fairway because; A) they’re either not long enough to make it over the caliche from back there or; B) I couldn’t successfully play a fade or draw around a corner to get it to the fairway.

You see, the reality is I have no business playing from back there, and neither do many of you. Yet I see it all too often. A couple of clowns who barely know how to hold a club are teeing it up from the tips. The result? A long afternoon on the course. Look, unless you know the course well, most average hacks should be teeing-off from the middle tees. For one, you won’t get frustrated because you shot 10 strokes over your average. Second, you won’t be holding up everyone on the course because of your struggles.

Heck, the USGA even came up with a rating system to help you decide which tee box you should play from. It’s called the Slope Rating. Want to learn more? Read my post from last year called “What the Crap is a Slope Rating?” This is something our pal Tom over at the golfnoise blog should have done before he and his buddies let the way they were dressed get in the way of which tee-box they played from.

So, should average golfers never get to experience the course the way it was intended to be experienced? Not necessarily. Last week I wrote about the joys of playing golf when very few people were out on the course. I mentioned that if no one is behind you, it’s OK to slow down and take in more of the scenery.

Next time there’s plenty of room between you the group behind you, this is a perfect time to try playing from the tips. If one group starts to catch up, let them play through. The less stress you put on yourself, the better you’ll play. Of course, don’t say I didn’t warn you when you shoot 10 strokes over your average from back there.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: back tees, championship tees, golfnoise, slope rating, the tips, USGA

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