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Rock n’ Roll n’…Golf?

December 2, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

A good common denominator between music and golf would have to be tempo. Obviously, most songs have a tempo and it is up to the musician to master the whole timing thing. Same thing in golf; the game has its own rhythm and the players focus on their tempo and timing. Could that be the reason why some rockers are excellent golfers?

Now please understand, the term “rocker” can be misconstrued. I mean, a few years back, Golf Digest did a ranking of the top 100 musicians who golf and came up with Kenny G. as number 1 (0.6 handicap). Mr. G. might not personify the rock star ideology with his mighty sax but he’s in the ball park, sort of.

If we want to talk about a rock star that golfs, I got one for you: Alice Cooper. This guy hits the course just as hard as he used to hit the bottle – at least six days a week. He’s been quoted as saying golf saved his life from alcohol addiction. Moreso, how he replaced one addiction with another, referring to his love for golf. If you’re wondering…he’s a 2 handicap.

I never really thought rock stars and golf could co-exist. I figured courses would shy away from the whole rock star lifestyle. You know, the boozing, cursing, tight leather pants and breaking stuff…wait a minute, that sounds like a normal outing for me.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Rock on!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Alice Cooper, golf, golf digest, golf stinks, golfstinks, Kenny G., Music and golf, rock n' roll

Black Friday

November 25, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Now that we’ve given thanks, our attention has turned to the next big event – Black Friday. Not for nothing but, what a dismal name to unofficially kick off the holiday shopping season. I mean it sounds like a cursed day. No? I’m sure there are a ton of people out there shopping right now that think so.


Black Friday means more than watching two people fight over the last half priced Gucci scarf. Although it is quite entertaining, just like watching those midnight shoppers come out of the store at day break looking like extras from “Dawn Of The Dead”. There is more to this day than just shopping, for me at least. It marks the end of my golf season here in the northeast.

I vote that this day be celebrated. We celebrate “ends” for other things i.e. Thanksgiving. Whereas if you didn’t know, celebrates the harvest which is the end of the growing season. We celebrate retirement, the end of our working days (for the most part). We also celebrate New Years. Sure you can say that it is a celebration for the new year but we celebrate it on the last day. The end of the year. The New Years anthem, Auld Lang Syne, is written in past tense and doesn’t really mention what’s to come rather what has happened.

Golf courses should follow in the Black Friday tradition and offer great deals. Oh I don’t know, greens fees half off maybe? Buy a round get one free perhaps…which is pretty much the same as half off. But you get the idea, right? There could be a closing ceremony in the 19th hole with ridiculous drink and food specials. A crazy band playing, people dancing on the bar, a few nut bags streaking on the 18th green. Oh man, it’s gonna be great! Weather permitting of course. Who’s with me?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Black friday, dawn of the dead, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, gucci, holiday season, new year's eve, retirement, thanksgiving

Golfercising

November 18, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Now that our golf season is pretty much over (in the Northeast at least), what can I do to keep myself in golf shape? I’m glad you asked. I’ve gathered some info from a couple trainers on a few exercises to keep fit in the cold winter months. Ironically, most golfers I know are in shape…that being of the “round” sort but hey, round is a shape.

If you breakdown the mechanics of the whole golf experience, you have many different movements affecting almost the entire body – such as the swing. This involves rotating of the upper body, use of the arms and shifting balance between the legs. For the most part, the better fit and trim you are, the more fluid and easier the swing is to perform. Insert John Daley joke here.

PLEASE NOTE: Do not, I repeat do not attempt the following exercises without consulting your physician. There…it’s officially posted for any moron that said we told them to do this.

Here’s a few routines to keep us strong and flexible and work those golf muscles:

Push-ups (and these aren’t your normal gym class push-ups buddy so pay attention):

Begin in a regular push-up position. As you push your body up, rotate your upper body and bring your right hand up behind you stretching to reach the ceiling so that your hands are in a vertical line. Simultaneously, bring your right knee as close to your chest as possible. Return to the push up position. Do a push up and repeat with your left hand. Try doing 3-4 sets till failure within 2 minutes

If this is too difficult, leave out the knee part and work up to it. If you are ambitious, use dumbbells.

Lunges:

Cross your arms to form an “X” across your chest as you stand with feet shoulder length apart. Step forward as you would with a normal lunge. As you lower your body, twist your torso to the right, straighten out and then return to a full upright position. Repeat with the other leg. As you get stronger and your balance develops, hold a weight across your chest to make it more challenging.

Do as many as you can in 1 minute intervals with a 15 second break in between for 5 minutes. Or do what you can and work up to a goal.

Cardio:

When it came to this area, I was told to “get my fat ass on a tread mill for good a 35-45 minutes or so.” If you don’t own a tread mill then get to steppin’ outside. What’s that, you can’t bear the cold winter weather? Suck it up, Sally! Dress in layers. They really stressed a good cardio workout at least 3-4 times a week. Make it a goal to be able to walk/jog 2-3 miles comfortably…more jog than walk though.

If you really can’t get outside and you don’t have a treadmill, be resourceful, use the stairs in your house and do a few sets up and down those. A good 20 minute romp on the staircase goes a long way.

Good luck!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Stay healthy.

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: cardio, exercise, golf, Golf Health, golf shape

Stop Bitching About Not Playing Enough Golf

November 16, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments

I’m a hypocrite. I’m the one who wrote the title of this post. I’m also the one doing most of the bitching.

To those who know I play golf, it’s the same old sob story – they ask how my golf season was and my answer, “that I’ve hardly played golf this year” sounds as though I’m someone in mourning.

And perhaps I am. I’m mourning the death of what was once a spring, summer and fall packed with golf nearly every weekend. But this year that’s all changed. I haven’t played since early August, which seems like eons ago. I explained the reasons for my dearth of golf in this post from September.

Autumn is typically my favorite time of year to play – the bright colors of New England trees, the crisp air – yet sadly this fall, I haven’t stepped one-foot on a tee-box, fairway or green. Not because of the gout (I’ve shed 15 pounds now and have been hobble-free for a few months), but for a multitude of other things, including a freak October snow storm.

My aguish over not playing has gotten so bad that I recently thought to myself; “so this is how it would be if I quit golf altogether.” Seriously, thinking of myself standing on a tee-box getting ready to hit is almost surreal for me these days…what was it like to hit a perfect tee shot on a bright sunny day? I’m not really sure I know anymore.

Ah, but this is all bull shit, isn’t it? We weekend hacks are stuck in a catch 22 – we don’t play enough so we are hacks. We’re hacks because we don’t play enough. We could go on and on. But the truth is we are husbands, wives, fathers, mothers, homeowners, employees, supervisors, vice presidents and grandparents. In other words; we have lives.

And in most cases, the parenting, managing and maintenance takes precedence over golf – not just because these things have to come first, but often because we want them to come first (like spending time with my 1-year-old, for instance). Would we love to be out on the course more often? Of course. Is that realistic? Not for many. So we lace-up the soft spikes when we can and sign a scorecard that ends up looking like we went bowling instead. It is what it is.

So when you do get a chance to play, why beat yourself up over how bad you shoot? The fact that you’re out there having fun; enjoying the day; enjoying the camaraderie; and having some “me” time – isn’t that really what this game is all about?

Yes, I’ve played only 7 times this season and yes, I’ve complained about it.

But I’m a hypocrite no longer.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: bowling, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, gout, scorecard

The PGA, WWE or A Three Ring Circus?

November 9, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Every so often I like to check in and see what is going on in the professional world of golf. It never ceases to amaze me the crap that actually happens. I get the feeling the PGA operates in a world of it’s own. I know, I know…sad.


Let’s start with Mr. Steve Williams. If you haven’t been following, Tiger’s ex-caddie blurted out a comment about his former boss at a recent caddies’ awards party. The comment might have been considered a racist slur but Woods confirmed Williams is not a racist. The part I find amazing is there’s actually a caddies’ awards party…interesting.

If it was baseball, basketball or football, forget it; the media coverage would rival that of the Kardashian wedding. The feds would have gotten involved and there would have been a hearing or two. Since it’s the PGA, the two spoke, shook hands and are moving forward like nothing happened.

Here’s what I think: This boisterous caddie loved the attention he was getting with Tiger. Now that it’s gone, he pulls this crap to be back in the spotlight. I don’t know about you but I foresee Williams being a candidate for another award…Jack Ass Of The Year. Let’s have a party for that.

Speaking of awards, the PGA has also decided to not award a 2011 Comeback Player Of The Year. Are they saving it for Tiger? Come on, there isn’t one person on the tour that can be a possible candidate? If I followed the tour I’m sure I could nominate someone. I find it hard to believe not one golfer on the tour deserves this.

What the heck is going on? I understand that this is not a prestigious award but I’m sure it will mean a lot to someone who busted their ass to make a comeback. No? So, what you are saying is that every pro golfer on the tour did exactly the same. I don’t get it…this is why I only check in every so often.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Keep it real.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, PGA, Steve Williams, tiger woods

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