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Proper Ball Care And Off-Season Usage

November 7, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Fellow hacks, we must must properly care for our balls during the cold months. It is important that our balls receive the T.L.C. they deserve. Our balls are a vital part to our success…on the course, of course. Get your mind out of the gutter!  A couple of important things to remember.

  • Keep them clean – Dirt that stays on golf balls for longer periods of time will be harder to clean.
  • Keep them at room temp – Too cold, no good. Too hot, no good. Room temp, just right! Balls stay better in proper conditions…like I had to tell you that.

Now that the golf season has ended, what else can I do with all these golf balls? Well, besides some indoor putting, I thought I would go over other uses for golf balls that you might not know. If you have a green thumb and care about the environment you can use old golf balls on the bottom of planters and flower pots. The spacing between them should give you good drainage.

If you are a handyman and golf fanatic it is fairly easy to make these into drawer and cabinet knobs. If your significant other thinks golf ball accents and motifs are too much you can tone it down a bit and keep it to your garage or work bench drawers.  

You know those knots in your mid or upper back? Well, golf balls could help. What you need:

  • a golf ball
  • a wall
  • you  

Place the golf ball on the problem area between your back and the wall. Apply some pressure by leaning against the ball and move in circular fashion. If this is too intense you may substitute a tennis ball…Sally. PLEASE NOTE: I am not a medical professional and not responsible for any injury you may inflict on yourself.

If you know of any other uses for golf balls please share them.

Hit’ em long…yell FORE!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: alternative golf ball uses, golf, golf balls, golf season

Chip Shots: Stinking At Golf Takes Work.

October 11, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

It’s no secret stinking at golf takes work, dedication and effort.  Think about it. You plan your outing then hack up a track while lugging your clubs around. For what, to lose a good 4 to 5 hours off your life? Most of us don’t play enough to be good and the ones that do still stink for the most part. I understand we enjoy it but when it comes down to brass tacks – our stinky play takes some work man!

I must be venting because the season is winding down for me. I’ll have new hope come spring time.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Charles Barkley, golf, golf season, golf stinks, Hank Haney

More Crazy PGA Playoff Ideas

January 9, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 4 Comments

I’m sitting here watching the NFL Playoffs and I catch a commercial or two for a golf tournament. A golf tournament? Are you kidding? They say this is the first tournament of 2012. Well, I guess it is. It’s just earlier than I expected. For cryin’ out loud, the last tournament of 2011 just wrapped up a month ago! But now, along comes the Hyundai Tournament of Champions.

Someone help me because I don’t know – Has golf always been a year round sport on the professional level? Wouldn’t that cause fans to become a bit “golfed out?” I know it would for me. I mean, the off-season is one month long? Sorry, but that’s just not long enough. As much as I love football, I need the off-season. It gives me the break I need so I don’t get tired of a sport I love. If it was going on for eleven out of the twelve months of the year, I’d probably be bored of it.

Am I wrong, or would golf benefit from a shorter season? Do people get golfed out? I really don’t follow the tour, and that’s one of the reasons why. The season’s just too long. And I would have to imagine many of these tournaments are somewhat “inconsequential.” And if a tournament doesn’t really matter, then that diminishes the interest.

I think the PGA Tour as a whole could benefit from a shorter, more focused season. If there was some type of a playoff system, then I’m sure every individual tournament could mean much more to both the fans, as well as the players themselves.

Further, if the season were to be shorter and a playoff system instituted, then due to the importance of each tournament, players would be less apt to skip any, thus creating a better chance at a star-studded field every weekend. Could you imagine Tom Brady just sitting out two or three games because they don’t matter? Yeah, I know that some NFL teams will sit a couple of players during the last week of the season, but that’s 1 game in 16.

Let’s look at the PGA Tour numbers. Last year there were 50 tour stops. 50! Now, there were four weekends on which two tournaments were played. So, since you can’t be in two places at once, that leaves 46 potential tournaments to play. Now, of the 445 players who played in a PGA Tournament last year, only 26 of them played in 30 or more tournaments, with the most being 35. So, even the player who played most often still skipped 11 tournaments! Doesn’t that just get on your nerves – that players pick and choose when they want to play? That’s like Aaron Rodgers sitting himself for four games, or Kobe Bryant sitting himself for twenty. What if Albert Pujols didn’t play in over 40 games because they just weren’t important enough? Are you serious?! It’s ridiculous, but it happens week in and week out during the PGA season.

How about if that was eliminated? How could it be you ask? Make every tournament matter. Trim the fat and streamline the schedule. Make it so more players play in more tournaments. Make them count toward an end of season playoff for a real championship.

I’ve got several ideas to get this done. Besides this one, I’ve previously discussed a road to an actual PGA Championship as well as a championship itself. Someday I’ll figure out how to get these combined into one revolutionary idea. And someday, maybe the right people will take it into consideration. Hey, after all, I’m just trying to help!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Aaron Rodgers, Albert Pujols, golf season, golf stinks, golf tournament, golfstinks, Hyundai Tournament of Champions, nfl, NFL playoffs, PGA TOUR, Tom Brady

A New Way To Spark The Golf Economy

November 28, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

I don’t feel like getting into the mathematics or science of it, but lets just say the golf industry is continuing to struggle.

According to the last Rounds Played Report from the NGF (2009-2010, because 2011 is obviously not over yet and therefore cannot yet be analyzed), the number of rounds played in the U.S., including both public and private courses, dropped by 2.3% – the largest drop since 01-02 (3%). This marks the fourth consecutive year, as well as the seventh of the past eight, that rounds played has dropped.

Again, I’m not going to attempt to explain the math, but according to the numbers I’ve looked up, these drops in rounds have worked out to an average loss per course throughout the country of $48,000 per year. All total, you’re looking at a loss of roughly $117 million dollars per year being spent on rounds of golf. With numbers like that, it’s no wonder private courses are going public and publics are going under.

So what can be done? Well what if there were more opportunities to play? What if you just had a little more time to play? Take for instance the Thanksgiving holiday. Many people had a four-day weekend (not me, but many). Now, a four-day weekend is pretty rare. But even the occasional three-day weekend provides ample opportunity to gain an extra day of golf during the year. Problem with Thanksgiving is, it’s usually too cold here in the northeast to get out and play at all.

It seems what’s needed is a new three-day weekend. One to take place during golf season. And being that the state of the game is what it is, the USGA may want to lobby for this as well. Personally, my vote would be for August. I know June doesn’t have any three day weeknds either, but with Memorial Day occuring late in May and Independence Day falling at the beginning of July, I can make it through June. But with the gap between the 4th of July and Labor Day, that’s a much longer period of time to go without a day off.

So, now that we’ve established August, what exactly are we going to celebrate? Well, there are several birthdays which occur in August that are worthy of some notoriety. Francis Scott Key for instance was born on August 1st. Three former presidents (Benjamin Harrison, Hoover and LBJ) were all born in August as well. Mother Teresa for cryin’ out loud! Surely Mother Teresa deserves a holiday in her name!

But I think there are two people who’s August birthday’s could be celebrated together. Two important Americans whom we all learned about while we were children in elementary school. Two people who’s names have become synonomous with searching for lost golf balls in the woods. Who are they you ask? None other than William Clark and Meriwether Lewis AKA Lewis & Clark.

Think about it. How many times have you seen your golfing buddies, or some people from another group ahead of you wandering the woods searching for their ball – “We’d probably have teed off by now if it wasn’t for Lewis & Clark searching for their balls in the woods.” Or “Check out Lewis & Clark mapping a trail to the green.”

Surely two great American pioneers together are deserving of one day to celebrate their accomplishments. After all, if not for Lewis & Clark, we may still not have discovered Omaha! And consequently, we may have never tasted those fantastic steaks! Culinarily speaking, where would we be then?!

Being that their birthdays fall on August 1st (Clark) and August 18th (Lewis), it seems to me like a good day to celebrate would be somewhere in the area of August 9th or 10th, with the actual observed holiday falling on the Monday or Friday closest. And just like that, we’ve given golfers an extra day of golf every summer.

So look what we’ve done here. We’ve gained an extra day off for our hard-working Americans, some recognition for two great pioneers, and an instant spark to the golf economy. What more could you ask for?

OK, we’ll work on June as soon as we get the one in August.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf industry, golf season, golf stinks, golfstinks, lewis and clark, ngf, omaha steaks, private course, public course, thanksgiving, USGA

Why Don’t We Tailgate For Golf?

November 21, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

I don’t know about you, but to me, going to a football game goes hand-in-hand with tailgating. I almost feel that if I go to a game and I don’t tailgate, somehow I’ve missed out on something. As a matter of fact, it’s been a good five or six years since I went to a game and I didn’t tailgate.

But to clarify, I don’t get the chance to go to many games, so it’s not like I’m a tailgating pro. On the contrary, a few times my buddies and I have managed to turn our big day into a comedy of errors! But, it’s still a good time nonetheless.

But it’s strange how tailgating seems to go only with football. For instance, I’ve never tailgated at any baseball game I’ve ever been to. Same for basketball, hockey,etc… Why is that? Is it a parking situation? I think that might have alot to do with it. It seems for football games,I’ve parked in lots. But for all other sports, I’ve been in a parking garage, took a train to the game or parked on the street somewhere. None of these are really conducive to tailgating. But you know what sport is? Golf.

Think about it. When you go to a golf tournament, the opportunity to tailgate is tremendous! Here in the northeast, golf season occurs during grilling season anyway, so the weather is probably on the nicer side. Also, I’d say that chances are you’re not parking in a garage, taking a train in, or parking on a busy city street. Any golf tournament I’ve ever attended had me parked in a large field/lot…perfect for tailgating!

So why has tailgating never taken off with golf? If it’s such a fun tradition for football, then why not find the time to do it during a summer sport as well? I think I may try to start up a little something new next year. The Travelers Championship will be taking place in the area next June. Maybe instead of my buddies and I bringing just a pair of comfortable sneakers, we’ll pack up some burgers, dogs, a grill and a few brews!

Maybe we can start a new tailgating tradition. A summer tailgating tradition. Maybe we can start up a whole new trend! And hey, even if it turns out to be not all that great, it sure beats being stuck inside paying $7 for a beer and $6 for a pathetic looking burger wrapped in aluminum foil, right?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: football, golf season, golf stinks, golf tournament, golfstinks, tailgating, Travelers Championship

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