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Golf Has The Best Sayings

December 5, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Even though he missed the ball, it still beats sitting in the office... (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Even though he missed the ball, it still beats sitting in the office… (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

If we take a look back into the history of sports,  we will undoubtedly find quite the collection of memorable quotes, phrases and sayings. Whether motivational, inspirational, funny whatever, these groups of words have withstood the test of time and are often repeated to this day. I’m willing to bet that 95% of all bosses, managers, team leaders or coaches have used at least one at some point.

That said, I want to refer back to the title because of all the sports, golf has the best sayings. I mean, we can take some of the greatest sayings in sports like Wayne Gretzky’s “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”  Don’t get me wrong, it’s great and all but for some reason it just doesn’t hit home. It’s like you hear it, it sinks in and then a few moments later it’s forgotten.

In general, the goal of these quotes is to give us something to live by. The problem is that most of them came from famous superstars. People that the average joe don’t necessarily relate to. Now, if we shift our attention over to something us hacks understand, you will see my point.

For example, the saying “A bad day of golf is better than a good day at work.” Ah ha! You see where I’m going. It doesn’t say a bad day of baseball, football, basketball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse or friggin’ cricket is better than a good day of work, does it? No, it’s golf. Now, who do you think said that? By process of elimination, I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say a non professional athlete of the working class. In other words…one of us. Thank you very much!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

P.S. This was in no way a shot at Mr. Gretzky. He’s an incredible golfer and a pretty big advocate for the game. Not too shabby at hockey either I heard…

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf sayings, sports, wayne gretzky

Golf…Can’t Live With It, Can’t Live Without It.

January 14, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Why is this game so complicated? In order to answer that question we need to take a look back at its roots. We need to understand the foundation it was raised on.

So, when you combine something like single-malt scotches, bagpipes and skirts…excuse me…kilts, there’s your answer…just kidding! But I have an inkling that the scotch was fundamental in creating golf.

The complexity of this game always amazes me. You can run yourself ragged one day on the course and the next day it’s a walk in the park. I guess all those sayings golfers have are true. Here’s a few of my favorites:

  • The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
  • I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
  • Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
  • Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
  • Golf can drive me nuts and bring me joy at the same time and I guess it’s this love-hate relationship that keeps me coming back.

    Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! When’s this snow gonna melt…?

    Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf history, golf sayings, golf stinks, golfstinks, humor, scotch

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