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Golf Has The Best Sayings

December 5, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Even though he missed the ball, it still beats sitting in the office... (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Even though he missed the ball, it still beats sitting in the office… (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

If we take a look back into the history of sports,  we will undoubtedly find quite the collection of memorable quotes, phrases and sayings. Whether motivational, inspirational, funny whatever, these groups of words have withstood the test of time and are often repeated to this day. I’m willing to bet that 95% of all bosses, managers, team leaders or coaches have used at least one at some point.

That said, I want to refer back to the title because of all the sports, golf has the best sayings. I mean, we can take some of the greatest sayings in sports like Wayne Gretzky’s “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”  Don’t get me wrong, it’s great and all but for some reason it just doesn’t hit home. It’s like you hear it, it sinks in and then a few moments later it’s forgotten.

In general, the goal of these quotes is to give us something to live by. The problem is that most of them came from famous superstars. People that the average joe don’t necessarily relate to. Now, if we shift our attention over to something us hacks understand, you will see my point.

For example, the saying “A bad day of golf is better than a good day at work.” Ah ha! You see where I’m going. It doesn’t say a bad day of baseball, football, basketball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse or friggin’ cricket is better than a good day of work, does it? No, it’s golf. Now, who do you think said that? By process of elimination, I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say a non professional athlete of the working class. In other words…one of us. Thank you very much!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

P.S. This was in no way a shot at Mr. Gretzky. He’s an incredible golfer and a pretty big advocate for the game. Not too shabby at hockey either I heard…

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf sayings, sports, wayne gretzky

The Golf Celebrity Scene?

April 4, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

red-carpetEvery so often I like to peruse through various golf publications in search of interesting stories or events. Recently, I came across the new issue of Golf Digest and had to do a double take to make sure it actually was Golf Digest. This month’s cover belongs to none other than Mr. Wayne Gretzky’s daughter, Paulina.

Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not complaining. It was just something unexpected. Normally, you wouldn’t assume an attractive woman in work out gear showing skin would be on the cover of a golf magazine. Although she was holding a golf club which, I’m sure, justifies it for many but for some reason I have a feeling this will not go over well with certain groups.

Golf Digest Editor-in-Chief Jerry Tarde released a statement saying “Paulina ranks at the high end of the golf celebrity scene today…She also might get some new people interested in the game.” Hmmmm…ranks high on the golf celebrity scene and might get some new people interested in the game…interesting.

My concern is that this might not relate to the average hacks that make up 99.9% of golfers. There’s no denying she’s a beautiful woman but the whole celebrity scene thing is out of my league. It just doesn’t register with me. I mean, maybe it’s because I’m not in that scene but let’s be real, how many are?

However, I do think Golf Digest is on to something. They were obviously going after the majority of the golf population with this cover but with some fine tuning they could probably cover almost the whole demographic.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: Dustin Johnson, golf digest, paulina gretzky, wayne gretzky

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