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Does Augusta Think Girls Have Cooties?

April 6, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

When I was a kid our families would get together at our grandmother’s house every Sunday. Coming from a large Italian family, this was a good way for all the aunts, uncles and cousins to see each other. Just like clockwork the older members would sit around the kitchen table drinking espresso and pick at some sort of cake or pie while the cousins would go off and play. And just like clockwork, the boys would either make some sort of a make-shift fort in the backyard or occupy a back room and then implement a “no girls allowed” policy.

This story reminds me of Augusta National Golf Club. A male-only golf club since opening in 1933. Here’s the kicker; a woman can play Augusta only if she is invited by a member but can’t become a member. What’s so secretive that only 300 or so “invited” male members are privy to? Well, well, well Augusta…the day of reckoning has come.

In the past, IBM’s CEOs were normally given memberships to the club (Note: IBM sponsors the tourney). But what if IBM’s CEO is female? Uh-oh! Enter Virginia Rometty. IBM’S new CEO and guess what? She’s a women. Sounds like Augusta is in a little bit of a pickle. Not to mention, Obama and Romney (in a rare instance) both agreed they should allow female members. Yikes, talk about pressure.

I’m pretty sure if women really wanted to be granted membership at Augusta they could get it. Females are damn good at persuasion. How often does a woman buy a man an engagement ring? There you go. I’ll bet if women used a bit of third grade reverse psychology it might work. You know, “We don’t want to be in your stupid club anyway…it smells. We’re starting our own.” The boys laugh it off and tell the girls to go start their own club but in the back of their minds they really want to know what the girl club is doing. Then the boys notice “Hey, they have sandwiches and cake. We don’t have sandwiches and cake.”

I like sandwiches and cake.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Related posts: Male-Only Golf Clubs: Sexist Bastards or Constitutional Right?

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: augusta national, barack obama, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, IBM, men-only golf clubs, Mitt Romney, The Masters, Virginia Rometty

Record Broken at The Masters..

April 10, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

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Matteo Manassero (photo by Vinod Divakaran / CC BY 2.0)

No, it does not consist of how many women a golfer has slept with. As a matter of fact, Tiger is not even involved in this.

Check out this tidbit the AP reported: “Italian 16 year-old Matteo Manassero became the youngest player to ever make the cut at the Masters, sinking three long par putts on the back nine Friday to finish at 3-over—right on the cutline. Manassero has now made the cut at both his majors, having tied for 12th at last summer’s British Open. “I always want to stay levelheaded since that’s the education that my parents gave me,” he said. “My parents help me also in this period to stay more level. But I dream for something like the Masters.” So do older golfers, and they don’t have his track record.

Manassero, who last summer became the youngest winner in the 124-year history of the British Amateur, shattered Augusta National’s previous record for youngest player to make the cut. South African Bobby Cole was about a month shy of his 19th birthday when he made it in 1967. Manassero is also the first amateur to play the weekend since 1999.And he’s the lone teenager out of the four in this year’s field to make the cut.”

Now, I’m not knocking Tiger’s return or his warm welcome by the fans. It’s just that I noticed how this feat by Manassero got pushed to the back burner because the prodigal son has returned. You know last time I checked, there weren’t too many 16 year olds making there way around Augusta National for a crack at the green jacket. Know why? BECAUSE IT’S THE FIRST F%@$IN’ TIME…EVER!

Kudos to you, Matteo! From one Paesano to another, in bocca al lupo!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: augusta national, matteo manassero, The Masters, tiger woods

Would You Play a Brown Golf Course?

February 3, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 5 Comments

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Is this golf course burned or intentionally left to brown? (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Imagine this: You and your golf buddies have saved all year to take a winter golf trip down to the Sunshine State. Naturally, you’ve picked the courses based on how lush and green they look on their respective websites. You’ve packed the clubs, boarded your flight, touched-down to 80-degree weather and arrived on the first tee…only to find a lot more brown than you expected.

WTF? Well, you may be looking at a new reality in golf…but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

“The problem with golf is one of expectations. The ‘Augusta effect’, by which golfers at courses around the world come to identify a certain look with perfection, and to believe that they should get that look wherever and whenever they play…”

The quote above was taken from the April 2008 edition of Golf Course Architecture. The article highlights the environmental issues with overseeding – a common practice at golf courses to keep grass (bermuda grass in most cases) looking lush during the winter months.

To overseed, courses use many resources, not-the-least of which is water. Not only is the practice wasteful, but it’s expensive. But now with the economy struggling, many golf courses simply can’t afford the extra water, seed and irrigation. What’s more, labor and fertilizer costs become pricey because overseeding leads to more weeds and increased risks associated with preparing the course for spring. As a result, some courses have stopped the overseeding process altogether, which saves the course money but diminishes lushness and that bright green grass we as golfers have come to expect.

But brown grass doesn’t equal bad grass. In the December 2009 issue of Golf Magazine, Dr. Stacey Bonos suggests that being brown “doesn’t mean the grass is unplayable.” In fact, the author of the Golf Course Architecture article exclaims this type of grass “is a fantastic playing surface, tight, firm and bouncy, with great rollout.” So really, we just need to get over that brown color. Dr. Bonos adds: “…agronomists and course superintendents have been working to alter the mind-set of golfers and clubs, who have come to expect grass to be pure green.”

In addition, the USGA’s Green Section Record recently published an article entitled “Breaking the Winter Green Addiction” that blames course marketing materials for sending the wrong impression:

“Flip through the pages of any golf or travel magazine and there will be numerous advertisements with photos of lush, green, highly manicured Florida golf courses. The majority of these pictures are taken during the summer, when grass is actively growing and indeed lush and green.”

The article points out that tourists want to play golf in Florida during the fall, winter and spring – when the courses’ natural state would not be so lush or green – which is why courses started overseeding in the first place. But reversing the overseeding trend is not limited to Florida. Many courses in the US – including the south and southwest – and also many courses internationally are slowly reducing their overseeding process.

That being said, I’ve spoken with Spanish golf environmental consultant Alejandro Nagy, who supports letting courses go brown for about three months of the year. In a recent article on elperiodigolf.com, Mr. Nagy reports that due to the “complicated climate” on the Iberian Peninsula, courses use just one grass type for both summer and winter play – adding that despite an “ugly face” during the winter, the courses have the same playability.

So does this mean our winter golf getaways will be tarnished by beige blades of grass? Not necessarily.

Alternative water sources, such as effluent water and seawater, can be used on courses for far less money than typical water sources – helping to reduce water waste. But this solution has drawbacks too – like the adverse reaction many types of grass have to saltwater. Nevertheless, studies are currently underway to ascertain which types of grass work best with alternative water supplies.

In the meantime, it appears we may have to endure aesthetics that are not exactly up to our “Augusta” expectations. But everything I’ve read for this post claims that’s a good thing – the challenge is to get average golfers to embrace this notion too. And being an average guy myself, who am I to disagree? I say bring on the brown!

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: alejandro nagy, augusta national, elperiodigolf, environment, golf course architecture, green section record, overseeding, USGA

Do Golf Course Rankings Matter?

January 20, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

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Augusta National is among the top courses in the world (photo by Dan Perry / CC BY 2.0)

Surely for the average golfer, the thought of playing golf’s most celebrated courses is a fun thing to daydream about. To this end, some golf-related publications produce a “top course” list for us to ponder while stuffed in our cubicles or reclining on our porcelain thrones.

But beyond the “daydream” factor, do these lists merely serve as a badge of honor for the courses they contain? And furthermore, how accurate can they be? Golf Magazine and Golf Digest probably produce the most popular “top course” lists. A look inside how they compile their rankings sheds light on some flaws in their methodology.

Let’s first look at Golf Magazine’s method: Golf Magazine uses just 100 panelists to compile the top courses for the entire world. How can this be? There’s over 30,000 golf courses in the world, how can 100 people play them all? Answer: They can’t, and they don’t. You see, Golf Magazine has already narrowed that 30,000 down to around 400. How? They’re not saying. Nevertheless, we now have 400 courses for these 100 people to play and rank. But wait, not all 100 people have played these 400 courses. What? That’s right – the 100 panelists have not played all the courses. As such, panelists can only vote for courses they have played. Also, course architects and course owners on the panel (why are these people on the panel in the first place?) can’t vote for courses they are affiliated with (is it me or is this starting to get a little hairy?).

Meanwhile, Golf Digest’s method is even more vague, which is a little alarming seeing as they produce more lists (including one for top public courses and one for best new courses). At least they have an expanded range of panelists (more than 900 men and women) and grade courses on seven different criteria – but that’s about all we know. Who are these 900 people and how are they chosen? What courses do they play and how is that determined?

Perhaps most intriguingly, neither magazine considers price when calculating its rankings. While it makes sense to compile a list strictly based on course quality, it would also be nice to see a “Top 100 Under $100” list, or at least one that takes greens fees into consideration (for its part, Golf Digest does sort its top 100 public tracks by price, but only 20 of them are under $100).

The reality is, most of the courses on these lists include private and/or pricey facilities that do little more than mock us – relegating our daydreams to improbable realities. The likelihood of an Average Joe playing more than one or two top courses in his/her lifetime is slim-to-none (if you do, you write a book about it and/or spend nearly a quarter million dollars to play them all). Alas, for most of us, we must walk Amen Corner in our minds and then digress back to our everyday lives.

So considering the sketchy methodologies and the general uselessness of these lists, does any of it really matter? Sure, I guess its nice to daydream, or to boast that you’ve played one of the “top 100.” But as for practical purposes; Give me a list of courses I’d be able to start booking tee-times at tomorrow.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: augusta national, golf digest, Golf Magazine, greatest courses, top 100 courses

A Golfer’s Dream: How A Regular Guy Played Golf Digest’s Top 100

October 15, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

agolfersdreamAbout five years ago, I set-out on a quest to play every 18-hole golf course in my state that granted tee-times to non-members (there are 66 of them); I still have one to go, but have been dragging my feet because the course is semi-private and only allows non-members to play a few rounds on weekdays.

Nevertheless, having undertaken my own quest, I was excited to read Larry Berle’s 2007 book: A Golfer’s Dream – How a Regular Guy Conquered The Golf Digest List of America’s Top 100 Golf Courses. But now that I’ve read the book, not only does my own quest seem rather inconsequential, but the fact I haven’t completed it seems utterly ridiculous.

Over the course of ten years, Mr. Berle networked, charmed and sweet-talked his way onto the greatest golf tracks in the country – and he had a blast the entire time. Now don’t get me wrong, he never finagled his way onto any of these courses (Mr. Berle does not strike me as a man of deception) but he used every honest means possible to gain access and was usually successful…and sometimes lucky.
The web of people Larry needed to accomplish his quest was vast – and sometimes hard to follow, but it was amazing reading his colorful tales on how he came to play each course, while thanking those who helped him along the way. On many private courses, he was required to play with a member – and normally this was someone he had never met before – yet these people were gracious-enough to sponsor him after hearing of his quest through a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend.
Interestingly, one of Mr. Berle’s more useful connections was a man from New York he called “John.” John was a member at a few extremely exclusive clubs – ones that he unlocked for Larry to play on. But John wished to remain anonymous in Mr. Berle’s book – never wanting fellow members to know he was helping an outsider gain access to these courses. And he never met Mr. Berle either, instead orchestrating Larry’s tee-times over the phone.
Mr. Berle played 24 of the top 100 courses with his wife, Annie, including Spyglass, Pebble Beach, and Whistling Straits. He played several with his pal Jeff, who had his pilot’s license and flew he and Larry to some of the courses in his 6-seat, prop-plane. And he played only a couple with his close friends – playing many alone or with no-one he knew at all. But he seemed fine with that – he became a connoisseur of golf course architecture (he has grown rather fond of Tom Fazio designs) and learned how to be a very gracious guest (which was something he took great pride in when meeting new golfers willing to host him).
I had the opportunity to speak with Larry recently and asked him what his favorite course was on the top 100 – you know, the one that slows time, brings you to that special place and makes you think “yeah, this is why I play this game.” Without hesitation, he named Cypress Point. And in talking to Larry, you realize this accomplishment is something that defines his very character. He lights-up like a kid in a candy store when talking about his adventure. He remembers details most golfers would never remember on a course, and he himself looks back in disbelief that he actually completed such an undertaking.
A Golfer’s Dream is a heartening story of personal accomplishment and strong perseverance. As golfers, we’ve looked at the top 100 lists and dreamt about playing them all – Augusta, Pine Valley, Winged Foot – and then brushed the notion aside, labeling it a pipe dream. Kudos to Mr. Berle for proving us wrong, and kudos to him for sharing this triumph with golfers everywhere.
As for me, there’s the matter of one golf course left to play – this one’s for you, Larry.
You can purchase “A Golfer’s Dream” by Larry Berle HERE.

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: a golfer's dream, augusta national, book review, cypress point, golf book, golf digest, larry berle, Pebble Beach, pine valley, spyglass, tom fazio, top 100 golf courses, whistling straits, winged foot

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