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Why I Would Never Play Golf With Tiger Woods

July 25, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

Part of your profile page on Golfstinks.com is to list your dream foursome – who you would most want to play golf with. I’ve gotta say, many of you include Tiger Woods in your group.

I mean I get it, the guy is good and somewhat legendary now too. And despite his off-course licentiousness, he will probably still go down as one of the greatest golfers to ever walk the fairway.

But I wouldn’t play one round with him.

First things first – this has nothing to do with the fact that he’s a tremendouly better golfer than I am. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I stink, so it doesn’t matter to me if you’re a 2 handicap or scratch (or Tiger). I’m not intimidated…I just enjoy playing my own game.

The reason why I wouldn’t play golf with Tiger is he takes the game way too seriously. Now I know what you’re thinking: “But that’s his job – he needs to take it seriously.” Of course it’s his job and he should take it serious…but he doesn’t have to act like an ass.

For example, I’m watching The Open Championship this past weekend and he’s out there acting like a fool. Telling people who are 15 feet behind him to move further because their shadow might be in his peripheral vision. He’s dropping F-bombs on the tee; shouting “God Almighty” after hitting a shot into a bunker; getting pissed at himself for not living up to his expectations. What a bunch of stress that is.

He could be gracious, you know – Take things in stride. It shouldn’t matter that a bunch of money is on the line. So you hit one into the bunker, big deal – go get up an down. And guess what – he actually holed-out from that bunker – see, why did he get so upset in the first place?

I’ve posted about people like this before – those that get angry on the course and put a damper on things. Maybe Tiger isn’t affecting his playing partner’s game, but he’s on TV looking like a pompous ass riding his emotional roller coaster.

Those emotional displays can’t be good for people new to the game either. If I were a golf newbie, I would think: “Wow, if one of the world’s best gets that upset, I’m going to be miserable playing this game!”

But let’s get back to my original statement – that I wouldn’t play golf with him. I can understand those of you who would jump at the chance to tee-it-up with Tiger. Getting an opportunity to play with one of the best ever – that would be a story for the grandkids.

But my story to the grandkids would be a bit different. My story would be about getting out on the links and just enjoying yourself. As you take your clubs out of the trunk, remember to replace them with your stress, frustration and whatever else you might want to get off your back for the next few hours. Golf is a game – you should have fun playing it.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: angry, foursome, frustration, fun, golf, the open championship, tiger woods

Hey! I’m Trying to Relax Over Here!

March 21, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

The freaking work week is grueling, isn’t it? Take yesterday for example; I boot up my computer at 9AM and the next thing I know it’s 5:30PM and I haven’t even had lunch yet. Sure, the day goes by fast when you’re busy, but come on!

Like you, I have a regular, 40+ hour a week job in a field unrelated to golf. All day I’m on the phone with internal sales people and external clients talking about statistics, quotes and contract parameters. I’m a public relations consultant at a large media relations firm trying to help corporate communicators do their job better. And, as you may have been able to tell, a good portion of my day is spent trying to win new business.

Not sure how many of you are in sales, but man – it’s hectic. So hectic, in fact, that a Friday evening doesn’t mean it’s time for fun, as much as it means I have two days “off” before I have to work on Monday.

Thus in my world (and probably for many of you too), the weekends are for relaxing. Now, with a family and a home, obviously I can’t relax the entire two days, but I try to unwind whenever I can – and many times this comes in the form of golf.

Out on the course, it’s just me, the ball, my clubs and the course (this is starting to sound like The Legend of Bagger Vance). But seriously, with golf, I can simplify my life. My objective is clear: To relax. And if I don’t play well, it doesn’t matter. Nope – I’m just content to be out on the course. OK, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, everyone says that after a bad round.” But I really mean it – I want to play well, but if I don’t, it really doesn’t matter – to me, it’s all about relaxing.

But this doesn’t mean I don’t get mad out on the course, no sir. One of my biggest peeves is someone taking themselves way too seriously during a friendly round. Like the guy who swears up and down after an errant shot. Seriously? Or the person who throws their club in frustration after a double bogey. Really? I want to yell out: “Hey! I’m trying to relax over here!”

I love the people who hit one bad shot and it ruins their entire round – I mean, why do they even finish all 18 holes? If these people hit one into the pond on the second hole, they should immediately head back to the parking lot, put their clubs in the trunk and drive home. But do they? Nope. They continue on in misery for the next 16 holes and I have to listen to them complain the entire time. WTF?

Look, all I’m asking is if you’re frustrated about the way you’re playing, please keep it to yourself. I understand some people wear their emotions on their sleeve, but let’s try to show a little self control here folks.

Golf is supposed to be fun and believe it or not, some of us are out there to relax and unwind. We don’t want to play with the guy who thinks he belongs on tour and is irate over not breaking 100 that day (he really expects us to take him seriously after saying: “I don’t know what happened – I usually shoot in the 70’s”).

What ever happened to just enjoying your round? Do we really need to witness you kicking the golf cart’s guts in with your soft spikes just because you left a 3-foot putt short? Talk about giving yourself high blood pressure – you labor all week and then have to deal with this crap on your day off?

Sigh. But I digress. And for good reason too – I’ve got work in the morning!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: angry, fun, golf, mad, relax, work

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