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The Art of Drinking on the Golf Course

February 13, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 11 Comments

There’s a fine line between enjoying an adult beverage whilst playing a round of golf…and getting completely tanked; driving your cart into the pond on 15; and getting banned for life from that particular establishment.

There’s nothing worse than getting paired up with (or playing behind) a couple of sauced golfers. Drinking and golf can go hand-in-hand, but there’s an art to it. The trick is to drink enough to relax and enjoy yourself, but not so much that you can’t remember your round.

If you’re one of those people (and trust me, they exist) who have to get drunk when they play golf, perhaps you should sell your clubs on eBay and use the money to buy a keg. Seriously, for those people, on some level of their subconscious, golf is meaningless. So when they do play, they have to drink to make it fun.

But, for those of us who really love to golf, drinking in moderation can be a nice way to get more enjoyment out of your round. For example, we were exchanging tweets with @GolfMonger last week about how his foursome doesn’t have very good cart golf etiquette:

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“But the beer is always cold.” I love that line. I mean, you could be having the worst round of your life, but if the cooler you strapped to the cart back in the parking lot is still dispensing ice-cold brew on the 18th, then all is right in the world. Why?

We need to think of golf in terms of “a lot of different enjoyments in life coming together for one experience.” Let’s combine the pleasures of going on a walk in the woods; with the camaraderie you feel amongst good friends; along with the competitiveness of playing sports – this is what golf is.

If your group of friends also happens to enjoy a few beers while being in each other’s company, then tossing that into the mix makes all the sense in the world. And this is a very important lesson to learn about golf: Your score is not the point…having fun is. You don’t have to be a good golfer to love golf – you just have to enjoy playing golf.

Just don’t get plastered – after all, there’s an art to drinking on the golf course.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: beer, cart golf, drinking, enjoyment, life

Michael Phelps, Deer Antler Velvet & Getting Drunk.

February 1, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

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Oh Mr. Stag, mind if I have some of that velvet for my golf game? (photo by Mehmet Karatay / CC BY-SA 3.0)

What the…? Yesterday, I decided to see what’s new in golf and in doing so, the headlines had me shoot soda out of my nose because I was laughing so hard. I feel like I have been under a rock with the happenings in pro golf. I don’t even know where to start.

Well, for starters I see the headlines “Phelps signs with Ping”. I’m thinking to myself how funny it would be if this was Michael Phelps…it was. Ok, he must be a pretty damn good golfer to be picked up by Ping or is it some marketing ploy to have famous people endorsing your product? Although, Phelps does have aspirations to return to the Olympics in 2016 only this time as a smoker…I mean golfer. Oops…

What really had me in hysterics was the story of Vijay Singh pulling out of the Phoenix Open because he was taking some deer antler velvet concoction. I do admire the honesty this man has but really, deer antlers? Maybe this deer antler velvet potion contains a substance that could be a performance enhancing drug but come on Vijay, everybody knows a tall glass of bull urine is the way to go before a round! Just ask John Daly, oh wait that’s vodka.

Speaking of the Phoenix Open and John Daly, a buddy of mine that lives in the area mentioned he will be attending today’s activities at the TPC Scottsdale. Pretty cool! I wouldn’t mind being there this weekend. An event like that has got to have a ton of stuff to check out. So I asked him what his plan of action was for today…his answer? Get drunk. WTF!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Deer Antler Velvet, John Daly, Michael Phelps, Phoenix Open, Ping, TPC Scottsdale, Vijay Singh

What Time Do You Play Golf?

January 30, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 8 Comments

Are you up at the crack of dawn to play golf? Because that's when I snapped this photo! (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Are you up at the crack of dawn to play golf? Because that’s when I snapped this photo! (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

My alarm went off at 5 a.m. on a Friday morning. Now I work from home, so typically I roll out of bed around eight to start work around nine. But on this particular Friday, I was up at the crack of dawn. Why? To play golf, of course.

An old work buddy (from my days in the office) whom I recently rekindled a friendship with was playing 9-holes that day and I was going to join him. His mission: Play golf and still stay out of the doghouse with his wife. So as many golfers do to avoid the scorn of their significant other, my pal decided to play first thing in the morning.

We were on the tee at 6 a.m. and back home before 9 a.m.. It was golf, but not as I knew it. I was tired; chilly; and still had a full day of work ahead of me. But there were no complaints from either of our wives. We played golf under the radar and avoided that “look” – you know, that “look” you get when you remind your non-golfing wife on Saturday morning that you’re playing golf all day.

But was it worth it? Meh, the jury is still out for me. But perhaps it’s because my non-golfing wife is a bit more understanding (I typically get to play in the middle of the day on a weekend – especially if it’s only 9-holes). But if that wasn’t the case, perhaps squeezing in 9 before 9 would work for me.

Anyway, this all got me thinking about when other golfers play. Do you play at the crack of dawn or at a more normal morning hour? Do you play mid-day or save a few bucks with the twilight rate and hope to finish before sunset? Obviously, the POLL is in summer hours (when the day is long); but tell us what you do!

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Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 9 holes, dawn, poll, sunset, twilight rate

The USGA Rule Book: Etiquette

January 16, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

How well do you know golf rules?
How well do you know golf rules?

Let me go out on a limb and state that most weekend golfers probably try to follow the USGA rules. Sure, we might not walk back to the tee to re-hit a ball that’s gone OB (or play a provisional). And we sometimes take mulligans and gimmies, but for the most part, we try to play the game right.

But do we really know the rules? I’m sure many of you have thumbed-through the USGA rule book, but have you read it cover to cover? Probably not. So in this continuing series, I’m going to write about stuff you find in the rule book – perhaps about things you’ve never even realized.

For example, did you know there is a section in the rule book about etiquette? It’s purpose is to explain how the game “should” be played. In fact, there’s a subsection entitled “The Spirit of the Game” that explains since there are no umpires or referees, it’s up to individual players to take on the responsibility of playing the game correctly.

Under the etiquette section, there are subsections on safety; distractions; and how to act on the green. There is also a good amount of space devoted to keeping the course in good condition – including in the bunkers. I mention bunkers because I always assumed you had to use a rake. But according to the rule book, you just need to “smooth over all holes and footprints.” Only if a rake is “within reasonable proximity” should it be used. Granted, I’ll probably still always use a rake, but it’s interesting to know if you’re in a rush, you can technically smooth the sand out with your foot (and not feel guilty about it).

One common sore spot in golf is slow play. Players (especially weekend hacks like me) are always feeling pressure to keep up the pace – either from the group behind me or from the ranger. I’m constantly striving to catch that elusive 4-hour round. In fact, I’ve written about how a comfortable pace is probably more like 5 hours.

But golf courses tell you it should be 4 hours – why? They make it sound like that’s what it’s supposed to be. But the interesting thing is the rule book doesn’t put a time limit on it! In fact, no where in the rules of golf does it say a round has to take 4 hours (or anywhere close to 4 hours). It simply says, “it is a group’s responsibility to keep up with the group in front.” Further, it defines not keeping up when the group ahead has one full hole between you. So if you’re putting-out on the 5th and the group in front is putting-out on the 6th, you’re still good!

But the rules do suggest some things I rarely employ. For example, how often do you allow the group behind you to play through? Do you do it if you’re looking for a lost ball? According to the rules, not only should you allow the group to play through, you should allow them to play through before you even begin your search! Yep, if you think you might use all of your allotted 5 minutes to search for a ball (and the group is on the tee behind you), you should allow them to play through immediately, not after you’ve been searching for a few minutes.

So while we tend to think of etiquette as the unspoken rules in golf, the USGA obviously has a lot to say about it. In fact, it’s the first section of their rule book! The definition of golf terms, which we’ll discuss in a separate post, is Section 2. Golf is a complicated game – but it’s still meant to be enjoyed. Know your etiquette!

Related Posts: The USGA Rule Book: Definitions

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: etiquette, golf rules, rule book, rules of golf, USGA

Extend Your Golf Career; Quit Skiing

January 7, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

Why risk injury when you can be lollygagging along on the golf course?
Why risk injury skiing when you can be lollygagging along on the golf course instead?

Have you ever wondered why some professional athletes have a clause in their contract that prevent them from participating in certain off-season activities?  For instance, some baseball players are not allowed to do things such as play a pickup basketball game.  I believe it was Roger Clemens who once had a clause in his contract stating he was not allowed to do the simple task of mowing his lawn.  But hey, when you’re paying a guy over $10 million a year, the last thing you want is for him to get hurt doing something outside of playing the sport you’re paying him to play.

Recently, I’ve penned a couple of posts about athletes from other sports taking up golf as a second sport, as well as golfers playing other sports.  But it’s Miguel Angel Jimenez who may have put those arguments for the golfers to rest after his recent skiing accident.

If you haven’t heard by now, a little over a week ago Jimenez broke his leg while skiing.  The result?  After surgery he’ll be unable to play for at least three months and possibly as long as five.  Now, that may be a bit of a stretch as far as the multi-sport athlete argument, but you would have to imagine what’s going through the minds of many GM’s in the major sports right now.  That’s one more clause that may have to be put into future contracts if it’s not already in there – no skiing.

For a golfer to have such an injury, I don’t think it will take much of a toll physically since the sport doesn’t exactly demand much stress on the body.  For golfers it’s more about the time away from the game and what it’s going to do to your swing.  But for players in more physically demanding sports that include running and hitting, an injury like that could be either career-ending or certainly career-debilitating at least.  Think former Chicago Bull Jay Williams who violated his NBA contract by riding a motorcycle, and subsequently crashing it, thus ending his NBA career.

NASCAR star Jimmie Johnson may have a bit of experience with a golf injury, although his occurred when he fell from a golf cart.  Supposedly Johnson actually fell from the top of a moving cart, injuring his wrist in the process which caused him to miss a month of racing.  Of course, the PGA Tour doesn’t use carts, and even if they did, something tells me they wouldn’t let you ride on top of one.  But, I guess if you’re going to act like a jackass, you get what’s coming.

Now since PGA Tour golfers are, in effect, “independent contractors,” there really isn’t anything to stop them from pursuing another sport or taking part in any off-the-course activities.  So it’s really a matter of risk of injury to themselves which would effectively take money out of their own pockets.  Jimenez could be out as long as five months.  If that’s the case, that’s five months worth of tournaments he’ll miss out on.

With that mentality in mind, it’s easy to see why golfers would not want to participate in other professional sports, but athletes from other sports may well consider golf as a second sport or one to consider upon retirement.  However, it seems one bit of advice might be to avoid skiing.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Jay Williams, Jimmie Johnson, Miguel Angel Jimenez, multi-sport athlete, professional athlete, Roger Clemens, skiing

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