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Reinjuring That Old…Golf Injury?

February 21, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

All stinky golfers "should" exercise...
All stinky golfers “should” workout…

Injuries are never a laughing matter, unless they deserve it. I do have to admit, hearing the word “injury” follow the word “golf” well…it might get a chuckle. You can probably classify these in the same category as a beer league softball injury. The real humor though lies in the person who was injured admitting how it happened.

Case in point, Mr. Justin Rose injuring his shoulder by throwing a golf ball to his caddie. Yes, you read it correctly. Back in 2013 at the Barclays, Rose threw his ball to his caddie irritating his shoulder. Justin my boy, this wasn’t the time or place to work on your split finger.  I do give him credit for uh, persevering (?) through this injury and completing the season.

People started to wonder what was up when he didn’t return to start the 2014 season and that’s when he came clean. I do have to give it to him again for manning up and telling the truth. I’m not too sure if I would admit that. Maybe something like “Yeah, I irritated an old MMA injury.” There, that’s better.

All jokes aside, golf can and does cause injuries. We need to learn how to prevent them. It’s all common sense too. You know, properly warm up, don’t over swing and stay within your limits. More importantly and often brushed aside by most of us hacks, muscle strengthening and building endurance.

Yeah I know, strength and conditioning training almost contradicts The American Golfers Man Code but let’s face it, we’re not getting any healthier downing hot dogs and finishing a six pack before the turn. The older and wiser I get the more I’m starting to understand moderation and balance, at least that’s what I tell myself.

That said, here’s to an injury free golf season!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: barclays, golf injury, Justin Rose

The Great Golf Ball Shortage Of ’78…

February 14, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

We could be playing golf here soon...
We could be playing golf here soon…

Sorry, never existed. Completely made up. It is a rather humorous phrase though…the great golf ball shortage of ’78. Speaking of shortages, recently the Northeast has had a bulls eye on it for snow. We’ve been pelted a few times and this is getting a little ridiculous. Actually, all these storms and adverse weather conditions have put many of our municipalities in a road salt conundrum. Basically, salt inventory is dangerously low and one or two more good storms and Main St will be a slip-n-slide. Fun.

You’re probably wondering where I’m going with this. So, this salt shortage got me thinking about how golf has never had a shortage. Right? If you play like me though it is very possible to have a temporary golf ball shortage. You see, golf itself has never had a shortage as far as equipment or accessories go. In fact, I’d be willing to bet there is a surplus every year. Hence the end of year, last year’s models and close-out sales.

However, golf is responsible to a point for a serious shortage – water. I’m pretty sure we’re all aware of how much water a course can suck up. Especially for courses in the southwest. The USGA reported 18 hole courses in the Southwest had an average yearly water bill of $107,800 in comparison to the $4000 – $7000 the rest of the country averaged. Holy crap!!

Interestingly, last year Golf Digest released a special report discussing this and what can be done to improve the situation. You will see in the article that it discusses Hunting Hawk Golf Course and how they only use rainwater collected on its property to irrigate. Pretty cool! Now we have to take this model and apply it worldwide.

Ok, water issue…check! Now where can I find salt…?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: environment, golf digest, hunting hawk golf course, USGA, water shortage

Golf, Dean Martin & Winter.

February 7, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Snow outside? Time to practice your putting... (photo by Dogflog / CC BY-SA 3.0)
Snow outside? Time to practice your putting… (photo by Dogflog / CC BY-SA 3.0)

I grew up listening to Dean Martin and his classic “Let It Snow”…love him to death. My problem is hearing that song in my head when two snowstorms smack you within a couple days of each other. Yes Dino, the weather outside is quite frightful but shoveling that crap is bull! I’m convinced this song is meant for people that are in school, grades K-12. Snow day!

Wait. Why can’t we enjoy our snow days too? Yes, shoveling does suck big time but why not make this negative a positive? Consider the shoveling some exercise for your golf swing. After a quick bite…and a nap, break out that putting mat and those plastic practice  golf balls and turn your snowed-in castle into a word class golf course.

Once the roads have been cleared enough to drive safely, another option would be to head out to an indoor golf facility or treat yourself to some new clubs. You know, a little custom fitting like the guys at Express Golf do in the UK. I wish there was something like that closer to me.

I guess the point here is that just because the weather or winter keeps us off the course it doesn’t mean we have to forget about golf. I do have to warn you though…the old lady wasn’t too fond of me when I was standing on the couch trying to explain to her my ball is in the “sandtrap”. And to make matters worse, I was out in 3…oof!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: dean martin, express golf, indoor golf facility, let it snow, winter golf

Really Enjoying Golf…

January 31, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Time for a little grass on the greens?
Time for a little grass on the greens?

Well, it’s been an interesting week so far. I would like to thank our readers for commenting on my post last week about making golf more enjoyable. In particular there are a couple that stuck out. For the first one, we’ll move on over to the Twitterverse and…well…see tweet below.

@golfstinks all u need to do is include a pitch n puff to your bag, check it out @ http://t.co/tq6dHPxLRf

— pitch-n-puff (@pitch_n_puff) January 28, 2014

How could I have gone all this time without a Pitch-n-puff? A solid brass tee! Talk about indestructible…wait, what? Oh, so you don’t actually use it to tee up a golf ball? It’s for what? Ooooohhhhh, I see. In that case, if your “golfing” with a pitch-n-puff in Colorado or Washington state you should be fine.

Next up, and boy am I excited about this, I received a voice mail from one of our readers, who just happens to be the one and only John Daly, stating how he likes to enjoy himself on the course. We’ve taken the liberty and transcribed the message below so everyone can read it, check it out.

“…Woo hoo! You golfstinkin’  motherf***ers are all right! When I’m on the course with my buds we really like to crack into a 30 pack and a fifth of…S**t, I don’t know…alcohol! It don’t f***in’ matter cuz we enjoying ourselves! And then we bust a couple lines…”

Oh dear, I think we’ve heard enough. Good to see Mr. Daly hasn’t forgotten how to enjoy himself. I guess the most important thing we can take from all of this is that you too should enjoy yourself on the course. However you think fit…But we’re not bailing you out.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Disclaimer: Golfstinks.com does not condone nor condemn any of the stuff mentioned above…we’re like Switzerland. Also, John Daly never called and left a message. But if he did, I’m guessing that is what it would’ve sounded like.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: enjoying golf, John Daly, pitch n puff, smoking, Twitter

Making Golf More Enjoyable?

January 24, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

It's the little things that make golf more enjoyable...
It’s the little things that make golf more enjoyable… (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

What would make golf and golfing more enjoyable? In all the years I’ve played, that question might have surfaced a handful of times if that. Unfortunately, most of the answers we came up with mistakenly replaced “more enjoyable” with “more convenient for my lazy ass”. For example, we thought there should be an on-call delivery service from the pro shop or 19th hole to wherever we were. “Boy, those 3 hotdogs, 2 bags of chips and large soda didn’t quite cut it at the turn. A cheeseburger would do the trick but we’re already on the 10th hole. Oh wait, they deliver!” See what I mean?

We have to be careful with what we try to introduce into golf. You know the old saying, “If it isn’t broke…don’t fix it.” I could see adding little things here and there that won’t really change the game or how it’s played. Something like a vending machine that sells golf balls, tees, divot tools, etc. I think that would actually help, especially when it’s busy out there.

We shoot a round to enjoy golf and hopefully the people we’re with. I’m not really sure there’s much more that can be done to make it more enjoyable. We can have the newest clubs, a personal butler and a customized cart with a kegerator but all those amenities won’t matter if you’re playing like crap or your company sucks. Golf is all about balance and it encompasses every facet of the game from your swing to the 19th hole.

Let’s get real for a minute; the guy that can afford the new clubs, butler and cart is more than likely the same rude pompous ass who is slamming their clubs and cursing after every other stroke. Balance my friends! It’s the simple things that makes golf enjoyable. A set of sticks, some good friends and a few hours to hack away.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Stay balanced…

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, balance

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