A few weeks ago I sent a crap load of emails to Charlie Sheen and his reps asking if he could answer a few questions that we had for him. Not thinking anything of it and not expecting to receive any response, I went about my business as usual…that was until last night when in my inbox sat a reply from Mr. Winning himself! He was kind enough to answer a few of my questions and I’ve taken the liberty of pasting them below:

—–Original message—–

From: “Pete Girotto”<pete@golfstinks.com>
To: ###############
Sent: March 31, 2011 9:23:17 PM EDT
Subject: Golfstinks is winning too!

Mr. Sheen,

We were referred to you by (name deleted for legal matters) and he had mentioned that you enjoyed some of our posts. I cannot thank you enough for reading our blog. We are huge fans of yours and support you in your current situations.

If you could be so kind to answer these questions below we would love to feature them on our blog.

1. How do you think golf could help children stay away from substance abuse?
2. Would pornstars make good cart girls?
3. What is your favorite thing about golf?

Thank you,

Pete Girotto
Golfstinks, LLC
pete@golfstinks.com
www.golfstinks.com
http://golfstinks.blogspot.com
Here’s his reply:

Hey Pete, thanks for reaching out…I really enjoyed your blog posts. Here are some answers to your questions:

1. How do you think golf could help children stay away from substance abuse?

Golf is expensive and requires a lot of time. So, yes it would help children steer clear of substance abuse.

2. Would pornstars make good cart girls?

Well, that depends…what are the cart girls offering?

3. What is your favorite thing about golf?

Besides winning and the 19th hole, I would say hanging out with some friends and having a “good time” on the course.

BR,
CS

Thanks again to Mr. Sheen for taking the time to answer these questions.

Next week we have a special interview with the Bronx Zoo Cobra and Tiger Woods.

Hit’em long…yell FORE (immediately followed by APRIL FOOLS’)!