After putting some thought into this for a while, I’ve come to the conclusion that it is better if our significant others do not golf. In most instances this is already the case but for those who think otherwise, we need to lift them out of the fog and show what lies ahead. So to simplify, I’ve come up with a top 5 list of reasons our soul mates should not golf:

5. “Oh, how convenient…you’re going golfing. I’ll get my clubs.” You know what I mean.

4. As a result of #5, who gets squeezed out of the foursome to make room for you know who? Which of your buddies do you have to give the business to?

3. Because of #4, you end up really golfing in a twosome, sharing a cart with you know who.

2. Thanks to #3, “me” time is now “our” time…oof!

And finally…

1. Sanity’s sake.

There you go and let’s just keep this between us. No need to stir up anything unnecessary. Feel free to continue this list in the comments.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Stay sane…