How can this be you ask yourself? What “benefits” are there to stinking at golf? Well, I’m glad you asked. There are many benefits to being a hack, you just haven’t realized them yet and they cover a broad spectrum from physical and mental health to financial success.

Everybody knows walking a golf course is very good for the ol’ ticker. Now, throw in the fact that we stink and we’ve just added more walking because we can’t hit straight for s#%@. Bonus, extra exercise! As we’re walking and doing the cardio thing, chances are we’re not alone. Our fellow hacks are right by our side which leads to the next benefit, camaraderie and socialization.

As we enjoy our round of army golf with Lewis & Clark, our stress levels are actually dropping. Take into consideration the walking while engaging in conversation and the laughs that go with it because you know someone is bound to do something funny. Without knowing it, we are putting reality on hold while we immerse ourselves into this game we love.

The more we get out there and stink at golf, the better we’re going to feel. The better we feel, the better we perform at other things, i.e. our jobs, relationships. With that in mind, success is bound to come financially, mentally and physically. Plus the more you suck, the higher your handicap which could make for some interesting gambling opportunities…but you didn’t hear it from me.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!