Twas the day before christmas, when all through golfstinks, not a stinky golfer was stirring on the course or the links
The clubs rest in their bag all clean and nice, in hopes that Jack Nicklaus would give some advice
The four stinky golfers nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of zero handicaps danced in their heads
And Tom in his onesie with feety’s and a cap, had just settled in for his quick disco nap
With an old persimmons driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a minute it must be Jack Nick
More rapid than eagles his courses he did claim, and he whistled and shouted…dude, this guy had game
Now Greg, now Chris, now Tom, now Pete…You have a long way to go before me you can beat
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight…Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Excellent!!! Merry Christmas Golfstink.
Nice!!! Happy Holidays Buddy:-)