Let’s face it, this never actually works:

At some point, every golfer has held in their hand one of these trick golf balls.  Whether it was an exploding ball, a weighted ball or whatever.  And a few of us have even made the attempt to use one or sneak one in on a fellow golfer.  But come on, who has that ever really worked for? 

I have a trick ball.  It’s called the Un-putt-a-ball.  It’s weighted.  You putt it and it goes in all different directions.  Does it work?  Sure it does.  But the only reason I know is because I’ve tried it myself. 

See, this ball doesn’t look like a regular ball.  None of them do.  It’s unmarked, has kind of a funny color and even the dimples are all wrong.  They don’t fool anyone.  I tried once and, as expected, the mark was also not fooled. 

So who gets fooled by these?  I mean, I can’t imagine standing over my ball and not realizing it’s not the same ball I placed on the tee earlier.  And honestly, I don’t pay all that much attention.  So how little attention does one have to pay in order to be fooled by these?  Because I’m calling it now.  I will not be fooled.  And if anyone ever gets me…they win my Un-putt-a-ball.

Swing ’til you’re happy!