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Golf, Emotion & That Guy.

May 2, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Golf Fan Dressed Like GolferWe’re all familiar with tour pro’s celebrating after dropping the clutch putt. From Payne Stewart’s one legged fist pump to Tiger Woods’ upper cut. There’s no denying the emotion running through them at any given moment but that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking more about the viewers and the fans.

Most major sports in the U.S. have their die hard fans. Maybe it’s just me but I really don’t see that with golf…or maybe not enough. If you travel to Europe and walk into any bar and their is a soccer game on, you will see emotion on an exaggerated level compared to what we are used to here. Trust me, I’ve witnessed it first hand.

It could be golf doesn’t have that certain factor in its DNA that elevates our excitement levels. Or maybe it does and just needs a catalyst to stoke the flame a bit. Golf needs “that guy” –  someone who is always at your favorite watering hole going off on a vitriolic harangue (sorry for the SAT words) about something sport related. Now, we just need that guy to add a little golf into his repertoire of tirades.

You see, golf might never reach the status of baseball, football or basketball’s bar room debates but it’s got water polo in its sites…kidding. Hopefully in time, we will see more people speaking about golf enthusiastically. Even if it’s about John Daly’s wardrobe.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf, golf fans, John Daly, payne stewart, that guy, tiger woods

Golfing With That Guy

May 4, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | 3 Comments

When I say that guy, I’m referring to that guy. You know who I’m talking about. The person that everyone can’t stand and tries not to become. Please do not confuse that guy with “that” guy – the one who sneaks into the background of photos unnoticed. Such as “Hey, what a great picture of…wait a minute…who’s that guy making faces in the back?”

As you can probably see, this is going to be somewhat of a rant. So, a friend of mine and I were paired up with another two at a local track. As soon as we approached the two, red flags went up all over the place. The that guy warning siren was blaring in my head. Here we had the first guy adjusting those balance or weight screws on his driver and explaining to his buddy the reason for them. Oh boy, a know-it-all.

Just to clarify, his buddy didn’t seem to give a rat’s ass about the driver, its weights or whatever else was being explained (which was another indicator of what was in store). But, I told myself not to jump to conclusions and gave him a fair shake. We step to the tee box and have at it. Wouldn’t you know, Mr. Let-Me-Adjust-My-Driver-For-The-Wind-Conditions shanks it right into the lumber yard. WTF! He then proceeds to look for it, swearing it hit off something and bounced out. After not finding it, he insists he has to tee-off again even though there’s a bit of a back up on the tee box. Yep, he’s that guy.

Now, how can this get any worse you ask? That guy also felt the need to quote golf movies while he plays. “Cinderella story…” or “It’s in the hole!” Dude, shut the f@#$ up! Please! We all saw that movie a hundred-thousand times. I can recite the lines verbatim. In fact, I can probably re-enact the whole movie by myself. 

Well, I’m glad I got that off my chest. Thanks for listening.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Don’t be that guy.

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