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Admitting When You’re Wrong

June 15, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

They say it takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong. Well, I’m about to admit it twice, so I wonder if that makes me a giant? Hardly. But I’m the type of guy who has to get things off his chest. That being said, the following two instances are ones I will readily admit…I was wrong.

Ignorance is Bliss
My first dose humble pie stems from a mere two months ago. The post was entitled “10 Golf Etiquette Rules Most Jackasses Ignore” and number 4 on that list was the following:

Excessive Use of Your GPS
Some people question if high-handicappers should own a GPS in the first place, but I’m not one of them – Even golfers who are trying to break 100 are going to benefit from knowing the exact yardage to the pin. But there comes a time when enough is enough: You don’t need your GPS device on the tee-box of a par 5. And if your standing next to the 150-yard marker, you don’t need to check if the course’s measurements are accurate. If you’re truly unsure what your distance is on your approach, by all means break-out the GPS. But using it just for the fun of it on every shot is no fun for the rest of your group (or the group behind you for that matter).

When I wrote that, I whole-heartedly believed every word. The only problem? I don’t and never have owned a GPS device. It was quickly pointed out to me that you can and should use your GPS on the tee of a par 5 since it can tell you how long you have to a hazard or bend in the fairway. I was also reminded of the fact that some courses’ (especially muni’s) yardage tends to be off – in which case using your GPS would come in handy.

In this case, I probably shouldn’t have written about something that I never actually used myself – and as a result, I was called-out on it. But, on the other hand, I believe it still belongs on my list (albeit rephrased) – people can and do over-use GPS devices and that contributes to slow play.

Time to Eat Some Crow
Last September, I penned a post entitled “Indoor Putting; Who Gives a Sh*t?” where I went on a rather lengthy diatribe about the uselessness of putting indoors – especially how there are no breaks in your floor. I also harangued a few different indoor putting gadgets – one in particular called the Puttacup that I criticized for not being able to fit a regulation-sized hole on the device.

In an interesting coincidence (which later turned into pure irony), my brother-in-law sent me a 9-foot indoor putting mat for Christmas. Not wanting my wife to question why I wasn’t using her brother’s thoughtful gift, I set it up in my living room and began putting away. Guess what – my freaking putting has actually improved this year! Seriously, I’m dropping more putts from within 9-feet than I ever have.

To add insult to injury, the hole on the mat was cut a quarter-inch smaller to promote better accuracy – just like on the Puttacup. I’ll be damned! Practicing putts indoors has definitely improved the consistency of my putting stroke and that has translated to more putts dropping out on the course. One crow, devoured.

We realize we here at the Golf Stinks blog are pretty opinionated. While we always try to back our statements up with facts, sometimes we say things that end up being just plain wrong. Please do not hesitate to call-us-out on something you feel we have said in error. Leave a comment, or email us at info@golfstinks.com – as you can see from this post, we’ll (eventually) get around to correcting ourselves.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, GPS, indoor putting, putt, puttacup

Indoor Putting; Who Gives a Sh*t?

September 9, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

I haven’t putted in my house in more than 8 years. The photo to the left is the reason. That’s my dog, Eleanor. She has a thing for spherical objects (and pork, but that’s another story). With her around, my putts never even get close to the plastic target. Instead, she knocks them off course with her snout and then proceeds to chase them around the room for the next hour (usually digressing after I wrestle them away from her).

But you know something? I don’t miss putting indoors on my carpet. For one, does it really help your putting on the course? I don’t know too many living rooms that have breaks in them. I mean seriously, all winter long you’re putting them in like a madman and then comes spring, a real green, and BAM – your ball moves to the right because of a break. But this article suggests it helps: “…anything is better than nothing. Just getting a putter in your hands and making some putting strokes is going to help. Practice makes perfect!”

Practice does indeed make perfect. I know plenty of VP’s who have a putter and fake plastic hole stashed behind their office door. “Give me a minute, I’m on a conference call!” Conference call my ass (of course, they could be on the conference call at the same time). Does it help? Funny, they can never break 100 at the annual company golf outing.

But indoor putting is big business. Got floor vents? If so, you my friend, are in luck. For only $19.95, you can have a “real golf hole in your house” (and if you putt it too hard, you have a real wall to automagically stop the ball). This ingenious putting aid is called Puttacup, and it will start shaving off the strokes in no time!

OK, this is my favorite part about Puttacup – once they realized that average floor vents are too small to fit a regular sized golf hole, they turned this adversity into marketing genius: “The advantage of this is that while you practice your putting at home, you are practicing into a cup that is a little smaller, so once you get out onto a real putting green, the actual hole will appear much bigger.” Brilliant! Too bad I don’t have floor vents.

This leaves me with very few options. Enter Truline Indoor Putting Greens. These beauts are “tour speed” and will “putt at a stimpmeter speed of approximately 13 feet.” Few things here: 1) Aren’t you always putting slightly uphill on these mats? 2) Not sure about your course, by the courses in my area rarely sport 13′ on the old stimpmeter. And 3) My wife’s an interior designer. There’s no way that thing is staying out in the living room for any length of time. Soon I won’t want to set it up and then it will just be collecting dust in the attic.

OK, I know I’m sort of going off on a tangent here. So let’s hear from you – do you find yourself putting indoors? Take the poll and let us know.

What Are Your Thoughts on Indoor Putting?

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, indoor putting, puttacup, putting green, putting mat, truline indoor putting green

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