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The Gluttony of Golf

May 16, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 5 Comments

Did we overdo it with the number of courses? (photo by Gabriel S. Delgado C. / CC BY 2.0)
Is this word overstuffed with golf courses? (photo by
Gabriel S. Delgado C. / CC BY 2.0)

Do you have any idea how many golf courses are in the United States? You can find out easily – just conduct a simple search on our courses and golfers page.

If you only select “USA” as your country and hit search, you will get 725 pages worth of courses with 25 courses per page. Some quick math will tell you that adds up to 18,125 golf courses in the US.

Do you have any idea how big that number is? Well, let me help put it in perspective for you: How long will you drive down the main drag of any city or town in America before you pass a McDonlad’s? Not very long, right? Well, there are only 12,804 Mickey D’s in the United States.

Does that help you wrap your head around 18 thousand f’ing golf courses? Let me ask you something else: What the hell is this country doing with 18,000 golf courses? There’s only 50 states for goodness sake! That’s nearly 400 courses per state! I can understand a state the size of Texas having hundreds of courses (actually has 940), but why does my pea-sized home state of Connecticut have hundreds (199 to be exact)?

The way I see it, having this many golf courses poses a couple problems: First, there’s the negative environmental impact. In the U.S. (which is home to more than half the world’s courses), golf is played on nearly 2 million acres of land. That land requires more than 2 billion* gallons of water daily to be kept green. In addition, vast tracts of natural habitats are being displaced.

In Wyoming in 2004, for example, bald eagles in the region were driven from their nests to accommodate a new golf course just outside of Jackson Hole – an area already established as a golfing mecca.

But giving the middle finger to wildlife is only part of golf’s environmental problem – every year, millions of pounds of pesticides are used on courses in the US. And there’s runoff of those chemicals into our rivers and streams – water that will eventually contaminate wildlife, plant life, and human life.

If this wasn’t bad enough – let’s look at the second problem I have with America’s overabundance of golf courses: It simply isn’t good for the game. The reality is (to quote a post I wrote over a year ago) “every year since 2006, more golf courses have closed in the U.S. than have opened.”

We over-did-it. A decade ago, new courses were springing up everywhere. Now, they’re closing – And struggling private courses are opening their doors to the public in an effort to stay afloat.

Cost-saving measures include squeezing in as many tee-times as possible and trimming staff (course rangers in particular). Both of the aforementioned steps have contributed to slow play (a turn-off for both new and established golfers alike).

Look, I love golf (if you’ve read this blog before, I think it’s obvious) – but don’t you think 18,000 courses is spreading this game a little thin? In this post-Tiger era (and let’s face it, it’s definitley post-Tiger), interest in the game has waned somewhat – we can no longer afford to maintain (successfully anyway) all these tracts of land.

Perhaps a small downsize would be good for golf. Lord knows if our gluttony continues…”Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.” – Proverbs 23:20-21.

*Corrected Figure (this post originally stated 4 billion gallons of water per day).

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: bald eagles, environment, gluttony, golf courses, jackson hole, mcdonald's, pesticides, tiger, too many golf courses, wildlife

Golfstinks.com: The Best Course Database on the Web

May 27, 2011 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

Find your perfect golf course with the GolfStinks.com database (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Find your perfect golf course with the GolfStinks.com database (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

For more than 18 months, the Golf Stinks blog has informed and entertained…and we’re growing in readership everyday (thanks to you)!

One of the main reasons we created this blog was to convey the notion that you don’t have to be good at this game to love it. The other reason was to have a voice for our forthcoming website, golfstinks.com.

Well, we’ve been hard at work developing said website and have recently launched a major component: Our Golf Course Database!

The database features more than 18,000 public and private courses in the United States! In addition, it includes nearly 2,000 courses in Canada, and a select few in 19 other countries!

You can access the database from our blog by using the search box “Find Golf Courses” (located in the right-hand sidebar just below the “Advertisements” section). This means no more Google searches looking for course websites, phone numbers or greens fees. Instead, you can get all that info (plus much more) – all while perusing your favorite golf blog!

Hands down, we think our database is the best way to search for golf courses – both via the web or on your mobile device. We can’t wait for you to check it out!

And stay-tuned, because golfstinks.com is far-more than a course database – we’re developing the best golf-related site on the web and now you too can “join the golf revolution” RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW for free!

Once you join, you can create a golf bio (this isn’t a PGA Tour golf bio, it’s for average hacks like you and me), search courses and post reviews for them too! We’re in beta, so you may find a few glitches, but rest assured we’ll be working to prefect this on a daily basis (and we’ll be adding more features soon to boot)!

Golfstinks.com: Join, search courses, play golf, yell fore. Done.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: database, golf coruse database, golf courses, golf stinks, golfstinks

Why Golf is Unique

December 2, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

(Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

As you watch your short-iron approach shot drift to the right of the 18th green, your initial reaction is calm. After all, we’ve been taught as golfers to think positive. As the ball’s in flight, your mind chases away any concern by predicting you will have a short pitch to the dance floor and a nice one-putt to save par.

Alas, this is not the course you played last week. And where that 18th green welcomed you with short rough to its right flank, this one mocks you with a small pond. In an instant, your ball is wet, your hopes for par are dashed, and you’re hit with the realization that golf is not like other sports.

You see, unlike other sports, no two golf courses are exactly alike. Sure, baseball fences vary, but it’s still 90 feet to first base in every major league park. Football, basketball, hockey and soccer field dimensions are even more uniform, fitting exact specifications no matter where you are.

But in golf, the diameter of greens are never the same. Some are smaller, some are bigger and rarely are they perfectly round. Not to mention, the pin is never in the same position. Can you imagine if some football field end-zones were only 5 yards deep instead of 10? What if the goal post width varied – on some fields they would be 18’ 6” wide, while others would use college football widths (23’ 4”)? For fun, I’d like to see the NFL have their goal posts on hydraulics and move them around the end-zones at random during the game (sometimes you’d be kicking to the back, right corner of the end-zone to a goal post 20 feet wide, while other times you’d be kicking to the front left, with a goal post of 15 feet wide). Hey, that may increase the kicker’s reputation in the sport somewhat!

What about distances? In golf, you can have a 360-yard par 4 on one hole, and a 428-yard par 4 on the next. Par 3’s can be even more extreme. Believe me, when you’re an average hack like I am, there’s a huge difference between a 145-yard par 3, and a 205-yard par 3. Let’s apply that to basketball: It’s 13 feet from the free-throw line to the front of the rim. What if some courts adjusted that to 16 feet? Better yet, maybe some teams have great three-point shooters, so they decide to move the three-point line back a few steps – I’d say that’d cause a bit of a stir.

Hazards? Sand traps, reservoirs, trees, etc. Each golf course has its own challenges and aesthetics. Courses will feature an unimaginable amount of things to keep you from shooting low and, every course presents them in different layouts and styles. A shot you make one day with favorable results, can spell disaster the next day on different course.

Can you imagine if the NHL added a position player to each starting line-up just to go out there and check other players? These guys wouldn’t carry a stick, and wouldn’t be allowed to touch the puck – their sole job would be to slam dudes into the boards in an effort to disrupt the other team’s offense. OK, hockey may not be too far from actually implementing that rule, but this is what golfers face all the time (albeit minus the head trauma) – we hit what we think is a good shot and BAM! A bad kick and our ball careens off into the woods and out-of-bounds – instead of a missing tooth, we have a missing ball and a two-stoke penalty.

Baseball may come the closest – the pitcher must think about every pitch (like the golfer does for every shot). Just a slight flaw in mechanics can be met with disastrous results. And the pitcher has different batters he must navigate around (like golfers have to navigate different holes), and every one of them can be tamed, as long as he executes his pitch (similar to executing a golf shot).

But golf’s uniqueness remains steadfast. Only a very few number of athletes get to compete in professional baseball – most of us with an inkling to play-on are relegated to beer-league softball, where we no longer have to execute a pitch with such preciseness. But golf is unique. We golfers compete till late in life – long after our prime in other sports has passed.

Yet the strategizing, yardage calculations and other course management routines continue in our heads for every shot we take – no matter if we possess a scratch handicap or one above 30. It’s amazing, actually, for a sport to be dominated by players that aren’t very good at it, yet still take the game very seriously – and that, perhaps above all else, is why golf is one of the most unique sports in history.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: #golfisawesome, average golfer, golf courses, golf is unique

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