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A Few Golf Items Not Under My Tree

December 28, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

Is it just me, or is there always a person or company that just pushes things a bit too far in this capitalist economy? Example: There’s been no greater invention in recent memory than the push-up bra. But remember the $2 million, diamond-encrusted creation from a few years back? That’s what I’m talking about. What’s the point? Who is wearing it and why? Is the $40 push-up from Victoria’s Secret not good enough? I know it is for me.

Well, it seems this mind-set extends into the golf world also. Apparently renting a golf cart at the course is not good enough for some. Maybe dropping $2,000-$3,000 on your own personal cart is not quite enough either. No, some people are just not satisfied until they are cruising the fairways in this:

That’s right. A Hummer Golf Cart with a body kit officially licensed by General Motors. There’s a lift kit, embroidered-leather seats, aluminum rims, wood grain dash, working headlights and turn signals and even a cooler built into the hood. Price: $20,000.

Maybe you prefer to walk the course though. As nice as the above cart may be, you think you get a better feel for the course by walking it. But if you’re going to walk that rough golf course terrain, you certainly can’t do it in some $350 Nike’s. And for one reason or another even the $400 Ecco’s just aren’t comfortable enough. You need something that is custom built for your foot and your foot alone. Enter John Lobb:

John Lobb Bootmakers will be more than happy to hand-make you this fantastic pair of golf shoes in your choice of calf, crocodile or elephant leathers, for the bargain basement price of only $5,000. Now I’m all for a pair of comfortable shoes, but for that kind of money I had better be able to wear these as everyday shoes and just speak the words “Go, go gadget golf spikes” whenever I’m ready to hit the course. Until then, I’ll stick with my Foot-Joy’s. On the flip-side though, if they’re good enough for James Bond….

What about your clubs? Are those shiny new $1,500 Callaway’s not enough to boost your ego or impress your playing partners? Then you may be in need of these:

Honma Golf of Japan will custom make one amazing set of clubs for you. And when I say custom, I’m talking custom like no other. You can choose the head shape, size, weight, grip and shaft. In addition you can also decide just how much 24k gold plating you would like. Would you like some platinum detail? Just ask and it’s yours. They would even be happy to engrave your initials on each club. Price on these masterpieces? Roughly $53,000 for a set of fourteen clubs.

A set of clubs like that surely cannot be carried in just any bag, right? Well, that’s where French fashion house Louis Vuitton comes in. LV dips their toes into the golf market with this:

Presenting the LV Damier Geant golf bag. It’s made of canvas and cowhide, comes with a zip-up hood, it’s own cover and even an umbrella. Louie V. also promises “many pockets.” For a starting price of $9,750, I’d have to say I was hoping for more. Do canvas and cowhide make this bag worth $9,630 more than my TaylorMade bag? Well I guess since it comes with it’s own umbrella….

All of the above accesories, as ridiculous as they may be, are trumped by the following. Ladies and Gentlemen, ladies especially, feast your eyes on this:


Thanks to Tri Mark Golf we are all now blessed with the worlds most expensive golf ball marker. This 18k white gold piece is marked with diamonds, citrine, amethyst and peridot stones. Sound a bit too nice to simply lay down on the ground? Don’t worry…it doubles as a necklace. Price: $10,000. And I was floored when I saw custom ball markers for $25!

Last, but certainly not least, is somewhere to use all of these fine accesories. Well, keeping with the theme of things, how about the worlds most expensive round of golf? For that, we’ll have to head to Barbados, home of Sandy Lane Spa & Resort.

Sandy Lane is home to three Tom Fazio courses, including the famous Green Monkey. At $385 per round, the course is certainly not the most expensive, but the fees are only part of the story. You see, Green Monkey is open only to guests of the resort. Minimum price for one room for one night? $2,000. Total for one round of golf at Green Monkey – $2,385!

I guess even in these poor economic times, there is still money to be spent foolishly. A $10,000 ball marker? My ball marker comes in denominations of one cent, five cents, ten cents and twenty-five cents – depending upon which coin I pull out of my pocket first. But hey, if you have this kind of money and it’s no problem for you to spend it, then enjoy. I don’t know that feeling and I’m quite sure I may never know it. But something tells me if I did, I could still find better things to do with $20,000 than spend it on a Hummer golf cart.

Well…., maybe not.

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Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: ball marker, Callaway, Ecco, Foot-Joy, golf bag, golf cart, golf shoes, Green Monkey, Honma Golf, Hummer, John Lobb, Louis Vuitton, Nike, Sandy Lane, Tri Mark Golf

Comments

  1. Mike says

    December 28, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Well, I will admit to using a slightly fancier ball marker, Chris. I have a friend who collects coins and he gave me a couple to use as markers… Canadian half-pennies, dated 1844 and 1854 respectively. That would put them back just before Old Tom Morris played in the first Open Championship in 1860. He tells me they aren’t worth very much despite the age; nevertheless, I love using ’em.

    Can’t quite see using a $10K marker, though.

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  2. Average Golfer says

    December 30, 2009 at 1:42 am

    Isn’t there one pro golfer that’s had more than his share of 20K Hummers?

    Weak, sorry in advance.

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