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Golf Parlance Requires Maturity.

November 15, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

woman golfAnd boy does it. When it comes to discussing golf, in particular the equipment used to play, you can’t help but let your inner Beavis & Butthead come out a little. No matter how old or how mature I might think I am, I regress back to a high school freshman. I don’t regret it one bit, you got to let loose once in a while.

So, I was at a national golf retailer perusing the over priced clubs and made my way back to the practice mats. There was this lady speaking with the “pro” on staff about custom fitted clubs. My timing couldn’t have been better. The words that came out of this women’s mouth…priceless. Ready…? She said “I need a stiffer shaft”.

Come on! You kidding me?!?! I give the “pro” credit for maintaining professional the whole time. He tries explaining how the flex is related to clubhead speed but she insisted she needed a stiff one. Well, it was quite entertaining for us eavesdroppers and I am glad that wasn’t me she was speaking to. That could lead to heaps of trouble if you’re not careful.

I’m surprised something like this hasn’t turned up in a movie somewhere. It’s straight up undeniable comedy gold. You could tee off on it and have a field day…pun intended. You gotta love this game.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

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  1. Erik Allbright says

    November 17, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    I really enjoyed your post on how golf requires maturity. I went to a local golfing store to look at clubs and the “pro” told me “everything I needed.” At times though, when they thought they were helping me out, it just made things worse. I probably could have tested myself with equipment and found what best suits my game better than them telling me what would best suit my game! But when you ask for help, you get it in one form or another! Check out my blog at my website discussing similar things!
    Thanks!

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