Ok, round deux! This just gets better…I think I’m in the wrong business. Everybody wants to lower their score and will do anything (including selling their soul to the devil) to improve the ol’ handicap. Maybe I should design something that incorporates all of these devices. Something along the lines of a suit with all the gadgets attached…Damn man, you will definitely get all the chicks!
What they say: The Helicopter is a simple concept that has proven to be very effective. Just line up the red blades to the target line in all positions and follow the easy to understand steps and you will hit the ball straight…it’s that simple!
What I Say: Weeeeeeeeee! Look at the colors go round n’ round…
What they say: The Power Wrist™ is a new easy to use self-training golf aid that teaches golfers how to have the proper positioning of the wrist and arm during the entire swing. 
What I Say: The Power Wrist™ helps with your swing? I’ll tell you what a powerful wrist helps with…trust me…I know.
What they Say: Protator kills any slice! 
What I Say: Protator looks like it belongs in a proctologist’s office…ouch! And what’s with the stance…
What They Say: Loosen up before your golf round, build golf muscles, straight and flexibility, and even hit balls to identify and fix golf swing flaws with this golf club weight. 
What I Say: Holy crap, this shaft warmer does all that? Shaft warmer…
What They Say: The Swingscope is the first of its kind swing teaching device and uses direct Bio-Feedback to guide the golfer to utilize the proper golf specific muscles in order to ingrain the correct muscle memory with respect to coil, lower body resistance, stability and the dynamic relationship between a fundamentally sound hip and shoulder turn. 
What I say: Hey now! An automatic reach-arounder…who would have thought? Ladies, flip it around and use it as a chastity belt!
What they say:With the Whippy TempoMaster® you will learn to:
- Relax your hands and arms and swing the club head with incredible speed and control
- Strike the ball using the large muscle that runs along the left side of your back (the lattismus dorsi muscle)
- Swing hard without using your arms or hands to initiate the force of the swing
- Keep your left arm connected to your rib cage
- Transfer your weight from one side to the other correctly and smoothly with rhythm
- Drive the ball really far, time and time again
What I say: HAAAAAAAAA! Whippy Master?!?!?!
- Da da da da da…Crack that whip!
- When a problem comes along…you must whip it!
- Now whip it!
- Whip it good
Hit’em long…yell FORE!
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