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That usually justifies a bad golf shot by an amateur. I mean really, it has nothing to do with the fact that we just stink at golf, right? “You didn ‘t rotate your wrists…”, Didn ‘t rotate my wrists…!?!? Who the…I didn ‘t know Hank Haney* was in our foursome. Thanks for the tip Skippy, now go get your shinebox! “What ‘s that? My body wasn ‘t square to the target…?” I ‘m sorry, but geometry was never my thing. Next time I ‘ll be sure to have a protractor. Here ‘s a little “reality golf lesson” for those that think they are golf instructors and must let you know what you are doing wrong.<\/p>\n
1) If your business card does not say PGA professional (and can be confirmed), please…shut the \u0192#$% up!
\n2) If you have never been paid real money to give a golf lesson, please…shut the \u0192#$% up!
\n3) If your score is just as bad as everyone else ‘s, please…shut the \u0192#$% up!
\n4) If you find yourself saying ” I picked my head up” as a reason for bad golf, please…shut the \u0192#$% up!
\n5) And finally, if you don ‘t know who I ‘m referring to, it ‘s probably you, so please…<\/p>\n
Now that I got that off my chest I shouldn ‘t have a problem keeping my head down.<\/p>\n
*Hank Haney is a golf instructor to the pro ‘s…and wealthy retired pro athletes like Charles Barkley…btw, Sir Charles stinks at golf. How do I know? Well, Haney was quoted as saying “Charles ‘ swing looked worse than Helen Keller trying to read.” Don ‘t listen to that hogwash Chuck, I still believe in you…call me, we ‘ll do lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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