{"id":2829,"date":"2013-08-23T11:50:44","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T15:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/?p=2829"},"modified":"2015-09-02T16:54:49","modified_gmt":"2015-09-02T20:54:49","slug":"golf-questions-answered-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/golf-questions-answered-iv.html","title":{"rendered":"Golf Questions Answered…IV"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"golfquestions4\"<\/a>Hacks, we are back for our fourth installment (see also part 1<\/a>, part 2<\/a> & part 3<\/a>). You’ve been asking the tough questions and we’ve been supplying nothing but straight forward no B.S. answers…Golf Stinks style! I’m excited to get cracking on this next batch…let’s go!<\/p>\n

Q: Why do I keep picking my head up during my swing?<\/p>\n

A: Brosephine, you wanna see where that ball is going, no?<\/p>\n

Q: As a beginner, what inexpensive ball do you recommend?<\/p>\n

A: Well, I have a couple solutions:<\/p>\n

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  1. Range balls! Buy a bucket of 100 for $10-12 and pocket a bunch. When you get caught we do not accept responsibility. If we told you to jump off a bridge, would you?<\/li>\n
  2. The ol’ give and take. You fire your tee shot into the woods and chances are 95% of the golfers before you did too. A little stroll into the woods could unveil a cache of those little buggers and they are all yours!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Q: My strength is in my short game but my long irons need help. What can I do to improve?<\/p>\n

    A: Listen here you snotty little punk braggart. My long, short and everything in between game needs help…tee off with a 9-iron wiseguy.<\/p>\n

    Q: I love my Pinseeker Lase Rangefinder but find I’m using it too much. Is technology hurting golf?<\/p>\n

    A: Wow, great question! Technology has its upside in moderation. Try this, the next time you use the rangefinder find out how far away the cart girl or MoFoBeTe<\/a> is. If you get that stalkerish\/peepin’ tom feeling then imagine how the pin feels, scumbag.<\/p>\n

    Q: My wife gets annoyed every time I golf and says it’s ruining our relationship because I play so much. What do I do?<\/p>\n

    A: Sometimes you need to hang it up. There are more important things in life…I’m sure she’ll get over it.<\/p>\n

    And another successful round of Q & A’s from your reliable pals at Golfstinks.com!<\/p>\n

    Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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