{"id":556,"date":"2009-11-30T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/?p=556"},"modified":"2015-07-03T01:14:30","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T05:14:30","slug":"golf-and-wife-tale-of-three-women-in_30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/golf-and-wife-tale-of-three-women-in_30.html","title":{"rendered":"Golf and A Wife: A Tale of Three Women In One (Part 3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Golf-cart-sign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-6477 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Golf-cart-sign-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Golf-cart-sign-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Golf-cart-sign-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Golf-cart-sign-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Picture the scene: It&#8217;s a spectacular Saturday morning. The sun is shining brightly, barely a cloud in the sky. It&#8217;s warm, but there&#8217;s a gentle breeze blowing making the temperature feel about as comfortable as it can get &#8211; warm enough for short-sleeves and shorts, but not so warm that you&#8217;ll be sweating like a hog by the 8th hole.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the nicest day of the year by far. It&#8217;s the perfect day for golf. Your clubs are clean and shiny, new spikes in the shoes, no sore muscles. You&#8217;re all dressed and ready to go. You&#8217;re just about to head out the door for another wonderful day on the course. And then it happens.<\/p>\n<p>Have your ears deceived you? No. You heard it exactly right. Your wife just said &#8220;Maybe I&#8217;ll come with you?&#8221; As if she was a Jeopardy contestant, she stated it in the form of a question. But you already know&#8230;that was no question. Nope. She just told you she&#8217;s going with you.<\/p>\n<p>People always say &#8220;It&#8217;s not <em>what<\/em> you say, but <em>how<\/em> you say it.&#8221; Normally that&#8217;s true. But not in this case. In this case, it&#8217;s both. It&#8217;s what she said AND how she said it. But not believing your ears, you ask for confirmation anyway. I mean, it&#8217;s possible she said something else and you misunderstood right? Maybe she said something that just sounded like it. Maybe she said &#8220;Who&#8217;s going with you?&#8221; or &#8220;I think I&#8217;ll wear blue.&#8221; or &#8220;Hey honey, why don&#8217;t you stay out as long as you would like, play golf for a while, drink beer and smoke cigars with your friends and come home whenever you feel like it?&#8221; It&#8217;s possible. So you give it a shot &#8211; &#8220;What&#8217;s that babe? I couldn&#8217;t quite hear you over the sound of my clubs rattling in the bag.&#8221; But it&#8217;s worse the second time. Now it&#8217;s like the scenes from the movies where everything slows down and the voice drops to that deep bass tone, like a 78 RPM record being played at 33 1\/3. &#8220;I&#8230;said&#8230;, maybe&#8230;I&#8217;ll&#8230;come&#8230;with&#8230;you.&#8221; You cringe. Now what?<\/p>\n<p>The kicker for me is, my wife doesn&#8217;t play golf. Doesn&#8217;t care about it, doesn&#8217;t want to know about it. She couldn&#8217;t tell you the difference between a putter and a bogey. But what she does know is it&#8217;s a nice day and the golf course is a great place to relax, have a drink and get some sun without having to put on a bathing suit and get sand in her shoes.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;ve taken my wife to the range before. It was a sight, for lack of a better term. Handing her a club was like handing a cell phone to my grandmother. Some things are better left in the hands of others. I&#8217;m no PGA pro and I sure as hell shouldn&#8217;t be teaching anyone the proper mechanics of the golf swing. But I do know the basics. I tried to pass those basics along to her, but it was no use. You ever see a baby just learning how to walk? It&#8217;s walking into things and falling down and you can&#8217;t help but to laugh. Picture that baby with a golf club in one hand, completely throwing off it&#8217;s balance even further, and a glass of Jack Daniels in the other. It was like that. But less graceful.<\/p>\n<p>So why on earth does she want to come with me? She&#8217;s not going to play. She&#8217;s going to be bored out of her mind. And she couldn&#8217;t care less about the conversation going on between my friends and I. As a matter of fact, she&#8217;d probably be offended, or even repulsed by it! But for some reason, she wants to come.<\/p>\n<p>But I think I know what it is. I think I might know why she wants to come. 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