{"id":380,"date":"2010-12-24T16:45:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T16:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/?p=380"},"modified":"2010-12-24T16:45:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T16:45:00","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/golfstinks.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/merry-christmas.html","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_fPLJTKmoVDk\/TRSlmbeToBI\/AAAAAAAAANE\/n4hEYxGWte4\/s1600\/dc20.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_fPLJTKmoVDk\/TRSlmbeToBI\/AAAAAAAAANE\/n4hEYxGWte4\/s400\/dc20.bmp\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><span><i>Twas the day before christmas, when all through golfstinks, not a stinky golfer was stirring on the course or the links<\/p>\n<p>The clubs rest in their bag all clean and nice, in hopes that Jack Nicklaus would give some advice<\/p>\n<p>The four stinky golfers nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of zero handicaps danced in their heads<\/p>\n<p>And Tom in his onesie with feety&#8217;s and a cap, had just settled in for his quick disco nap<\/p>\n<p>With an old persimmons driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a minute it must be Jack Nick<\/p>\n<p>More rapid than eagles his courses he did claim, and he whistled and shouted&#8230;dude, this guy had game<\/p>\n<p>Now Greg, now Chris, now Tom, now Pete&#8230;You have a long way to go before me you can beat<\/p>\n<p>I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight&#8230;Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the day before christmas, when all through golfstinks, not a stinky golfer was stirring on the course or the links The clubs rest in their bag all clean and nice, in hopes that Jack Nicklaus would give some advice The four stinky golfers nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of zero handicaps [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,19,850,542,1326],"class_list":{"0":"post-380","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-golf-stinks","8":"tag-golfstinks","9":"tag-happy-holidays","10":"tag-jack-nicklaus","11":"tag-merry-christmas","12":"entry"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Merry Christmas!! 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