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\"\"<\/a> Mark Twain will go down in golf history as the one who claimed “Golf is a good walk, ruined.” All summer I’ve been chompin’ at the bit to get out and play a friggin’ round of golf. I want to ruin my walk. You see, I was thrown a curve <\/span><\/span><\/span>(surgery<\/a>)<\/span><\/span> and I dealt with that and the recovery process for the past 3 months.<\/p>\n

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What’s my gripe? Well, I’m finally cleared to play on this Sunday and wouldn’t you know it – f@#$in’ hurricane Irene. C’mon man…I waited all summer for this. All I could think about is another of Twain’s smart-ass comments. This one coming from his “The Weather” speech: \n<\/div>\n

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“I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don’t know who makes that…” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Hey Twain, keep your comments to yourself! I’m not mad at M.T., he’s absolutely right and that’s what chaps my ass. Golfing in New England is a crap shoot and at the same time pretty interesting. Other than having probably one of the shortest seasons, the views and landscapes can be amazing. In the 6 month or so golf season, you’ll actually golf through 3 seasons, spring, summer and fall.<\/span> <\/p>\n

Enough about the scenery, let’s get back to the issue – this hurricane and me not golfing. I’m almost tempted to get out there early before Irene really hits us. I figure if I time it right and have the wind to my back…400 yard drives easily. Call me crazy but I’ll bet a light bulb just went on for a few of you. And no, I’m not really going to do that and I would advise you don’t either.<\/span> <\/p>\n

In all seriousness, if you are in the path of this storm please be safe…we want to see you out on the links again.<\/span> <\/p>\n

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!<\/span><\/span>
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