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\"\"<\/a>Does this sound familiar?<\/span><\/p>\n

Golfer: “Honey, I’m going golfing. I’ll be back by 12.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Significant Other (SO): “But babe, the garage needs to be painted, the yard is a mess and you never hang out with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<\/span><\/span>…”<\/span><\/p>\n

Golfer: “Come on, we hang out every night and why are you bringing this up now?”<\/span><\/p>\n

SO: “Why am I bringing this up? The only place you take me is for granted.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Golfer: (mumbling)<\/span> “Here we go…”<\/span><\/p>\n

SO: “What was that?!?! What did you say?!?! Blah blah blah…<\/span><\/p>\n

All of a sudden it feels like you are talking to Charlie Brown’s parents or teacher. Wah wah, wah wah wah wah waaah. How can this be avoided? It never fails, every time you try to get out to hack up the local track, BAM<\/span>, mission foiled…again.<\/span><\/p>\n

I might have the solution. First of all, if your relationship is not good for your golf game (ok, or you<\/span>), run…fast. There’s nothing worse than a relationship that’s destined to fail. After you have escaped from the thralls of the evil golf hater, wallow in your new found freedom and pursue a more suitable relationship. One that includes golf.<\/span><\/p>\n

How do I do that? Well, I’m glad you asked. Allow me to introduce you to the <\/span>ASGA<\/a>, American Singles Golf Association. What is the ASGA? Here’s what they have to say:<\/span>
<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

“<\/span>The American Singles Golf Association is a group of chapters throughout the United States and Canada composed of real people you meet face-to-face and, of course, play golf with. Chapters hold general membership meetings once each month and play golf as a group as often as they would like. Many social-only events are also held throughout the year.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“…it\u2019s a bunch of people who are single (i.e. never married, divorced, widowed, or legally separated), age 21 or over who really, really, re<\/span>ally enjoy golf.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

What are you waiting for? Check out singlesgolf.com<\/a> and go get’em tiger…oof…bad joke.<\/p>\n

<\/span>Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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